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{{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes again]'' Ahoy, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[salutes again]'' Ahoy, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs looks at him with a somewhat annoyed expression.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs looks at him with a somewhat annoyed expression.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay, that's over with. Now why don't you go see if first mate Squidward needs any help at the register?}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera cuts to a spider web covered Squidward standing around, doing nothing.]''}} | {{L|''[The camera cuts to a spider web covered Squidward standing around, doing nothing.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And what are you up to on this fine, fine Monday?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And what are you up to on this fine, fine Monday?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And grown Vikings are known to collect socks which they display and trade at monthly sock trading conventions called Sock'n Garten.}} | {{L|Squidward|And grown Vikings are known to collect socks which they display and trade at monthly sock trading conventions called Sock'n Garten.}} | ||
{{L|Vikings|Sock'n Garten.}} | {{L|Vikings|Sock'n Garten.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in awe and Squidward | {{L|''[The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in awe and Squidward reading his magazine.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa... Squidward, do you think vikings really drink their beverages in Viking Size?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa... Squidward, do you think vikings really drink their beverages in Viking Size?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically, but enthusiastically]'' Of course they do! How else would Mr. Krabs come up with such a ''[then unenthusiastic]'' brilliant idea? ''[goes back to reading his magazine]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically, but enthusiastically]'' Of course they do! How else would Mr. Krabs come up with such a ''[then unenthusiastic]'' brilliant idea? ''[goes back to reading his magazine]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps in excitement]'' Thanks, Squidward! ''[kisses Squidward on the head, then walks away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps in excitement]'' Thanks, Squidward! ''[kisses Squidward on the head, then walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen, writing a letter with his right hand and flipping Krabby Patties with the other. As he writes the letter, he reads it.]'' }} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen, writing a letter with his right hand and flipping Krabby Patties with the other. As he writes the letter, he reads it.]'' }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Dear vikings, I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. ''[now narrating; the scene cuts to him walking to a mailbox]'' If you would take the time to answer ''[puts the letter in the mailbox]'' all my neat questions, ''[ walks away]'' then that ''[walks back to the mailbox and puts the red flag up]'' would be really swell.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Dear vikings, I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. ''[now narrating; the scene cuts to him walking to a mailbox]'' If you would take the time to answer ''[puts the letter in the mailbox]'' all my neat questions, ''[walks away]'' then that ''[walks back to the mailbox and puts the red flag up]'' would be really swell.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom post office, with a mailfish pulling up with a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope and tosses it in a garbage can outside. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans, and they play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, and SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a viking helmet, and he waits at the bus stop next to Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Incidental 93, to which they stare at the him. A bus drives through sunlight, rain, and snow, and the scene cuts to the viking is riding a bike through a path around mountains. The camera pans up to the mountain range.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom post office, with a mailfish pulling up with a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope and tosses it in a garbage can outside. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans, and they play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, and SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a viking helmet, and he waits at the bus stop next to Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Incidental 93, to which they stare at the him. A bus drives through sunlight, rain, and snow, and the scene cuts to the viking is riding a bike through a path around mountains. The camera pans up to the mountain range.]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female vikings]'' Ah, Helga. Tell me once again of the time ye visited those remote Himalayan hot springs.}} | {{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female vikings]'' Ah, Helga. Tell me once again of the time ye visited those remote Himalayan hot springs.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[raises both arms]'' Huzzah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[raises both arms]'' Huzzah!}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|One of the things vikings like to do is... redecorate.}} | {{L|Gordon|One of the things vikings like to do is... redecorate.}} | ||
