Chocolate with Nuts: Puppet Edition!/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No no, please don’t hurt us!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No no, please don't hurt us!}}
 {{L|Incidental 6|CHOCOLATE!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}}
 {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your paws off my mail.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That’s it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}}
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 {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Say, weren’t you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags!}}
-{{L|Patrick|We’ll take 20.}}
+{{L|Patrick|We'll take 20.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Not the way I use 'em!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That’s it,  Patrick - we've got to stretch the truth!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's it,  Patrick - we've got to stretch the truth!}}
 {{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom?!}}
-{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}}
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 {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always HATED it.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this chocolate’s not for eating. It’s for....}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for....}}
 {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}}
 {{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I'll take one!}}