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-|Season=3
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' pet worm Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}}
-|Episode=47a
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin' our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin' with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
-|Airdate=[[March 8]], [[2002]]
+{{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}}
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+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin' the whole thing. He's... y'know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin' through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}}
-Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral) C'mon, Mr. Doodles. We haven't got all day. We've got to get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shooting our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarming with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money. (Mr. Doodles barks)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin' on?}}
-Mr. Krabs: No, I got Squidward organizing the whole thing. He's...ya know...artsy. What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Coming through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!
+{{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}}
-Squidward: What?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin' is throwin' away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
-Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's name is going on?
+{{L|Squidward|This ''is'' all necessary.}}
-Squidward: We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary.
+{{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.}}
-Squidward: This is all necessary.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A second Krusty Krab?}}
-Mr. Krabs: Then what's all this useless junk.
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy. ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}}
-Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need ''him?'' ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: Oh, well, then how do you explain that? (Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs) A 2nd Krusty Krab?
+{{L|Squidward|''[whispers]'' This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
-Squidward: Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy. (showing 2 Mr. Krabs)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya! ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired! Go on! Scram! Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin'.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? (Pointing to a clown)
+{{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
-Squidward: This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay.}}
-Mr. Krabs: All right, get lost, all of ya. You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you, you stay. (Clown makes noise)
+{{L|''[The clown smiles and a horn honks.]''}}
-Squidward: Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.
+{{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}}
-Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speaking of which, where is the little barnacle.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin' about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin' of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
-SpongeBob: (underground) I'm down here, sir.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled, as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}}
-Mr. Krabs: What are you doing, lad?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin', lad?}}
-SpongeBob: Squidward said I could help by burying myself!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Quit fooling and come on out. I need you to be in the commercial.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin' and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial!}}
-SpongeBob: (gasps) Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me?! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
-Squidward: But, but, but, but, but, but, but...
+{{L|Squidward|''[stammers]'' But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}}
-Mr. Krabs: Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a time table to keep. This thing airs tonight.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[SpongeBob is still smiling]'' Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight.}}
-SpongeBob & Squidward: Tonight?!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Yup, I got a sweet deal on prime-time slot.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on a prime-time slot.}}
-Narrator: 3:28am
+{{L|French Narrator|''[reading timecard]'': 3:28 am.}}
-SpongeBob: It's almost on, Gary.
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV displays a wild west show, then shows the Krusty Krab commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}}
-Gary: (yawns) Meow
+{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}}
-SpongeBob: Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. (TV shows wild west show. Then shows KK commercial)
+{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}}
-SpongeBob: Look, Gary! It's on!
+{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this ''money'' and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen.]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}}
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+{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's that coming from?}}
-Start of commercial----------
+{{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs.]''}}
-Pearl: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem
+{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!}}
-Squidward (Jen): What's your problem, Amy?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!}}
-Pearl (Amy): I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set)
+{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-Pearl (Amy): Who's there?
+{{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}}
-Squidward (Jen): Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}}
-Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs
+{{L|Amy|Did you say "Krusty Krab?"}}
-Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speakphone appears all of a sudden]'' That's right! Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!}}
-Amy and Jen: Where are we?
+{{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}}
-Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab. Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays.]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin', appetizin' food in the seven seas.}}
-Jen: What's a krabby patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]'' There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this]'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
-SpongeBob: There I am Gary! There I am!
+{{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}}
-Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some bun. Voila! A krabby patty.
+{{L|Jen|Me, too.}}
-Amy: I want a krabby patty.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}}
-Jen: Me, too.
+{{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: How do you like them krabby patties, girls. (laughs)
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing.]''}}
-Amy & Jen: (thumbs up) (Mr. Krabs still laughing)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[his hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he is holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!}}
-SpongeBob: Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?}}
-Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a krabby patty today.
+{{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
-All: The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!
+{{L|''[The commercial ends.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[cut to the clam rooster crowing. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}}
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}}
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+{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin', oldster.}}
-End of commercial----------
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[cut to flashback showing that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}}
-SpongeBob: That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed.
