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{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|( humming tune ) Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away]''}} | {{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away] ( screams )''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, the mail's here | {{L|Patrick|Hey, the mail's here. What did you get?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary... hey, a magazine!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa! Wow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living.}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool | {{L|SpongeBob|This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}} | {{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities | {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. | {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs... they sell things to people.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people wanna buy | {{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people wanna buy! ''[walks off]'' Now keep your paws off my mail.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta become entrepreneurs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta become entrepreneurs!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh... ''[sweats]'' | {{L|Patrick|Uh... ''[sweats]'' Uh, more time for thinking!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[pops up behind him]'' A chocolate bar?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[pops up behind him]'' A chocolate bar?}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of | {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of "entrepe-nooers"!''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Incidental 6 opens the door]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Incidental 6 opens the door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Chocolate?! ( screaming ): Chocolate! Chocolate! ( screaming ): Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | {{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh...}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants, so SpongeBob says "I know they're in here somewhere!"]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants, so SpongeBob says "I know they're in here somewhere!"]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|''[Incidental 49 looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}} | {{L|Incidental 49|''[Incidental 49 looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 49 goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|''[Incidental 49 goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice... lady. ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|''[Incidental 6 chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
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