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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[narrows eyes]'' Uh, well, that's uh, fascinating...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[narrows eyes]'' Uh, well, that's uh, fascinating...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[slides over to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Hey! Instead of that malarkey, what would you say to a leisurely sailing trip on me brand new yacht? Huh? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[slides over to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Hey! Instead of that malarkey, what would you say to a leisurely sailing trip on me brand new yacht? Huh? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The sun in your face? ''[sun shines down on SpongeBob's face]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The sun in your face? ''[sun shines down on SpongeBob's face]''}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|The wind in your uh... uh... tentacles.}}{{L|Squidward|*sighs* Well, I wouldn't mind a nice relaxing ocean cruise.}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great! I'll see you at the dock bright early tomorrow morning.}}{{L|The French Narrator|The next morning...}}{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I'm all dressed up and ready to snorkel.}}{{L|Squidward|What a second!}}{{L|SpongeBob|Uh... Mr. Krabs, where's your ship?}}{{L|Squidward|Something smells fishy.}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't get your missy massy in the twist. I've got your ship right there. Some estimated required.}}{{L|Squidward|We have to build the ship?!}}{{L|SpongeBob|Yay! We get to build the ship!}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers! Real sailors build their own ships! Now get to work you two! And as a old navy man, I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.}}{{L|Squidward|And that would be...}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Supervising! *snores*}}{{L|Squidward|Old navy mam? Ha! More like old lazy man. *sighs* Oh, boy. Alright, let's get this over with. Now where are the instructions?}}{{L|SpongeBob|I'll find them! *gets the instructions* Got them! Hmm... Step one. }}{{L|Squidward|Gimme that! Aaah! Now what are we supposed to do?}}{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward! I know how to handle this situation!}}{{L|Squidward|Oh, really?}}{{L|SpongeBob|We just need to follow our hearts.}}

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Abandon Twits" from season 13, which aired on January 20, 2023.

  • [The episode begins with SpongeBob and Squidward walking out of the Krusty Krab, feeling tired after a long day at work.]
  • Squidward: End of another 18-hour shift of misery.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, ahoy there! [closes the doors of the Krusty Krab and walks over to SpongeBob and Squidward] And what do you two laddies have planned for this weekend?
  • SpongeBob: I'm polishing Gary's shell! [SpongeBob's face turns into a polisher and he uses it on Squidward]
  • Squidward: Well I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance! [dances as red, blue, and yellow lights flash quickly behind him]
  • Mr. Krabs: [narrows eyes] Uh, well, that's uh, fascinating...
  • Mr. Krabs: [slides over to SpongeBob and Squidward] Hey! Instead of that malarkey, what would you say to a leisurely sailing trip on me brand new yacht? Huh? [laughs]
  • Mr. Krabs: The sun in your face? [sun shines down on SpongeBob's face]
  • Mr. Krabs: The wind in your uh... uh... tentacles.
  • Squidward: *sighs* Well, I wouldn't mind a nice relaxing ocean cruise.
  • Mr. Krabs: Great! I'll see you at the dock bright early tomorrow morning.
  • The French Narrator: The next morning...
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'm all dressed up and ready to snorkel.
  • Squidward: What a second!
  • SpongeBob: Uh... Mr. Krabs, where's your ship?
  • Squidward: Something smells fishy.
  • Mr. Krabs: Don't get your missy massy in the twist. I've got your ship right there. Some estimated required.
  • Squidward: We have to build the ship?!
  • SpongeBob: Yay! We get to build the ship!
  • Mr. Krabs: Pre-made vessels are for landlubbers! Real sailors build their own ships! Now get to work you two! And as a old navy man, I'll be responsible for the most difficult part.
  • Squidward: And that would be...
  • Mr. Krabs: Supervising! *snores*
  • Squidward: Old navy mam? Ha! More like old lazy man. *sighs* Oh, boy. Alright, let's get this over with. Now where are the instructions?
  • SpongeBob: I'll find them! *gets the instructions* Got them! Hmm... Step one.
  • Squidward: Gimme that! Aaah! Now what are we supposed to do?
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward! I know how to handle this situation!
  • Squidward: Oh, really?
  • SpongeBob: We just need to follow our hearts.