Cancer/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short "Cancer," which aired on 2000 - 2001.

• Narrator: And now, Astrology with Squidward.
• Squidward: [plays clarinet] Happy birthday to Cancer, sign of the crab. Not all Cancerians are crabby, but they are all good at causing problems and then blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are Cancers. My prediction for Cancer: This week you will fall asleep seven times. [gong sounds] Don't worry you'll wake up. I'm your Nicktoon Astrologer, Squidward, reminding you that it's bad karma to eat animated seafood. [plays clarinet again]