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 {{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is at the counter, boredly reading a book. SpongeBob tries to talk to Squidward.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? ''[Squidward is reading a book]'' Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Do you know what today is?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Annoy Squidward Day?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' No, silly. ''[gets out a calendar]'' That's on the 15th. ''[day is marked by a picture of Squidward's face]'' Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' No, silly. ''[gets out a calendar and points at the 15th day]'' That's on the 15th. ''[day is marked by a picture of Squidward's face]'' Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, don't you know that award is a scam?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thattaboy, SpongeBob! This is going to be a tough one though! There's no clear cut winner! ''[whispering]'' Watch out, SpongeBob. Squidward appears to be on the verge of a breakout. ''[shows Squidward reading a magazine]'' There might be a new face on the wall this month.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[In mind]'' Huh? ''[looks over and sees the month of "January" with no picture]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's right, SpongeBob. I might sneak up on you. ''[Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh at SpongeBob as he walks over to the wall and imagines Squidward laughing at him in the picture]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's right, SpongeBob. I might sneak up on you.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[begins to cry for losing an award]'' How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?! ''[Squidward's picture continues to laugh until it becomes an evil cackle. The scene goes to SpongeBob grilling and flipping patties until he comes to a patty that won't flip. He tries and tries, but then he flips the patty on to the ceiling. He screams and then tries to get it off of there]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh at SpongeBob as he walks over to the wall and imagines Squidward laughing at him in the picture.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[begins to cry for losing an award]'' How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?!}}
+{{L|''[Squidward's picture continues to laugh until it becomes an evil cackle. The scene goes to SpongeBob grilling and flipping patties until he comes to a patty that won't flip. He tries and tries, but then he flips the patty on to the ceiling. He screams and then tries to get it off.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[peeks in]'' Need some help? ''[SpongeBob screams again]'' What are you doing?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Making... Krabby Patties?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|I already told you, that award is a bunch of... ''[gets sprayed with meat again]'' ... baloney!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That is not true, Squidward. Like this hat, that award is a symbol of...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob's hat]'' It's a symbol that you're a chump! ''[SpongeBob screams for the 3rd time, feeling scared]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob's hat]'' It's a symbol that you're a chump!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob screams for the 3rd time, feeling scared]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Squidward! ''[screams]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And this is a symbol of what I think of the 'Employee of the Month' award! ''[lifts his foot and tries to stomp the hat flat, but his foot hits with metal block that something hard that is under the hat]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up the hat to reveal a lead block]'' An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in his hat.}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! ''[walks away, but is sprayed with meat for the last time. Then we see SpongeBob looking at all his award photos]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! ''[walks away, but is sprayed with meat for the last time.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|What if Squidward's right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my whole body of work is meaningless?! ''[every award photo now has an army hat on]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is looking at all of his award photos.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What if Squidward's right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my whole body of work is meaningless?!
+{{L|''[Now, every award photo now has an army hat on]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob Picture|Stow that kind of talk, sailor! This is war now, private! That's exactly what he wants you to think! This is no time to go lily-livered on us!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But, sir...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob Picture|There's no room for "buts" in war, soldier! He wants you to crack! He's trying to trick you, get inside your mind! You will stop at nothing-- and I mean nothing-- to defeat him! Have I made myself clear, private?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Crystal, sir!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob Picture|Good! Now move out! ''[SpongeBob marches away and then we see SpongeBob looking through his windows through binoculars while Squidward gets ready for bed]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob Picture|Good! Now move out!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I won't let Squidward win. ''[Squidward sets his alarm and walks off]'' He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Target sighted. ''[sneaks up to Squidward's house by sliding on the ground then through one of Squidward's windows and as he enters he falls to the ground and Squidward's hears the noise while he is brushing his teeth. Squidward goes to check what it is and SpongeBob is standing behind the plant by the door. Squidward closes the door and SpongeBob slides around the door and then by Squidward's bed where the alarm clock is. He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. Squidward gets into bed and isn't comfortable with the pillow as it is so he adjusts it. Tries to adjust it again and you can hear SpongeBob's giggling. Squidward lays his head down and SpongeBob's hand reaches out for the clock as Squidward opens his eyes. Squidward freaks out and throws the pillow against the wall. The cover comes down, revealing SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob marches away. At night, SpongeBob is looking through his windows through binoculars while Squidward gets ready for bed]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! What are you doing here?! ''[SpongeBob grabs the alarm clock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I won't let Squidward win. ''[Squidward sets his alarm and walks off]'' He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Target sighted.
