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{{L|Squidward|''[smiling and staring into the distance]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[smiling and staring into the distance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Roger|Psst. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Roger! Is that you?}} | {{L|Squidward|Roger! Is that you?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Roger|Tonight's the big night!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|A few hours pass. It is night now.}} | {{L|A few hours pass. It is night now.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus]''}} | {{L|''[The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward and Brother Roger|''[do secret hand-shake]''}} | {{L|Squidward and Brother Roger|''[do a secret hand-shake]''}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}} | {{L|Brother Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Thank you.}} | {{L|Squidward|Thank you.}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, | {{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? (Sighs)}} | {{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? (Sighs)}} | ||
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{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge leader|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Gasp!]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?! ''[Spongebob nods his head, but Patrick shakes his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation! You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!!}} | {{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation! You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But...but, I..I...I...I...}} | {{L|Squidward|But...but, I..I...I...I...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sniffles]'' Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}} | {{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Aaahhhh! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Aaahhhh! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home.}} | {{L|The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home as Squidward had his tongue pain of a jellyfish last night.}} | ||
{{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}} | {{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | {{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Grrrr | {{L|Squidward|Grrrr! ''[rips his chicken suit in half]'' I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Grrr... no.}} | {{L|Squidward|Grrr... no.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | {{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | {{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. ''[grabs a giant sock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | ||
{{L|It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.}} | {{L|It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Huh.}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh.}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|5 minutes later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|5 minutes later...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous | {{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous. No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a... a... giant albino eel!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Roooo!}} | {{L|Patrick|Roooo!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|It works!}} | {{L|Patrick|It works!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whoa!}} | {{L|Squidward|Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}} | {{L|Patrick|But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}} | ||
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