+{{L|Announcer|New Bran Flakes. Bold new taste. Bran Flakes. ''[screen fades back to Spongebob]''}}
-(It's morning)
+{{L|SpongeBob|You did?}}
-SpongeBob: Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. (humming)
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yeah. You were on a commercial.}}
-Elderly Citizen: Hey, you!
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're right! Wow, he recognized me.}}
-SpongeBob: Top of the morning, oldster.
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.}}
-Elderly Citizen: Hey! I saw you on TV last night. (Then a flashback shows that the elderly man was actually watching a brandflakes commercial and saw the yellow box.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[bumps into Nat Peterson]''}}
-Announcer: New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes. SpongeBob: You did?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
-Elderly Citizen: Yeah. You were on a commercial.
+{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob's nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh... SpongeBob.}}
-SpongeBob: You're right! Wow, he recognized me.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing ya know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
-Elderly Citizen: Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.
+{{L|Nat Peterson| ''[waving his flipper up and down in front of his face]'' Really? I don't smell anything.}}
-SpongeBob: (talking to self) "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. (laughs) How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... (runs into citizen)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}}
-SpongeBob: Oh, please excuse me, sir.
+{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}}
-Citizen: Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask from across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}}
-SpongeBob: Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... (gasps) Why, sir, I'm flattered.
+{{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my tail fin. I'll get it myself. ''[gets up and walks away]''}}
-Citizen: Oh, really? I don't smell anything.
+{{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}}
-SpongeBob: (laughs) You're on your way, kid.
+{{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}}
-Customer: Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?
+{{L|SpongeBob|No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.}}
-SpongeBob: Why of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?
+{{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tail fin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tail fin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}}
-Customer: To my tail fin. I'll get it myself.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I am that guy on TV.}}
-SpongeBob: F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Looks like shyness got the best of him.
+{{L|Tyler|''[walking up to the condiment table with his friend]'' Hey, look!}}
-Squidward: There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...
+{{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}}
-SpongeBob: No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.
+{{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup. ''[squirts ketchup on his Krabby Patty]''}}
-Squidward: To my tailfin? (checks to see if he has one)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. ''[limboes under the mop]'' And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}}
-SpongeBob: Yes I am that guy on TV.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob!}}
-Kid: Hey, look!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}}
-SpongeBob: Please good people, no photos at work. Kid: Here's the ketchup.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy! Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin' so predictable!}}
-SpongeBob: Well, maybe just one. (poses) Another one? Ok. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: There you are, SpongeBob.
+{{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glandy McPinkfish on Flounderman last night?}}
-SpongeBob: Yes, pilot.
+{{L|Lou|No. How was he?}}
-Mr. Krabs: I need you to...(gets hit with mop)...OW! (finger breaks) Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.
+{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin' you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}}
-SpongeBob: I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record...}}
-Customer #1: Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?
+{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where he is writing a resignation notice.]''}}
-Customer #2: No. How was he?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
-Customer #1: Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Fendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. SpongeBob: Solo record!
+{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin' on ya, Krabs baby.}}
-(In Mr. Krabs office)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}}
-Mr. Krabs: So, if I fire him and make a successor do twice the work, and...(knock on door)...eh, come in.(in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model) Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
-SpongeBob: They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin' about?}}
-Mr. Krabs: The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}}
-SpongeBob: Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size.]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: What in blazes are you talking about?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get ''right'' back to work.}}
-SpongeBob: Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-half. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm outta here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: Boy, those krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[goes back to writing notice]''}}
-SpongeBob: (snaps fingers twice) I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. (SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office)
+{{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers.]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: Oooooh...I've never felt such a strange combination of pity...and indigestion.
+{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you!}}
-Customer #2: There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.
+{{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}}
-Customer #3: Where have you been?
+{{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}}
-Customer #2: How long are you going to keep us standing here?
+{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just gonna stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you gonna fill these peoples' orders?}}
-Squidward: Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth ungaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples orders?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not gonna wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}}
-SpongeBob: Pipe-down Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.
+{{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}}
-Squidward: I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.
