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-{{L|''[The episode opens with the Star family having a what appears to be a Thanksgiving feast]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode opens with the Star family having a Thanksgiving feast.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|In celebration of Thanksgiving, how about we all go around the table and say what we're ''[ties bib around her neck]'' thankful for?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[thinking]'' Let's see. I'm thankful for--}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pops out of a turkey]'' Food!}}
+{{L|''[Squidina shields herself with a plate, Patrick eats the turkey and slides across the table.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|I concur. ''[throws plate, it smashes]'' Food!}}
+{{L|''[Squidina smashes her face into a bowl of mashed potatoes. She chomps into a biscuit and a piece of pumpkin pie. Patrick is under her, eating through the table. Patrick chomps at the screen and burps, revealing that the whole family is extremely fat.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Ah. ''[gasps, jumps up]'' I just remembered! ''[runs away]'' Thanksgiving movie time!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs and runs after her]''}}
+{{L|''[They sit down on the couch. Squidina turns on the TV. After some static, we see ''Captain Quasar & Pat-Tron''.]''}}
+{{L|TV announcer|''Captain Quasar & Pat-Tron''!}}
+{{L|''[The S.S. Super Minnow flies up to a salad-shaped ship with a fork and spoon.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[voiceover]'' Captain's diary: I was negotiating a treaty with the leader of the Saladrian Empire.}}
+{{L|''[Quasar and King Saladrian growl at each other. They each play rock-paper-scissors.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar and Saladrian|Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!}}
+{{L|''[Quasar gets rock and Saladrian gets scissors.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Yes! Rock beats scissors! I win!}}
+{{L|Saladrian|Ugh! ''[shakes fist]'' Curse you, Quasar! ''[begrundingly, folds arms]'' We accept your terms.}}
+{{L|Quasar|Great to hear. Pat-Tron, sign the treaty for me, would you?}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[with a hat and holding suitcases]'' Sorry, I'm leaving for my vacation.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[growls]'' Just press the button!}}
+{{L|''[Two buttons are on the wall behind Pat-Tron, one with a laser gun and the other with a treaty.]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[looks at his suitcases, mumbles nervously, extends his butt to hit the laser button]'' You're welcome. ''[alarms blare}}
+{{L|Ship announcer|Firing blasters.}}
+{{L|Quasar|What the? Huh?}}
+{{L|''[A laser fires and blows up the Saladrians' ship.]''}}
+{{L|Saladrian|Aah! ''[glares]'' You dare fire on the Saladrian Empire after we signed a peace treaty? Arm crouton torpedoes! ''[disappears from the screen]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[blinks, chuckles, then runs around]'' Abandon ship! Pat-Tron, take me with you! Aah!}}
+{{L|''[Quasar jumps into the escape pod and squeezes in right as the doors close. A live-action crouton fires out and destroys the S.S. Super Minnow. Quasar watches from the window of the escape pod.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[sighs]'' So where are we going anyway?}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|My home planet, Tron-Tron. It's Blorpsgiving.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[scowls]'' Terrific. ''[the rocket lands, Quasar is holding his blaster]'' Space diary: We've arrived on a strange alien world devoid of ''[looks through a gear]'' organic life. Who knows what kind of threats lurk behind every corner. ''[goes up to a robotic version of the Star house]'' Hmm.}}
+{{L|''[Pat-Tron knocks. Robot versions of Bunny and Cecil answer the door.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Pat-Tron! Welcome home, son.}}
+{{L|Quasar|Not so fast! ''[aims blaster]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Oh, that is too nice. Pat-Tron's alien friend brought dessert. ''[takes the gun and blends it up with his head]''}}
+{{L|Bun-Bot|Cecil-5000, what did I say about ''[pushes him away]'' sweets before dinner? Join us. ''[drags Quasar inside and shuts the door]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[waves to a robot version of Squidina]'' Greetings, Robodina!}}
+{{L|Robodina|''[waves]'' Greetings!}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[waves to a steam engine version of GrandPat]'' Greetings, Grand-Tron!}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron|Greetings.}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|''[waving to them]'' Greetings.}}
