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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
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{{L|''[Episode starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning]''}}
{{L|''[Episode starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This is how to live, isn't it, my friend?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This is hot to live, isn't it my friend?}}
{{L|Patrick|You said it, buddy.}}
{{L|Patrick|You said it buddy.}}
{{L|''[Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in their faces. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his brakes causing him to go in circles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers]''}}
{{L|''[Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in their faces. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his brakes causing him to go in circles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers]''}}
{{L|Evelyn|He's amazing!}}
{{L|Evelyn|He's amazing!}}
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{{L|Evelyn|Who is that guy?}}
{{L|Evelyn|Who is that guy?}}
{{L|Nazz-Mimi|That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!}}
{{L|Nazz-Mimi|That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!}}
{{L|Nat|What's your secret, Larry?}}
{{L|Nat|What's your secret Larry?}}
{{L|Larry|Well, you've gotta take risks. ''[Larry hops back on his motor cycle]'' Live on the edge. ''[Larry rides his motorcycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someone's surfboard upside down]''}}
{{L|Larry|Well you've gotta take risks. ''[Larry hops back on his motor cycle]'' Live on the edge. ''[Larry rides his motorcycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someone's surfboard upside down]''}}
{{L|All|Ooh! ''[Larry then comes back to shore]''}}
{{L|All|Ooh! ''[Larry then comes back to shore]''}}
{{L|Larry|And you can't... Uh... You can't... ''[Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up]'' And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, ''[Larry shakes them]'' weak, ''[touches them, and they fall]'' afraid of their own shadows. ''[They see their shadows, scream, and whimper]'' Pathetic!}}
{{L|Larry|And you can't... Uh... You can't... ''[Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up]'' And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, ''[Larry shakes them]'' weak, ''[touches them, and they fall]'' afraid of their own shadows. ''[They see their shadows, scream, and whimper]'' Pathetic!}}
{{L|Nat|Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives?}}
{{L|Nat|Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives?}}
{{L|Larry|I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last!}}
{{L|Larry|I'll tell you how, by living each day as if it were their last!}}
{{L|Patrick|How do we do that?}}
{{L|Patrick|How do we do that?}}
{{L|Larry|By living like me, Larry.}}
{{L|Larry|By living like me, Larry.}}
{{L|Patrick|But what's that have... ''[Larry covers his mouth]''}}
{{L|Patrick|But what's that- ''[Larry covers his mouth]''}}
{{L|Larry|By living, like Larry.}}
{{L|Larry|By living, like Larry.}}
{{L|Both|Living, like Larry.}}
{{L|Both|Living, like Larry.}}
{{L|Larry|Living like Larry! ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Larry|Living like Larry! ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Living like Larry. Living like Larry. ''[cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is like blowing the bubbles]'' This is bogus!}}
{{L|Patrick|Living like Larry. Living like Larry. ''[cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Two seahorses are eating, Patrick is sighing, which is blowing the bubbles]'' This is bogus!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that, Pat?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that Pat?}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... ''[hears sea horses neighing]'' This is it, SpongeBob! This is where we redeem our miserable lives! It's time to start... ''[jumps in the air, then stops]'' ...''Livin' like Larry!'' ''[he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea horse, and he then rides around]'' Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store]''}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... ''[hears sea horses neighing]'' This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem our miserable lives! It's time to start... ''[jumps in the air, then stops]'' ...''Livin' like Larry!'' ''[he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea horse, and he then rides around]'' Hey SpongeBob! SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo! ''[cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo! ''[cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome! ''[picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! ''[picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick, where you going?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Patrick, where you going?}}
{{L|Patrick|To live, my friend! We are going to live! ''[cuts to "A-1 Wreckers"]'' This is going to be the best fun yet! ''[a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|To live my friend! We are going to live! ''[cuts to "A-1 Wreckers"]'' This is going to be the best fun yet! ''[a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know about this, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know about this Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|You must defeat your reason, before you can start... ''[jumps up in the air again, then stops]'' ...living like Larry! ''[he then goes into a boat]'' Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! ''[he gets smashed from the sides, cringing SpongeBob until his stunt end, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You must defeat your reason before you can start... ''[jumps up in the air again, then stops]'' ...living like Larry! ''[he then goes into a boat]'' Wo-hoo! SpongeBob this is it! ''[he gets smashed from the sides, cringing SpongeBob until his stunt end, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks]''}}
{{L|Music|Livin' Like Larry}}
{{L|Music|Livin' Like Larry}}
{{L|SpongeBob|De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry. ''[Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry. ''[Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Patrick, where are we going?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh Patrick, where are we going?}}
{{L|Patrick|Just you wait! it's the ultimate! ''[they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench]'' What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! ''[stomps on the ramp]'' Hey, you guys. ''[lots of monsters are in the trench. growling and snapping..]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Just you wait! it's the ultimate! ''[they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench]'' What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! ''[stomps on the ramp]'' ''[Calls out like in 'The Electric Company']'' Hey you guys. ''[lots of monsters are in the trench. growling and snapping..]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick, this looks very danger... ''[Patrick attaches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick, this looks very danger... ''[Patrick attaches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Here's to living like Larry!}}
