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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This is all necessary.}} | {{L|Squidward|This is all necessary.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then what's all this useless junk | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then what's all this useless junk?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.}} | {{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A 2nd Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A 2nd Krusty Krab?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a time table to keep. This thing airs tonight.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a time table to keep. This thing airs tonight.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Tonight?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Tonight?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on prime-time slot.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on the prime-time slot.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|3:28 am}} | {{L|Narrator|3:28 am}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|Amy|Did you say Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Amy|Did you say Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There I am Gary! There I am!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There I am Gary! There I am!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some | {{L|Mr. Krabs|We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Amy|I want a | {{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | {{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy & Jen|''[thumbs up. Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | {{L|Amy & Jen|''[thumbs up. Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}} | ||
{{L|All|♪The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!♪}} | {{L|All|♪The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!♪}} | ||
{{L|''[commercial ends]''}} | {{L|''[commercial ends]''}} | ||
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the morning, oldster.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Top of the morning, oldster.}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[Then a flashback shows that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[Then a flashback shows that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}} | ||
{{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}} | {{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You did?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You did?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Solo record!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Solo record!}} | ||
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}} | ||
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{{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | {{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | ||
{{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth ungaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples orders?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth ungaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pipe-down Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pipe-down Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}} | {{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}} | ||
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{{L|Customers|We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!}} | {{L|Customers|We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ready for the grand finale? ''[splatting]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ready for the grand finale? ''[splatting]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby | {{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}} | ||
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