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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pointing to the cups]'' There's Regular, Large, and the new Viking Size!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pointing to the cups]'' There's Regular, Large, and the new Viking Size!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, these are all the same size cup.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, these are all the same size cup.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, this promotion is designed to save | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, this promotion is designed to save us money. Now, don't forget. Each participating patron who purchases any drink in our new Krusty Krab Viking Size cup gets to a chance to try on this genuine cardboard Viking helmet. ''[holds up a cardboard helmet that is taped and has three fake emeralds taped to it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend.}} | {{L|Squidward|That he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you know when you're being ignored?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you know when you're being ignored?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I, uh, about ten years.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I, uh, about ten years.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... ''[walks to his office]'' You're gonna have to ask Squidward any more questions ya got. He's the smart one. ''[closes his office door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Barnacle butt.}} | {{L|Squidward|Barnacle butt.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears next to Squidward]'' Hi, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[appears next to Squidward]'' Hi, Squidward!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh really?}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh really?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Will ya teach me, huh?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Will ya teach me, huh?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Sure! I'll teach ya. Listen closely now. The Vikings were | {{L|Squidward|Sure! I'll teach ya. Listen closely now. The Vikings were...}} | ||
{{L|Vikings|''[standing, some with weapons]''}} | {{L|Vikings|''[standing, some with weapons]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|a race of scholars and scientists who lived before even Mr. Krabs was born.}} | {{L|Squidward|a race of scholars and scientists who lived before even Mr. Krabs was born.}} | ||
{{L|Viking|''[puts ketchup on a hot dog]''}} | {{L|Viking|''[puts ketchup on a hot dog]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking|''[eats a hamburger]''}} | {{L|Viking|''[eats a hamburger]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They are believed to have discovered ketchup | {{L|Squidward|They are believed to have discovered ketchup...}} | ||
{{L|Viking|''[holding a leash]''}} | {{L|Viking|''[holding a leash]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|...and enjoyed dressing up their pets as | {{L|Squidward|...and enjoyed dressing up their pets as...}} | ||
{{L|Brick with legs|''[tied to a the leash. It barks]''}} | {{L|Brick with legs|''[tied to a the leash. It barks]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|scrambled masonry on the weekends.}} | {{L|Squidward|scrambled masonry on the weekends.}} | ||
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{{L|Guy with ax on projector screen|''[appears]''}} | {{L|Guy with ax on projector screen|''[appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking|Look out!}} | {{L|Viking|Look out!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|''[The other Vikings and the guy with the ax shush him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And grown Vikings are known to collect socks which they display and trade at monthly sock trading conventions called Sock'n Garten.}} | {{L|Squidward|And grown Vikings are known to collect socks which they display and trade at monthly sock trading conventions called Sock'n Garten.}} | ||
{{L|Vikings|Sock'n Garten.}} | {{L|Vikings|Sock'n Garten.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[annoyed]'' But what?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[annoyed]'' But what?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There's so much more about Vikings that I wanna find out.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There's so much more about Vikings that I wanna find out.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now angry]'' Well, then why don't you go | {{L|Squidward|''[now angry]'' Well, then why don't you go ask them?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasp!]'' Thanks, Squidward! ''[kisses Squidward on the | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasp!]'' Thanks, Squidward! ''[kisses Squidward on the head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[returns to the kitchen. While flipping Krabby Patties, he reads a letter as he writes it]'' Dear Vikings, I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. ''[Now, he is shown walking to a mailbox with his mouth closed, but you can still hear his voice]'' If you would take the time to ''[puts the letter in the mailbox]'' answer all my neat questions, ''[starts to walk away]'' then that would be ''[walks back to the mailbox and puts the red flag up]'' really swell.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[returns to the kitchen. While flipping Krabby Patties, he reads a letter as he writes it]'' Dear Vikings, I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. ''[Now, he is shown walking to a mailbox with his mouth closed, but you can still hear his voice]'' If you would take the time to ''[puts the letter in the mailbox]'' answer all my neat questions, ''[starts to walk away]'' then that would be ''[walks back to the mailbox and puts the red flag up]'' really swell.}} | ||
{{L|The scence cuts to the post office | {{L|''[The scence cuts to the Bikini Bottom post office]''}} | ||
{{L|''[A mailfish drives a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope, walks outside, and throws it away. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans. The men play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, but SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a Viking helmet. A viking waits at the bus stop with Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell. Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell stare at the garbage-scented Viking. a bus drives through sun light, rain, and snow. Meanwhile, the Viking is shown riding a bike. He rides around mountains. Soon, the top of the mountain range is shown.]''}} | {{L|''[A mailfish drives a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope, walks outside, and throws it away. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans. The men play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, but SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a Viking helmet. A viking waits at the bus stop with Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell. Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell stare at the garbage-scented Viking. a bus drives through sun light, rain, and snow. Meanwhile, the Viking is shown riding a bike. He rides around mountains. Soon, the top of the mountain range is shown.]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female Vikings]'' Ah, Helga. Tell me once again of the time ye visited those remote Himalayan hot springs.}} | {{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female Vikings]'' Ah, Helga. Tell me once again of the time ye visited those remote Himalayan hot springs.}} | ||