+{{L|''[Bun-Bot stops dragging Quasar in front of Grand-Tron.]''}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron|''[to Quasar]'' Ooh! Hey, Pat-Tron, your friend has a water reservoir like me. Are you steam powered too? ''[turns around, horn blows]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[screams, helmet fogs up]'' Ugh. ''[window wiper cleans it off, whispers into electronic device]'' Space diary: I have encountered a hostile life-form.}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|Oh, relax. Grand-Tron's not hostile. ''[sits down on a chair with an electric plug]'' Why don't you sit down and ''[pats another chair next to him]'' recharge a while?}}
+{{L|Quasar|Hmm, well, I suppose a little rest wouldn't hurt. Um... ''[sits down]'' Ah. ''[gets electrocuted]'' Aah!}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Egad! Captain! ''[lifts him up]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Oh, thank goodness.}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|''[turns dial on chair]'' This power adapter should be more suitable. ''[the two prongs replace with multiple, he puts Quasar back on]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[gets electrocuted, sceams]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Error. Perhaps this one. ''[turns dial to three prongs]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|No, no, no! Please, please! ''[gets shocked, screaming, winces]'' Pat-Tron, I can't take anymore!}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|But we just got here!}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[grabs Pat-Tron]'' I'm not like you machines! I'm not meant for this ''[shakes him]'' cold metal world. ''[screams skyward]'' I'm flesh and blood!}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|Huh?}}
+{{L|Quasar|I've got to get out of here!}}
+{{L|''[Quasar pants and runs away. He runs into Inga-Tron, a Pat-Tron-like robot with pigtails and a dress. He lays on the floor, dazed. He looks up at Inga-Tron as the screen gets a pink filter.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[mumbling gibberish, eyes bounce around like pinballs, falls face-forward]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|Cousin Inga-Tron! What a surprise.}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|Yeah, I just flew in from Robo-Sweden. ''[spins propeller]'' And boy, is my propeller tired.}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[laughs]'' Oh, Captain, say hi to Inga before you leave.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[laying on floor]'' On second thought, I could stay a little longer.}}
+{{L|''[The screen zooms out to Patrick's TV. Patrick is sitting upside down and kicking his legs, while Squidina complains.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh, come on! They suddenly have a gorgeous cousin who just shows up out of nowhere?}}
+{{L|''[Zoom out to show Inga sitting next to Squidina.]''}}
+{{L|Inga|Yah, very unrealistic.}}
+{{L|''[Pan up to Cecil-5000's Blorpsgiving feast. Pat-Tron's family and Quasar are sitting around the table.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Family unit, initiate Blorpsgiving dinner!}}
+{{L|''[One member cuts a chunk of RAM out of a loaf. Another picks up a CD from a rack. Robodina picks some cassette tape like spaghetti. She puts it on a plate and pours oil on it, then eats it.]''}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron|Hmm, where is my supper?}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|Oh, yah! ''[takes out bag of coal]'' I brought these ''[pours them on a plate]'' antique energy pods just for you.}}
+{{L|''[Inga-Tron turns her hand into a shovel and shovels some coal into Grand-Tron's mouth.]''}}
+{{L|Grand-tron|Whoo, whoo! ''[blows fire]''}}
+{{L|''[Pat-Tron lifts his head to reveal a disc drive and eats a CD.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Pat-Tron, I can't eat any of this! ''[grabs him]'' I'm not like you machines. I'm flesh and-- huh?}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[holding out paper]'' Captain, would you care for a sheet of business paper?}}
+{{L|Quasar|Of course, darling. ''[sucks it into his helmet, the ball bounces off his head]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|''[The paper prints through a slot in Inga-Tron's body.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[bites paper ball]'' I got it. ''[swallows]'' Mmm, it's delicious.}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|If you enjoyed those, ''[takes out basket of RAM chips]'' you will love the RAM sticks.}}
