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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! ''[closes doors]'' Ahoy there! ''[comes up in front of them and pokes them]'' And what do you two laddies have planned for this weekend?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! ''[closes doors]'' Ahoy there! ''[comes up in front of them and pokes them]'' And what do you two laddies have planned for this weekend?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm polishing Gary's shell. ''[face turns into polishing machine as he polishes Squidward's face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm polishing Gary's shell. ''[face turns into polishing machine as he polishes Squidward's face]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yah! ''[face glimmers, shakes head, pushing SpongeBob away]'' Well, I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance. ''[begins dancing | {{L|Squidward|Yah! ''[face glimmers, shakes head, pushing SpongeBob away]'' Well, I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance. ''[begins dancing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[unimpressed, seeing the flashing lights]'' Uh, well, that's fascinating. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[unimpressed, seeing the flashing lights]'' Uh, well, that's fascinating. ''[as Squidward does a dance move from "Culture Shock", he grabs both Squidward's and SpongeBob's shoulders]'' Hey, instead of that malarkey, what would you say to a leisurely weekend sailing trip on me brand-new yacht? Huh? ''[chuckles, waves hand, sunlight appears]'' The sun in your face. Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. ''[laughs as sunlight burns and dries him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. ''[laughs as sunlight burns and dries him]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to Squidward]'' The wind in your-- uh, ''[rubs Squidward's forehead]'' head wrinkles.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to Squidward]'' The wind in your-- uh, ''[rubs Squidward's forehead]'' head wrinkles.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Something smells fishy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Something smells fishy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushing giant box displaying a yacht]'' Don't get your mizzenmast in a twist. I got your ship right here. ''[pats box, opening it, which crushes SpongeBob and Squidward]'' ''[shrugging]'' Ahem, some assembly required.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushing giant box displaying a yacht]'' Don't get your mizzenmast in a twist. I got your ship right here. ''[pats box, opening it, which crushes SpongeBob and Squidward]'' ''[shrugging]'' Ahem, some assembly required.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gear on neck]'' We have to build the ship?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gear on neck]'' We have to ''build'' the ship?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumping in and out of parts]'' Yay! We get to build the ship!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumping in and out of parts]'' Yay! We get to build the ship!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers. Real sailors build their own ships. Now get to work, you two. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward slide out, puts on hat]'' And as an old Navy man, ''[walking away]'' I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers. Real sailors build their own ships. Now get to work, you two. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward slide out, puts on hat]'' And as an old Navy man, ''[walking away]'' I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And that would be?}} | {{L|Squidward|And that would be?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[next to lounge chair and umbrella with magazine]'' Supervising. ''[gets in lounge chair and begins snoring]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[next to lounge chair and umbrella with magazine]'' Supervising. ''[gets in lounge chair and begins snoring]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[lifting gear from neck]'' Old Navy man? ''[tosses gear]'' Ha! More like old, lazy man. ''[sees SpongeBob isn't there anymore]'' Hmm. ''[sighs, walks over]'' Oh, boy. All right, let's get this over with. Now, where are the instructions?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[lifting gear from neck]'' Old Navy man? ''[tosses gear]'' Ha! More like old, ''lazy'' man. ''[sees SpongeBob isn't there anymore]'' Hmm. ''[sighs, walks over]'' Oh, boy. All right, let's get this over with. Now, where are the instructions?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[emerging from parts]'' I'll find them!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[emerging from parts]'' I'll find them!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob digs for the instructions, hitting Squidward with some of the parts, including an anchor that crushes him.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob digs for the instructions, hitting Squidward with some of the parts, including an anchor that crushes him.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gags]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gags]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' Oh, boy.}} | ||
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