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{{L|Viking King|Guards!}} | {{L|Viking King|Guards!}} | ||
{{L|''[the guards grab the Viking]''}} | {{L|''[the guards grab the Viking]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking|''[drops the envelope]'' Please! No! You don't understand! I was only trying to | {{L|Viking|''[drops the envelope]'' Please! No! You don't understand! I was only trying to... eh...}} | ||
{{L|''[they throw the Viking]''}} | {{L|''[they throw the Viking]''}} | ||
{{L|Helga|Your Majesty! Look! A letter!}} | {{L|Helga|Your Majesty! Look! A letter!}} | ||
{{L|Viking King|How incredibly interesting! I must read it at once.}} | {{L|Viking King|How incredibly interesting! I must read it at once.}} | ||
{{L|The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward is reading his magazine. The whole restaurant shakes | {{L|''[Squidward is reading his magazine. The whole restaurant shakes. Squidward neither says nor does anything. A large Viking ship crashes through the front of the Krusty Krab. Some Vikings get off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[bored, and still reading his magazine]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[bored, and still reading his magazine]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Ve're Vikings. Our chief has sent us here because ''[holds up SpongeBob's letter]'' ve've got this letter.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Ve're Vikings. Our chief has sent us here because ''[holds up SpongeBob's letter]'' ve've got this letter.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, there's some Vikings here to see you.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, there's some Vikings here to see you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that, Squidward? I couldn't here ya. I was | {{L|SpongeBob|What's that, Squidward? I couldn't here ya. I was... ooh.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Ah.. are you the one they call the SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Ah.. are you the one they call the SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, I think so.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, I think so.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Vell, ve are here to teach ya | {{L|Tough Viking|Vell, ve are here to teach ya all about the Vikings}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huzzah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huzzah!}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Vun of the things Vikings like to do is... redecorate.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Vun of the things Vikings like to do is... redecorate.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|What a fascinating culture.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What a fascinating culture.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|And on occasion,... the Vikings... ''[pulls out a rope]'' ve've been known to liberate. ''[ties Squidward up with the rope]''}} | {{L|Tough Viking|And on occasion,... the Vikings... ''[pulls out a rope]'' ve've been known to liberate. ''[ties Squidward up with the rope]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What the?! Hey! You can't do ''[gets thrown onto the ship]'' | {{L|Squidward|What the?! Hey! You can't do ''[gets thrown onto the ship]'' ''[screams]'' tha!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tied up by a rope]'' I can't believe how much I'm learning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tied up by a rope]'' I can't believe how much I'm learning.}} | ||
{{L|''[The vikings row the ship away after throwing SpongeBob on]''}} | {{L|''[The vikings row the ship away after throwing SpongeBob on]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll be back in one hour. I'm going on my lunch break. ''[sees the fire]'' Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll be back in one hour. I'm going on my lunch break. ''[sees the fire]'' Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|The scene cuts to the Viking ship | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the Viking ship]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|''[spitting]'' Shes. ''[P.S. He started to say sure, but changed to yes]'' Now that you're part of our crew,... I guess we should introduce ourselves. ''[punches a Viking on the chest]'' This is Olaf. ''[slaps a Viking on the chest]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' This... is Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, And... um | {{L|Tough Viking|''[spitting]'' Shes. ''[P.S. He started to say sure, but changed to yes]'' Now that you're part of our crew,... I guess we should introduce ourselves. ''[punches a Viking on the chest]'' This is Olaf. ''[slaps a Viking on the chest]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' This... is Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, And... um... ''[covers his eyes and snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking|Olaf.}} | {{L|Viking|Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Olaf.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So, let me guess. Your name must be | {{L|Squidward|So, let me guess. Your name must be...}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|That's right. Gordon.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|That's right. Gordon.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice to meet ya.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nice to meet ya.}} | ||
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{{L|Gordon|Like what?}} | {{L|Gordon|Like what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, like... what do the Vikings like to do for fun?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, like... what do the Vikings like to do for fun?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Hm... fun. Um, um, um, uh, vell, | {{L|Gordon|Hm... fun. Um, um, um, uh, vell,...}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|What about the Shield Toss?}} | {{L|Green Olaf|What about the Shield Toss?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. ''[grabs a shield and throws it at a door]''}} | {{L|Gordon|Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. ''[grabs a shield and throws it at a door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Um | {{L|Gordon|Um...}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|Oh! What about Flaming Shield Toss?}} | {{L|Green Olaf|Oh! What about Flaming Shield Toss?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ''[grabs another shield, lights it on fire with a torch, and throws it at the door]''}} | {{L|Gordon|Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ''[grabs another shield, lights it on fire with a torch, and throws it at the door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Gordon|Vhat is it, Olaf?}} | {{L|Gordon|Vhat is it, Olaf?}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | {{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh | {{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh... No we don't!}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|''[being carried away]'' Wait! No! Okay, I admit it was a lousy idea! I promise it won't happen again! ''[gets thrown into a catapult]''}} | {{L|Green Olaf|''[being carried away]'' Wait! No! Okay, I admit it was a lousy idea! I promise it won't happen again! ''[gets thrown into a catapult]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|You got that right.}} | {{L|Gordon|You got that right.}} | ||
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