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 {{L|Squidward|Eugh, oh. Disgusting. You people eat like animal... animal... achoo!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward sneezes and it causes him to slam his head into the plate getting the two soda cups getting stuck in his eyes. He then pushes his eyes through the bottom of the soda cups and uses them as binoculars as he looks at the table next to him.]''}}
-{{L|Ms. Mildred|Oh, who's my baby? Oh, who's my baby?}}
+{{L|Ms. Mildred|Oh, there's my baby. Oh, my little baby!}}
 {{L|''[Ms. Mildred feeds her pet worm who is coming out of her purse a small Krabby Patty. Squidward then pulls the soda cups off of his eyes which results in his eyeballs becoming small. He then walks over to Ms. Mildred's table.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh no. You cannot bring a worm in here. It's unclean! And some of us are allergi... Achoo!}}
-{{L|''[Squidward then hits his head on the table as Ms. Mildred and her worm look at him very surprised. [[Mr. Krabs]] then rushes onscreen.]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward then hits his head on the table as Ms. Mildred and her worm look at him very surprised. Mr. Krabs then rushes onscreen.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's with all the sniffy fits out here, Mr. Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's not my fault, Mr. Krabs! She snuck a pet into the restaurant!}}
-{{L|Ms. Mildred| Oh! I didn't know my sweet little Fifi wasn't allowed.}}
+{{L|Ms. Mildred|Oh! I didn't know my sweet little Fifi wasn't allowed.}}
 {{L|''[Fifi then whines at Mr. Krabs with a sad face and then Squidward sneezes all over both Mr. Krabs and Fifi resulting in her hair flying onto Mr. Krabs's eyestalks. Fifi then strains and manages to make her hair to grow back instantly.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, your sweet little Foo-Foo is gotta go, we got a strict policy, ''[points at sign]'' no pets allowed.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Mildred|What a shame, Krabby Patties are all my Fee-Fee will eat these days, I would have gladly paid double the price, it it only meant she could have her favorite food...}}
+{{L|Mrs. Mildred|What a shame, Krabby Patties are all my Fee-Fee will eat these days, I would have gladly paid double the price, if it only meant she could have her favorite food...}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? [Changes the sign] There. all fixed! [Shows Mrs. Mildred the sign] See? Now: Pets, Allowed!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[changes the sign]'' There. all fixed! ''[shows Mrs. Mildred the sign]'' See? Now: Pets, Allowed!}}
-{{L|Larry|It's great that the pets are eating and all but I'm still hungry... ''[Pans over to the Krusty Krab where a customer's worm eats Krabby Patties of the floor and smiles in a silly way]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Mildred|Oh! How delightful!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Of course. ''[sneezes]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hee hee! I tell ya, Mr. Squidward, I'm making more money than Neptune! Hee hee hee! ''[Squidward sneezes]''}}
+{{L|Health Inspector|Hold it right there, Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, the health inspector!}}
+{{L|Health Inspector|Oh yes, the health inspector! And I'm afraid, you can't run a restaurant and a feed lot out of the same building! It's unsanitary. I'm shutting you down! Unless you pick one. People or pets.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ohh. Ooh! Ooh! Oh, yeah! I choose pets!}}
+{{L|Squidward|What?! No!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, you heard the man. If you ain't a pet, you're tresspassing. Time to go! Get a move on.}}
+{{L|Fred|Wait a minute. What about our pets?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! Well, don't worry. I'll still be billin' ya for whatever they eat.}}
+{{L|All|Whoa!}}
+{{L|Sandy and Fred|Eww.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hoo hoo, Sandy. Your Alaskan Bull Worm certainly was hungry.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Sweet jawbone of San Antone, I'm broke! Looks like I'm eatin' canned nuts for the rest of the year.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome, little worm! Here at the Krusty Krab, it's a pet paradise. Enjoy yourself! And don't forget to order something to eat.}}
+{{L|Worm|''[barks, ]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh uh, maybe I'll order for you. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 31|Hey man. Could I like- get a Krabby Patty to go?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Sorry. Pets only. You can try your luck acroos the street.}}
+{{L|Incidental 31|I don't wanna eat chum. ''[Squidward laughs]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' The house special!}}
