User:Incidental 42

Hello I am Incidental 42. My friends sometimes call me Dave, Frank, Percy, Harold, and Scooter. I have lived at Bikini Bottom for over 20 year since my debut "Ripped Pants." Most of my fans probably know me best for whispering "This is a load of barnacles" to Incidental 49. I have also been to the Krusty Krab multiple times and I definitely recommend the Krusty Krab as a good place to bring your kids. But I don't recommend going to Krabby O Mondays. I went there with my pal Incidental 41 one time and I suddenly heard Mr. Krabs yell out that their patties are made of garbage which caused me to get sick and run out of that restaurant. Also people should really be nicer to my good friend Squidward. He gets a lot of hard times during his work time and leisure time and its mostly because of that one sponge everyone knows and loves, SpongeBob SquarePants. Why I remember when I was simply sitting on that park bench one day and SpongeBob suddenly walked up to me with Squidward and introduced him to me (even though we already knew each other in the first place). Poor Squiward looked uncomfortable and he awkwardly said "Hi Frank" to me. I felt so sorry for him that day, I just cannot imagine what its like to put up with such stress all the time. So please, send Squidward as much positive vibes as you can.