+{{L|''[She drops one into the suction tube. Quasar bites it and his teeth shatter.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[screams]''}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[holding DVD]'' Mm, it appears that RAM is incompatible ''[puts it down]'' with your outdated hardware. ''[scoops up coal away from Grand-Tron, who tries to bite it]'' Perhaps coal would be more suitable.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[as Inga-Tron dumps coal into the suction]'' Mmm. Uh... ''[bites coal, filling his helmet water black, flushes it and his teeth are black]'' Scrumptious.}}
+{{L|''[Everyone except Quasar has a full belly.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Oh, boy. I am stuffed. I am unable to process another nanobyte.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[hurriedly]'' Oh, yes, quite full. No more for me. No-oh.}}
+{{L|Bun-Bot|''[stands up]'' I will now commence cleaning protocol.}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|Please, allow me.}}
+{{L|Bun-Bot|Well, if you insist.}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|Yah, it is the least I can do as a guest. ''[picks up all the silverware and holds it]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[holds out arms]'' Oh, please. Allow me. After all, I am a guest too. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[Inga-Tron drops one stack in his arms. He groans and struggles. When she puts the other stack on, he collapses and the dishes shatter.]''}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[worried]'' Captain, is your hydraulic system compromised?}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[on floor, groans weakly]'' No. But my spine is.}}
+{{L|''[Zoom out of the TV to show Patrick face-down on the couch.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sighs]'' Food coma.}}
+{{L|Squidina|Getting so sleepy. ''[snores]''}}
+{{L|''[Fade to Pat-Tron and Robodina sleeping on the couch in similar positions.]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|Power saving mode.}}
+{{L|Robodina|Processing so much data.}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron|Oh, I feel like I'm about to bust a rivet. ''[bolt pops out and water spills, screams]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[walking in with Inga-Tron]'' So then I told the alien-- ''[water splashes on Inga-Tron]'' sweet solar flare!}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron|My reservoir!}}
+{{L|Quasar|My lady love!}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[spluttering, grunts, falls on the floor]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|I must save her, but how? ''[thinks]'' Hmm. Huh? ''[lightbulb appears over him]'' Aha!}}
+{{L|''[Quasar runs back to the escape ship and pulls out a bag of space rice. He comes back to Pat-Tron's house. The family set out a dish and drop Inga-Tron in. Quasar fills it with rice.]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|''[worried]'' Captain, can we be certain this will dry her out?}}
+{{L|Quasar|Nothing is certain in this world, but it sure worked when my space diary took a tumble into the toilet.}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[gasps, comes out of the rice with static eyes]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Careful. ''[holds her]'' Careful, my darling. Don't rush. ''[beeping]''}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[eyes go back to normal]'' Captain! ''[eyes reflect Quasar]'' You saved my life. ''[Quasar's eyes water, she grabs him]'' Oh, Quasar. I love you.}}
+{{L|Quasar|I love you too!}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|Let's get hitched, yah?}}
+{{L|''[A bunch of mechanical hearts transition to a wedding outside.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[narrating]'' Space diary: On this cold metal world, my heart has found warm, warm love.}}
+{{L|''[Quasar and Bun-Bot are at the altar. Cecil-5000 brings Inga-Tron down the aisle.]''}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron, Robodina, and Grand-Tron|''[happy sobbing]''}}
+{{L|''[Flower transition to Quasar and Inga-Tron holding hands at the altar.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Oh, darling, you look positively-- ''[a claw comes down]'' huh? ''[it screws off Inga-Tron's head and splatters oil on him]'' Aah! ''[screaming]''}}
+{{L|''[A wedding dress body for Inga-Tron comes out of the ground and her head is screwed back on.]''}}
+{{L|Robotic voice|Wedding chassis installation complete.}}
+{{L|Quasar|Huh? Is this normal?}}
+{{L|Bun-Bot|Affirmative!}}