+{{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}}
-SpongeBob: No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.
+{{L|Squidward|Enter-what?!}}
-Squidward: Enter-what? (SpongeBob grabs microphone)
+{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone.]''}}
-SpongeBob: How you doing folks?
+{{L|SpongeBob|How you doin', folks?}}
-Customers: Hungry!
+{{L|All|Hungry!}}
-SpongeBob: That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. (Lights are turned down)
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down the lights]''}}
-Squidward: Hey!
+{{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
-Customer #2: Eating here was your idea!
+{{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill's sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[the lights turns back on and they start complaining]''}}
-Song: "Striped Sweater"
+{{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
-I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater"
+{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you go back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they came here for?!}}
-The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
+{{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd is booing]''}}
-One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind
+{{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?!}}
-'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...
+{{L|SpongeBob|They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd. ''[juggling patties]''}}
-(Everyone complains)
+{{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?!}}
-SpongeBob: Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab! ''[rimshot]''}}
-Squidward: Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for!!
+{{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}}
-SpongeBob: Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. (all the customers boo)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}}
-Customer #4: Is this some kind of joke?
+{{L|All|We want patties!}}
-SpongeBob: They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[slips on grease and patties flip in the air]''}}
-Customer #2: Oh, now what's he doing?
+{{L|''[In slow motion, cut between SpongeBob slipping, the patties flying, and the crowd booing at the ordering window; the same sequence is shown again before SpongeBob is shown.]''}}
-SpongeBob: Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screaming]'' No! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.}}
-Customer #2: We're losing our appetites!
+{{L|''[The patties land on the grill; normal speed resumes as the crowd smiles.]''}}
-SpongeBob: Uh, ok. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.
+{{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}}
-Customers: We want patties!
+{{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for!}}
-SpongeBob: Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. ((SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air)) No!!!!!!!! ((talking in his head)) My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on. Wasted. ((patties land on the grill))
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[dotted lines form from his eyes to point to patty]'' They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill. I may be able to save this act, yet! Roll with it, SpongeBob. Roll with it. There's more where that came from, folks! ''[puts a ton of patties on the grill]''}}
-Customer #2: Hey! Finally!
+{{L|All|Yay!}}
-Customer #4: That's what we've been waiting for. (dotted lines form from his eyes to point to patty)
+{{L|SpongeBob|You like that?!}}
-SpongeBob: They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill. I may be able to save this act, yet. Roll with it, SpongeBob. Roll with it. There's more where that came from, folks. (SpongeBob puts a whole ton of patties on the grill)
+{{L|Bill|It's what we wanted all along!}}
-Customers: Yay!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' It's working! But how do I follow it up? Think on your feet, SpongeBob, it'll get you this far. ''[notices a bag of buns on the table]'' Buns! ''[speaking]'' It's a stretch, but we've all gotta try to push the envelope sometime! ''[shakes the buns out of the sack]'' Okay, folks, how do you like this? ''[flips patties inside buns]''}}
-SpongeBob: You like that?
+{{L|All|Yeah!}}
-Customer #2: It's what we wanted all along.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy!}}
-SpongeBob: It seems to be working. But how do I follow it up? Buns! It's a stretch, but we've all got to push the envelope, sometime. Ok, folks. How do you like this? (Flips patties inside buns)
+{{L|Customers|We want onions! Cheese! Yay!}}
-Customers: Yeah!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ready for the grand finale? ''[customers ready their trays as SpongeBob throws their Krabby Patties at their respective trays. Squidward is shown sleeping]''}}
-SpongeBob: I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.
+{{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties! ''[Squidward wakes up as Mr. Krabs exits his office]''}}
-Customers: We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling. ''[gives SpongeBob his hat back]''}}
-SpongeBob: Ready for the grand finale? (Crowd puts up trays so they can catch patties. Patties land on trays)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this. ''[the screen quickly fades to black, ending the episode]''}}
-Customers: Whoopee! Krabby patties!
+[[es:Como lo vio en TV(Transcripcion)]]
-Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.
-SpongeBob: I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this