{{L|Patrick|Here's to living like Larry!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, wait a minute, Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't you mean, cost us our lives, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't you mean cost us our lives SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.}}
{{L|Patrick|I see. And that's your final word on the subject?}}
{{L|Patrick|I see. And that's your final word on the subject?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-hmm.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-hmm.}}
{{L|Patrick|I feel sorry for you. ''[goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working. captions version: I feel sorry for you. [screaming. animals growling and roaring..]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I feel sorry for you. ''[goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working. captions version: I feel sorry for you. [screaming. animals growling and roaring..]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob looks out the window]'' SpongeBob! ''[Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motorcycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab]'' You were right, SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob looks out the window]'' SpongeBob! ''[Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motorcycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab]'' You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's okay, buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh-uh.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh-uh.}}
{{L|Tough Guy 1|Don't make us come in there, kid! ''[captions version Gang Member: Don't make us come in there, kid]''}}
{{L|Tough Guy 1|Don't make us come in there kid! ''[captions version Gang Member: Don't make us come in there kid]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now, you just let me handle those guys out there. ''[SpongeBob walks outside]'' Gentlemen, Gentlemen.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now you just let me handle those guys out there. ''[SpongeBob walks outside]'' Gentlemen, Gentlemen.}}
{{L|All|What the?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has left him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look ''[scene reveals Patrick is a shell]'' So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? ''[they thin]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has left him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look ''[scene reveals Patrick is a shell]'' So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did?}}
{{L|Tough Guy 2|Sure, pal. Sure. ''[Shakes Patrick's hand]''}}
 
{{L|Tough Guy 2|Sure pal. Sure. ''[Shakes Patrick's hand]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? ''[SpongeBob leans on there motorcycles, and they fall]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? ''[SpongeBob leans on there motorcycles, and they fall]''}}
{{L|Tough Guy 2|He knocked over our motorcycles! ''[SpongeBob laughs nervously, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Tough Guy 2|He knocked over our motorcycles! ''[SpongeBob laughs nervously, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So scared! Adrenalin pumping! ''[getting excited]'' Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah, baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! ''[gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle]'' Now I am finally living like Larry! ''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of ballast]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So scared! Adrenalin pumping! ''[getting excited]'' Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, oh yes, woo! ''[gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle]'' Now I am finally living like Larry! Whoa! ''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of an arrow]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Are you sure about this, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|Are you sure about this, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, come on, Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh come on Patrick, what happened to living in the moment?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Immediately slaps Patrick in the back]'' Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! ''[Larry notices them on the ballast]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Immediately slaps Patrick in the back]'' Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! ''[Larry notices them on the ballast]''}}
{{L|Larry|Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!}}
{{L|Larry|Well would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Prepare for countdown!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Prepare for countdown!}}
{{L|Larry|I'm proud of them. ''[takes a closer look]'' Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Rippers Reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! ''[runs over with a life preserver with rope tied to it]'' Wait, don't do it! Stop!}}
{{L|Larry|I'm proud of them. ''[takes a closer look]'' Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Rippers Reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! ''[runs over with a life preserver with rope tied to it]'' Wait, don't do it! Stop!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|3-2-1 Lift off. ''[pulls a rope, which causes the arrow to set off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|3-2-1. Lift off. ''[pulls a rope, which causes the arrow to set off]''}}
{{L|Larry|Drat! ''[uses the life preserver to catch on to the arrow]''}}
{{L|Larry|Drat! ''[uses the life preserver to catch on to the arrow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooooo! Whoohooooo! Whoowoowoo! ''[life preserver catches arrow, it falls down to Patrick and notices it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whooooo! Whoohooooo! Whoowoowoo! ''[life preserver catches arrow, it falls down to Patrick and notices it]''}}
{{L|Larry|Whoooooa! ''[climbs rope]'' Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! ''[then notice the reef]''}}
{{L|Larry|Whoooooa! ''[climbs rope]'' Look guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! ''[then notice the reef]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh!}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh!}}
{{L|Larry|''[panics]'' Aaaahhhh! ''[Shows Rippers Reef then flips back to happy SpongeBob and screaming Larry]'' Aaaaahhhh! ''[they crash into it and yellow stars on a black background appears, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital]''}}
{{L|Larry|''[panics]'' Aaaahhhh! ''[Shows Rippers Reef then flips back to happy SpongeBob and screaming Larry]'' Aaaaahhhh! ''[they crash into it and yellow stars on a black background appears, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. ''[Looks crazy in eyes]'' What would Larry do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey what are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. ''[Looks crazy in eyes]'' What would Larry do?}}
{{L|Larry|''[angry]'' What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! ''[chases SpongeBob]'' Come here! Come here, I said! Hey! ''[Chases him off the screen and episode ends]''}}
{{L|Larry|''[angry]'' What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! ''[chases SpongeBob]'' Come here! Come here, I said! Hey! ''[Chases him off the screen and episode ends]''}}

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