Cancer

Characters

• Squidward Tentacles
• Eugene H. Krabs

Synopsis

In the beginning of the short, Squidward plays his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of the Zodiac cancer sign, explaining to the audience that cancers are all good at causing problems and blaming them on others. He then tells us most politicians are cancers, and predicts that the viewer will fall asleep seven times this week.

Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," reminds the viewers not to eat animated seafood, and goes back to playing his clarinet again.

Trivia

General

• This is the first short of Astrology with Squidward, as well as the SpongeBob SquarePants series.
• Squidward breaks the fourth wall when he mentions that it's bad karma to eat animated seafood.