Chocolate with Nuts: Puppet Edition!/transcript: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 11:25, 24 August 2023

Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 {{L|''[as a compiled sneak peek of the short]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.}}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|What are they selling?}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates! Chocolates?}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No no, please don’t hurt us!}}
@@ Line 19: / Line 20: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you tomorrow. Hey, the mail's here!}}
 {{L|Patrick|What'd you get?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a magazine! That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a magazine! That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to ''Fancy Living Digest'8.}}
 {{L|SB and Pat|''[open the mag]'' Woah!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Give me that. Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}}
-{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your hands off my mail.}}
+{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your paws off my mail.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That’s it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}}
@@ Line 31: / Line 32: @@
 {{L|Incidental 6|''[opens the door]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some... chocolate?}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Chocolate!? ''[screams]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Choc-}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Chocolate!? ''[screams]'' Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Choc-}}
 {{L|''[bubble cuts to their next customer]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. The first guy didn't count. This is our real first step.}}
@@ Line 39: / Line 40: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. We are chocolate bar salesmen.}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these. ''[presents SpongeBob and Patrick candy bar bags]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. What is it?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wowwww - what is it?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. It's specially designed a cradle each candy bar in velvet lined comforts. But I'm wasting my time. You don't need these bags.}}
 {{L|SB and Pat|We need 'em! We need 'em! ''[after a bubble transition, the two are seen happily singing and prancing across the road with their candy bar bags]'' Fancy living, here we come! La la la la la!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door. ''[rings on 118C's doorbell]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! ''[rings on 118C's doorbell]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Say, weren’t you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
-{{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags!}}
 {{L|Patrick|We’ll take 20.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Not the way I use ‘em!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Not the way I use 'em!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That’s it,  Patrick. We've got to stretch the truth!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That’s it,  Patrick - we've got to stretch the truth!}}
 {{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 59: @@
 {{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom??}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom?!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What’s all that yelling!? You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 68: @@
 {{L|Baby Prunes|What?}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|Chocolate!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|I can’t hear you!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|They’re selling chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|They’re selling chocolate?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|They're selling chocolate?}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED it.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always HATED it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this chocolate’s not for eating. It’s for....}}
 {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I’ll take one!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I'll take one!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|''[shakes her head in desperation]''}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, you Lazy Mary. Start rubbing me with that chocolate.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, you Lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|''[rolls Prunes back into her home]'' I hate you.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
@@ Line 82: / Line 83: @@
 {{L|''[cuts to a montage]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They make you fly!}}
-{{L|Patrick|You’ll walk through walls!}}
+{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You’ll rule the world!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You'll rule the world!}}
 {{L|''[cuts to a bubble transition, with SpongeBob and Patrick seen in faulty stitches and casts. SB rings the doorbell.]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door very slightly]'' What can I do for you boys?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir! Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}}
-{{L|Incidental 118C|Really? ''[comes out of his house with a similar outfit]'' Small world. I was born with glass, bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. ''[cuts to a shot of a deeply touched SB and Pat]'' At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Oh, no! ''[snaps from bloodwork machine and falls down the stairs]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Really? ''[comes out of his house with a similar outfit]'' Small world. I was born with glass, bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. ''[cuts to a shot of a deeply touched SB and Pat]'' At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Oh, no! ''[snaps from bloodwork machine and falls down the stairs]'' Oh!-''[crash]''-Ick!-''[crash]''-Ow..}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick. Let's help him. ''[he and Pat pick him up and bring him into his house]'' Careful. Put him down gently.}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|''[Patrick doesn't drop him gently, causing him more pain]'' Owww.}}
@@ Line 95: / Line 96: @@
 {{L|Incidental 6|''[suddenly pops up]'' CHOCOLATE!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming near-incomprehensibly in terror, asking Inc6 to spare them]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I’ve been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! Now that I've got you right
+{{L|Incidental 6|''[crazily laughs]'' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! Now that I've got you right where I want you! - I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[presents stacks of cash to the two]''}}
-where I want you! - I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[presents stacks of cash to the two]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick melt into liquid]'' Thank you for your patronage.}}
-{{L|''[bubble transitions to a shot of ''Fancy!''}}
+{{L|''[bubble transitions to a shot of ''Fancy!'' at night}}
 {{L|Squidward|Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
-{{L|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
+{{L|Waiter C|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
-{{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford
+{{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
-to rent out the whole restaurant.}}
+{{L|Waiter C|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}}
-{{L|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}}
 {{L|''[the short concludes, ending with a sped-up behind-the-scenes clip of the "Pineapple Playhouse" crew creating the previous scene]''}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}}