+{{L|Quasar|Oh, phew. ''[laughs]'' As I was saying, darling, ''[holds her hands]'' you look positively--}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[happily]'' Now it is your turn.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[laughs]'' What do you mean?}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|It is ''[monstrously, voice deepens]'' your turn.}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[laughs]'' Hmm? ''[gasps, sees claw above his head]'' Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm organic. You can't take my head off. ''[chuckles]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Patrick, whose head is resting on a cushion, as his body holds popcorn and shrugs.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't see what the big deal is.}}
+{{L|''[His body feeds popcorn to his head.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|I would die.}}
+{{L|''[Cecil-5000 is behind Quasar with a buzzsaw.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|Not to worry. ''[ominously]'' We have ''other methods.''}}
+{{L|''[Grand-Tron takes out three saws and Robodina has scissors.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Aah! ''[ducks under Cecil-5000's buzzsaw]'' I'm not ready for marriage!}}
+{{L|Grand-Tron, Robodina, Bun-Bot, Inga-Tron, and Cecil-5000|The ceremony will continue!}}
+{{L|''[Quasar screams and runs away. The robots chase after him. He grabs the hose of the house and it takes him to the other side. He hops in a car and tries to drive it.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Come on, come on, come on! ''[Cecil-5000 and Bun-Bot appear in front of him]'' Huh? ''[whimpers]''}}
+{{L|''[Cecil-5000, Bun-Bot, and Robodina hold out their weapons.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[engine turns over]'' Ha-ha!}}
+{{L|''[The car turns into a giant, Pat-Tron-like robot, which expels Quasar between its legs. Quasar is covered in oil.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Eww.}}
+{{L|''[Bun-Bot grabs Quasar and holds him in place for Cecil-5000. Suddenly, something flies overhead.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Oh?}}
+{{L|''[The Saladrian ship is floating above them. Saladrian soldiers, and then King Saladrian himself, beam down.]''}}
+{{L|Saladrian|The Saladrian Empire demands you hand over ''[holds out tongs]'' Douglas P. Quasar!}}
+{{L|Quasar|Oh, thank goodness! ''[jumps in the Saladrian alien, exhales]'' Let's blow this popsicle stand.}}
+{{L|''[King Saladrian grabs Quasar with his tongs.]''}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|You do know we're going to execute you, right?}}
+{{L|Quasar|''[casually]'' Yeah, whatever as long as you get me outta here.}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|No! Quasar must stay here and marry Inga-Tron!}}
+{{L|''[King Saladrian looks at Inga-Tron and falls in love with her. Inga-Tron sways back and forth.]''}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|Such a beauty! ''[kisses her arm]'' Mwah, mwah, mwah!}}
+{{L|''[Her arm falls off. He sticks it back on and laughs, only for it to fall off again.]''}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|Inga-Tron, I am smitten. ''[Pat-Tron grabs Quasar and drags him away]'' It would be an honor... ''[beeping, Inga-Tron scans him]'' if you would marry me in his stead.}}
+{{L|''[The text "DIAGNOSTIC: -WASH BEFORE USE -KEEP REFRIDGERATED -COMPOSTABLE" appears on Inga-Tron's analysis. The text "INCOMPATIBLE" then flashes.]''}}
+{{L|Inga-Tron|''[takes his arm]'' Eh, I can make it work.}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|''[shouting]'' We shall wed at once!}}
+{{L|''[Pat-Tron holds Quasar and takes him back home.]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Pat-Tron, you saved me.}}
+{{L|Pat-Tron|Don't mention it. ''[drops Quasar in front of the escape pod and goes in]'' Now you know why I only visit on holidays. ''[picks him up and brings him inside]''}}
+{{L|Quasar|Good man, Pat-Tron. Next year we'll visit my family. ''[rocket takes off]''}}
+{{L|''[Inga-Tron embraces King Saladrian. Cecil-5000 taps him on the shoulder.]''}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|Huh?}}
+{{L|Cecil-5000|''[holding buzzsaw]'' Time to get you changed for the wedding.}}
+{{L|King Saladrian|What? No! Stop! Nooo!}}
+{{L|''[The camera pans up as Quasar and Pat-Tron's ship flies through the sky. Back at home, Patrick is huddled with his disembodied head. Squidina is in awe.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Wow, what an ending!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[puts his head back on]'' Yeah!}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[enters with a salad]'' Anyone for dessert salad?}}
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[scream]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidina runs away. Patrick runs away without his head, then grabs it back. Bunny looks at the camera, confused.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|Okay?}}
+{{L|''[Iris out on the salad.]''}}