{{L|''[Two of the vikings chop a table and barrels with their axes, one punches the soda machine, another tips over a table holding some pots and pans, and one other | {{L|''[Two of the vikings chop a table and barrels with their axes, one punches the soda machine, another tips over a table holding some pots and pans, and one other torches a urinal]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How interesting.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How interesting.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|And another thing the vikings like to do is appropriate. ''[pulls on the cash register until the wires snap off, and throws it on the ship]''}} | {{L|Gordon|And another thing the vikings like to do is appropriate. ''[pulls on the cash register until the wires snap off, and throws it on the ship]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tough Viking|And on occasion, the vikings, ''[pulls out a rope]'' we've been known to liberate. ''[ties Squidward up with the rope]''}} | {{L|Tough Viking|And on occasion, the vikings, ''[pulls out a rope]'' we've been known to liberate. ''[ties Squidward up with the rope]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What the?! Hey! You can't do tha-''[gets thrown onto the ship]'' aaaa!}} | {{L|Squidward|What the?! Hey! You can't do tha-''[gets thrown onto the ship]'' aaaa!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tied up by a rope]'' I can't believe how much I'm learning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tied up by a rope]'' I can't believe how much I'm learning. ''[gets pulled into the ship]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The vikings row the ship.]''}} | {{L|''[The vikings row the ship away.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll be back in one hour. I'm going on my lunch break. ''[notices the destroyed and lit restaurant]'' Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll be back in one hour. I'm going on my lunch break. ''[notices the destroyed and lit restaurant]'' Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the viking ship.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the viking ship.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[saliva comes out of his mouth and it lands on Squidward]'' Shush. ''[speaking normally]'' Now that you're part of our crew, I guess we should introduce ourselves. ''[slaps a viking on the chest with his fist closed]'' This is Olaf.}} | {{L|Gordon|''[saliva comes out of his mouth and it lands on Squidward]'' Shush. ''[speaking normally]'' Now that you're part of our crew, I guess we should introduce ourselves. ''[slaps a viking on the chest with his fist closed]'' This is Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward crossing his arms and SpongeBob | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward crossing his arms and SpongeBob in interest, then back to Gordon.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[slaps a Viking on the chest]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' This is... Olaf.}} | {{L|Gordon|''[slaps a Viking on the chest]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' This is... Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward and SpongeBob again briefly, then back to Gordon]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward and SpongeBob again briefly, then back to Gordon]''}} | ||
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{{L|Gordon|What is it, Olaf?}} | {{L|Gordon|What is it, Olaf?}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | {{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh... No we don't!}} | {{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh... No we don't! ''[they carry the green Olaf]''}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf| | {{L|Green Olaf|Wait, no! Okay, I admit it was a lousy idea! I promise it won't happen again! ''[gets thrown into a catapult]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|You got that right.}} | {{L|Gordon|You got that right.}} | ||
{{L|''[All of the other vikings cheer as the orange Olaf cranks the catapult, until it launches the green Olaf away into the ocean.]''}} | {{L|''[All of the other vikings cheer as the orange Olaf cranks the catapult, until it launches the green Olaf away into the ocean.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|If it means saving my best friend, then yes.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If it means saving my best friend, then yes.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[throws an axe in front of SpongeBob]'' Then, pick up the weapon and fight with me a duel in accordance with the prophecy! ''[pulls a sword from behind]''}} | {{L|Gordon|''[throws an axe in front of SpongeBob]'' Then, pick up the weapon and fight with me a duel in accordance with the prophecy! ''[pulls a sword from behind]''}} | ||
{{L|Olafs|''[chanting]''Duel, duel, duel, duel!}} | {{L|Olafs|''[chanting]'' Duel, duel, duel, duel!}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[while the Olafs are still chanting]'' Go on. Pick it up!}} | {{L|Gordon|''[while the Olafs are still chanting]'' Go on. Pick it up!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But.... ''[the Olafs stop chanting; he struggles to pick up the ax and groans]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But.... ''[the Olafs stop chanting; he struggles to pick up the ax and groans]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks. ''[throws the rope to a mast and the rope ties around it, he pulls the rope and the catapult turns]'' There.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks. ''[throws the rope to a mast and the rope ties around it, he pulls the rope and the catapult turns]'' There.}} | ||
{{L|Purple Olaf|Look up there! What's he doing?}} | {{L|Purple Olaf|Look up there! What's he doing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here goes nothing! ''[throws his spatula at the pedal, and the catapult launches him into the breech in the hull. | {{L|SpongeBob|Here goes nothing! ''[throws his spatula at the pedal, and the catapult launches him into the breech in the hull. He absorbs all of the water from the leak and the ship straightens up]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon and the other vikings cheer.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now that's what I call a viking-sized adventure!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now that's what I call a viking-sized adventure!}} | ||
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