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{{L|Sam|''[punches the door open and walks towards Patrick thunderously]''}}
{{L|Sam|''[punches the door open and walks towards Patrick thunderously]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[closes the window fast]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[closes the window fast]''}}
{{L|''[Sam walks towards Patrick and SpongeBob. She is revealed to be large, incredibly muscular starfish, with large temper.}}
{{L|''[Sam walks towards Patrick and SpongeBob. She is revealed to be large, incredibly muscular starfish, with large temper.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|...Sam!}}
{{L|Patrick|...Sam!}}
{{L|Sam|''[grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face]'' Brubber!}}
{{L|Sam|''[grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face]'' Brubber!}}
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{{L|Clem|Weren't me, Tuck. My money's on the little missy over yonder.}}
{{L|Clem|Weren't me, Tuck. My money's on the little missy over yonder.}}
{{L|Patrick|Awwww, hey, sis, don't listen to those... meanies. Hey, the new rock is looking kinda... boring. What do you say we decorate it?}}
{{L|Patrick|Awwww, hey, sis, don't listen to those... meanies. Hey, the new rock is looking kinda... boring. What do you say we decorate it?}}
{{L|Sam|(sniffles) Blecorate?}}
{{L|Sam|''[sniffles and smiles]'' Blecorate?}}
{{L|Patrick|You can call it whatever you like, sis, just as long as we make it spiffy!}}
{{L|Patrick|You can call it whatever you like, sis, just as long as we make it spiffy!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[empties sand out of head]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[empties sand out of head]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|That's the spirit, Sis.}}
{{L|Patrick|That's the spirit, Sis.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely ''not'' the spirit, Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely ''not'' the spirit, Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, ya just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}}
{{L|Squidward|You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it! ''[takes off the antennae-window]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just do not use my property to do it! ''[takes off the antennae-window and stammers as he stops to look at something in shock]''}}
{{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}}
{{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}}
{{L|Squidward|But that's from... ''[looks at his somewhat horribly dismantled house]'' My house! That's it! I have had my fill of this thieving brute!}}
{{L|Squidward|But that's from... ''[looks at his somewhat horribly dismantled house]'' My house! That's it! I have had my fill of this thieving brute!}}
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{{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[headbutts them to their homes]''}}
{{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[headbutts them to their homes]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, sis. They can't bother us under our rock.}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, sis. They can't bother us under our rock.}}
{{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[the sand rock closes]''.}}
{{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[the sand rock closes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and starts carrying a heavy rock]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and starts carrying a heavy rock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward... wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward... wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them.}}
{{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over! Now is the time for action! ''[walks onto the sand rock and holds his rock menacingly over his head]'' A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from the... ''[grunts]'' tides of time!}}
{{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over! Now is the time for action! ''[walks onto the sand rock and holds his rock menacingly over his head]'' A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from the... ''[grunts]'' tides of time!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}}
{{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! If it's destruction they want, it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws the rock, but it bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward’s house on the sand rock. The sand rock opens, flinging Squidward in the air]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! If it's destruction they want, it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws the rock, but it bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock. The sand rock opens, flinging Squidward in the air]''}}
{{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces, screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}}
{{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces, screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Sam, it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Sam, it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}}
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{{L|Sam|''[swallows the broken pieces and rapidly spits it out at Squidward's house. Squidward's house then collapses as Squidward looks at it in disbelief]''}}
{{L|Sam|''[swallows the broken pieces and rapidly spits it out at Squidward's house. Squidward's house then collapses as Squidward looks at it in disbelief]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Squidward, at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodel. Right, Squidward? ''[Squidward is gone]'' Huh? Must be getting started.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Squidward, at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodel. Right, Squidward? ''[Squidward is gone]'' Huh? Must be getting started.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Seeing the destruction of his house, Squidward finally explodes in rage and drives bulldozer toward the sand rock so he can destroy Sam, laughing maniacally]''}}
{{L|[Seeing the destruction of his house, Squidward finally explodes in rage and drives a bulldozer toward the sand rock so he can destroy Sam, laughing maniacally]''}}
{{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' Huh?!}}
{{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' Huh?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward, stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down, buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward, stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down, buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Gee, isn't my sister something?}}
{{L|Patrick|Gee, isn't my sister something?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something, all right! ''[laughs, ending the episode.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something, all right! ''[laughs, ending the episode.]''}}
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