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{{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Guys?}} | {{L|Woman|Guys?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walking, like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walking, like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face due to his two black eyes]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way.}} | ||
{{L|''[Both play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}} | {{L|''[Both play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | ||
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