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{{L|SpongeBob|♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La | {{L|SpongeBob|♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la! Loo...♪ Squidward? Squidward? ''[snaps fingers four times]'' Squidward, are you okay?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Gong crashes as all cephalopod lodge members form a line to meet their leader to begin the ceremony.]''}} | {{L|''[Gong crashes as all cephalopod lodge members form a line to meet their leader to begin the ceremony.]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalopods have had, but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}} | {{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalopods have had, but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[ | {{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}} | ||
{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? | {{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? ''[sighs]''}} | ||
{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage]''}} | {{L|New lodge member|''[shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.}} | ||
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{{L|Brother Roger|''[puts lodge hat on a new lodge member]''}} | {{L|Brother Roger|''[puts lodge hat on a new lodge member]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Way to go!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Way to go!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! Way to go!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[ | {{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|''[ | {{L|Lodge leader|''[gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping as Lodge Members | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping as Lodge Members chatter]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? Patrick? Did you follow me here?! ''[SpongeBob nods his head as a yes, but Patrick shakes his head as a no]''}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? Patrick? Did you follow me here?! ''[SpongeBob nods his head as a yes, but Patrick shakes his head as a no]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation! You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!}} | {{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation! You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But...but | {{L|Squidward|But... but I... I... I... I...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward and SpongeBob|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt except Patrick, who is kicked out because he doesn't scream]''}} | {{L|Squidward and SpongeBob|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt except Patrick, who is kicked out because he doesn't scream]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge | {{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}} | {{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' How did you know?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' How did you know?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey | {{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey, where's Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnating.}} | {{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnating.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where's Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where's Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. He shakes his left leg]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sniffles]'' Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life, | {{L|Squidward|''[sniffles]'' Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life, I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}} | {{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge, and you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One? Wanna join our club, Patrick? }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}} | {{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Ah! ''[the three walk back home]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | {{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They sure aren't | {{L|SpongeBob|They sure aren't! They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of... The Feather Friends.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Feather Friends?}} | {{L|Squidward|Feather Friends?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|''[growls, rips his chicken suit in half]'' I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw... Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw... Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | {{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock | {{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock, a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward! They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | {{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | {{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery! ''[grabs a giant sock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | ||
{{L|''[It is nighttime at the Cephalopod Lodge.]''}} | {{L|''[It is nighttime at the Cephalopod Lodge.]''}} | ||
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