-{{L|SpongeBob|You can't win that award if you don't get up for work! ''[destroys the clock. Squidward grabs another one and sets it on the stand. SpongeBob grabs that one and destroys it. Squidward opens up a closet full of alarm clocks. SpongeBob grabs a few clocks and destroys them one by one]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob sneaks up to Squidward's house by sliding on the ground then through one of Squidward's windows and as he enters he falls to the ground and Squidward's hears the noise while he is brushing his teeth. Squidward goes to check what it is and SpongeBob is standing behind the plant by the door. Squidward closes the door and SpongeBob slides around the door and then by Squidward's bed where the alarm clock is. He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. Squidward gets into bed and isn't comfortable with the pillow as it is so he adjusts it. Tries to adjust it again and you can hear SpongeBob's giggling. Squidward lays his head down and SpongeBob's hand reaches out for the clock as Squidward opens his eyes. Squidward freaks out and throws the pillow against the wall. The cover comes down, revealing SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! What are you doing here?!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the alarm clock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You can't win that award if you don't get up for work!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob destroys the clock. Squidward grabs another one and sets it on the stand. SpongeBob grabs that one and destroys it. Squidward opens up a closet full of alarm clocks. SpongeBob grabs a few clocks and destroys them one by one.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Stop it, SpongeBob! If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[tosses the destroyed alarm clock over his shoulder]'' That can be arranged.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh?}}
 {{L|Squidward|No, how about you?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Nope! ''[Squidward gets out his clarinet and plays "Brahms' Lullaby." SpongeBob struggles to keep himself awake]'' Nighty night. ''[falls asleep. Later, Squidward tries to walk out, but falls into a very deep square hole right in front of his door]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nope!}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob comes up with a shovel in his hand]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward gets out his clarinet and plays "Brahms' Lullaby." SpongeBob struggles to keep himself awake]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nighty night. ''[falls asleep]''}}
+{{L|''[Later, Squidward tries to walk out, but falls into a very deep square hole right in front of his door]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob comes up with a shovel in his hand]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Going somewhere?}}
 {{L|Squidward|I'm going to wring you dry when I get outta here! Now get me outta here!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[thinking]'' I'm gonna make a run for it.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward stop shaking hands, laugh nervously, and hastily run for the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is opening it up.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Money, money, gonna make some money! ''[sees SpongeBob and Squidward come running over]'' Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early. Boys, you're early! ''[realizes that they aren't stopping for anything]'' Wait! ''[both push him out of the way and start doing nice stuff]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Money, money, gonna make some money!♪}}
+{{L|''[Mr Krabs sees SpongeBob and Squidward come running over]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early. Boys, you're early! ''[realizes that they aren't stopping for anything]'' Wait!}}
+{{L|''[Both Squidward and SpongeBob push him out of the way and start doing nice stuff.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Mr. Krabs! Clean floors!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Clean tables, Mr. Krabs! ''[presses too hard on the table while he is cleaning and breaks it in half]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Look, I'm putting my own money in the register, Mr. Krabs! ''[puts his money into the register. Squidward and SpongeBob are in the kitchen]'' Two spatulas to increase productivity, Mr. Krabs! Faster, SpongeBob, faster!}}
 {{L|Squidward|There's nothing to this patty flipping, Mr. Krabs! I'll easily double your output, SpongeCog!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boys, boys, boys! ''[music gradually speeds up; both SpongeBob and Squidward make many patties to overflow the kitchen, cornering Mr. Krabs]'' Help! Help! ''[the amount of Krabby Patties fills up the kitchen and the Krusty Krab itself, causing the whole restaurant to explode, sending thousands of patties raining down in front of the citizens]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boys, boys, boys!}}
+{{L|''[The music gradually speeds up; both SpongeBob and Squidward make many patties to overflow the kitchen, cornering Mr. Krabs]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Help! Help!}}
+{{L|''[The amount of Krabby Patties fills up the kitchen and the Krusty Krab itself, causing the whole restaurant to explode, sending thousands of patties raining down in front of the citizens.]''}}
 {{L|Dave|Hey, free Krabby Patties!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[with his head bursting through one of SpongeBob's employee pictures]'' Wait, you've got to pay for those! Wait! Wait! Wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties!}}