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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm polishing Gary's shell. ''[face turns into polishing machine as he polishes Squidward's face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm polishing Gary's shell. ''[face turns into polishing machine as he polishes Squidward's face]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yah! ''[face glimmers, shakes head, pushing SpongeBob away]'' Well, I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance. ''[begins dancing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yah! ''[face glimmers, shakes head, pushing SpongeBob away]'' Well, I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance. ''[begins dancing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[unimpressed, seeing the flashing lights]'' Uh, well, that's fascinating. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[unimpressed, seeing the flashing lights]'' Uh, well, that's fascinating. ''[as Squidward does a dance move from "Culture Shock", he grabs both Squidward's and SpongeBob's shoulders]'' Hey, instead of that malarkey, what would you say to a leisurely weekend sailing trip on me brand-new yacht? Huh? ''[chuckles, waves hand, sunlight appears]'' The sun in your face. Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. ''[laughs as sunlight burns and dries him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. ''[laughs as sunlight burns and dries him]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to Squidward]'' The wind in your-- uh, ''[rubs Squidward's forehead]'' head wrinkles.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to Squidward]'' The wind in your-- uh, ''[rubs Squidward's forehead]'' head wrinkles.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Something smells fishy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Something smells fishy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushing giant box displaying a yacht]'' Don't get your mizzenmast in a twist. I got your ship right here. ''[pats box, opening it, which crushes SpongeBob and Squidward]'' ''[shrugging]'' Ahem, some assembly required.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushing giant box displaying a yacht]'' Don't get your mizzenmast in a twist. I got your ship right here. ''[pats box, opening it, which crushes SpongeBob and Squidward]'' ''[shrugging]'' Ahem, some assembly required.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gear on neck]'' We have to build the ship?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gear on neck]'' We have to ''build'' the ship?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumping in and out of parts]'' Yay! We get to build the ship!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumping in and out of parts]'' Yay! We get to build the ship!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers. Real sailors build their own ships. Now get to work, you two. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward slide out, puts on hat]'' And as an old Navy man, ''[walking away]'' I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers. Real sailors build their own ships. Now get to work, you two. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward slide out, puts on hat]'' And as an old Navy man, ''[walking away]'' I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that would be?}} | {{L|Squidward|And that would be?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[next to lounge chair and umbrella with magazine]'' Supervising. ''[gets in lounge chair and begins snoring]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[next to lounge chair and umbrella with magazine]'' Supervising. ''[gets in lounge chair and begins snoring]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[lifting gear from neck]'' Old Navy man? ''[tosses gear]'' Ha! More like old, lazy man. ''[sees SpongeBob isn't there anymore]'' Hmm. ''[sighs, walks over]'' Oh, boy. All right, let's get this over with. Now, where are the instructions?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[lifting gear from neck]'' Old Navy man? ''[tosses gear]'' Ha! More like old, ''lazy'' man. ''[sees SpongeBob isn't there anymore]'' Hmm. ''[sighs, walks over]'' Oh, boy. All right, let's get this over with. Now, where are the instructions?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[emerging from parts]'' I'll find them!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[emerging from parts]'' I'll find them!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob digs for the instructions, hitting Squidward with some of the parts, including an anchor that crushes him.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob digs for the instructions, hitting Squidward with some of the parts, including an anchor that crushes him.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, wood planks are not--}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, wood planks are not--}} | ||
{{L|Wood plank|''[grows a face and laughs, forms an arch]''}} | {{L|Wood plank|''[grows a face and laughs, forms an arch]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ticklish. ''[gets hit with plank | {{L|Squidward|Ticklish. ''[gets hit with plank, he lands in the distance while he is screaming, and gets crushed by an anchor]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Many frame-building attempts later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Many frame-building attempts later...}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up to a boat frame.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob walks up to a boat frame.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Much safer. Never work below an idiot.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Much safer. Never work below an idiot.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Oops! Look out above!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Oops! Look out above!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Above? ''[a concrete brick, a tire, and a refrigerator land on him]'' That's it!}} | {{L|Squidward|Above? ''[a concrete brick, a tire, and a refrigerator land on him; he now has a missing bottom tooth]'' That's it!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward picks up a hook and throws it onto SpongeBob working below. It hooks onto his pants.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward picks up a hook and throws it onto SpongeBob working below. It hooks onto his pants.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gets pulled up by Squidward, who growls at him]'' Oh, hi, Squidward. Have you seen a safe up here? I think I dropped it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gets pulled up by Squidward, who growls at him]'' Oh, hi, Squidward. Have you seen a safe up here? I think I dropped it.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. ''[hollering]'' Mr. Krabs, your ship is finished!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. ''[hollering]'' Mr. Krabs, your ship is finished!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[rolling in, severely injured and in a wheelchair]'' We use the term "ship" very loosely.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[rolling in, severely injured and in a wheelchair]'' We use the term "ship" very loosely.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes the ship box out of the way to reveal a very poorly put-together ship.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes the ship box out of the way to reveal a very poorly put-together ship as a foghorn blares.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm, a little off the beam. Hmm... Hmm, ''[holds two white paint buckets]'' I know! All she needs is a nice, shiny coat of paint. ''[tosses white paint onto the ship, turning it into a proper ship]'' ''[looking at sign on ship that says "S.S. SEA-SCRET FORMULA"]'' The S.S. Sea-cret Formula is ready to set sail... ''[pointing]'' as soon as you two drag her into the lagoon.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm, a little off the beam. Hmm... Hmm, ''[holds two white paint buckets]'' I know! All she needs is a nice, shiny coat of paint. ''[tosses white paint onto the ship, turning it into a proper ship]'' ''[looking at sign on ship that says "S.S. SEA-SCRET FORMULA"]'' The S.S. Sea-cret Formula is ready to set sail... ''[pointing]'' as soon as you two drag her into the lagoon.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs stands on the front of the ship as SpongeBob and Squidward use strings to pull the ship across the beach, where the beachgoers are watching them.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs stands on the front of the ship as SpongeBob and Squidward use strings to pull the ship across the beach, where the beachgoers are watching them.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|No problem. ''[pulls rope that puts Squidward in his cash register]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No problem. ''[pulls rope that puts Squidward in his cash register]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward's employee hat is put on, The Gallery Grub menu appears, and SpongeBob puts in the kitchen window frame. ]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward's employee hat is put on, The Gallery Grub menu appears, and SpongeBob puts in the kitchen window frame.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How exciting, Squidward! I get to flip patties and be-- ''[gags]'' Seasick at the same time. ''[throws up off-screen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How exciting, Squidward! I get to flip patties and be-- ''[gags]'' Seasick at the same time. ''[throws up off-screen]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We're not gonna sell any food in the middle of a lagoon!}} | {{L|Squidward|We're not gonna sell any food in the middle of a lagoon!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gags]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gags]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Oh, boy.}} | ||
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