+{{L|Larry|It's great that my pets are eating and all but I'm still hungry... ''[Pans over to the Krusty Krab where a customer's worm eats Krabby Patties of the floor and smiles in a silly way]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|I wish I was a pet, so I could eat off the floor.}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|You ''are'' eating off the floor.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah but, I want to eat ''Krabby Patties'' off the floor!}}
-{{L|Larry|The pink dude might have the right idea guys, if we dress up as pets...}}
+{{L|Larry|The pink dude might have the right idea guys, if we dress up like pets...}}
-{{L|Fred|We can trick Krabs into serving us, of course!}}
+{{L|Fred|We could trick Krabs into serving us, of course!}}
-{{L|Plankton|If you want to make costumes I have a craft corner.}}
+{{L|Plankton|If you wanna make costumes I have a craft corner.}}
 {{L|''[Everyone runs to the craft corner to make animal costumes.]''}}
-{{L|Old Man Walker|Has anyone seen the glue?}}
+{{L|Old Man Walker|Anyone seen the glue?}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh]'' ''[he gets inside Spot's body]'' Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh, he gets inside Spot's body]'' Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot.}}
 {{L|Spot|Bark, bark!}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh]'' Hey... what's happening? ''[Plankton is being digested by Spot]'' No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot! Spot! ''[screams, and then Spot excretes his eye, then he wanders away.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh]'' Hey... what's happening? ''[Plankton is being digested by Spot]'' No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot! Spot! Bad spot! ''[screams, and then Spot excretes his eye, then he wanders away.]'' Barnacles...}}
-{{L|Plankton|Barnacles...}}
 {{L|''[Meanwhile back at the Krusty Krab, everyone is eating chum while Mr. Krabs puts money away]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Into the wall you go! ''[shocked]'' What the?}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes Mr.- achoo! Krabs?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a showdown.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a shelter!}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|Greetings fellow lagomorph. Perhaps you might consider sharing a slither of your b- I'm gonna chase the-}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Greetings fellow lagomorph. Perhaps you might consider sharing a slither of your b- I'll just be-}}
 {{L|Patrick|Pet fight!}}
 {{L|Fred|My leg!}}
 {{L|Squidward|No no no, bad scallops, aah!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Who's ready for... a violent brawl? Stop please! The Krusty Krab is a place of peace. The health inspector?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Who's ready for... a violent brawl? Stop please! The Krusty Krab is a place of peace. ''[gasps]'' The health inspector?}}
 {{L|All of the customers|The health inspector?}}
 {{L|Health Inspector|Uh... roar?}}
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 {{L|Health Inspector|''[slowly walking back to the wall]'' I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right? Plus, I..uh..., I've learned something today. SpongeBob, give me a bouncy "C", would ya?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs a stool and starts playing a piano]'' Oooh, gladly!!}}
-{{L|Health Inspector|''[Starts singing to the music]'' Pets, are people too, just like me, just like you. Yes, whatever you like to do, there a pet who likes it too! There's a pet for people who like to run and one for people who don't. A pet for folks who avoid the sun, and for those who should but won't! A pet for people who sing and dance, a pet for people who cry! A pet for people who take a chance and for those with just one eye! Yes, no matter what we say or do, there's just one thing I know is true: We all eat patties, yes we do! And every pet likes eating them too! Because...}}
+{{L|Health Inspector|''[Starts singing to the music]'' ♪Pets, are people too, just like me, just like you. Yes, whatever you like to do, there a pet who likes it too! There's a pet for people who like to run and one for people who don't. A pet for folks who avoid the sun, and for those who should but won't! A pet for people who sing and dance, a pet for people who cry! A pet for people who take a chance and for those with just one eye! Yes, no matter what we say or do, there's just one thing I know is true: We all eat patties, yes we do! And every pet likes eating them too! Because...♪}}
-{{L|Everyone|Pets are people too! Just like me, just like you! Yes, whatever you like to do, there's a pet who's just like you, just like you! Pets! ''[everyone is exhausted after singing]''}}
+{{L|Everyone|♪Pets are people too! Just like me, just like you! Yes, whatever you like to do, there's a pet who's just like you, just like you! Pets!♪ ''[everyone is exhausted after singing]''}}
 {{L|Health Inspector|Phew! Pets and people deserve to eat side by side! ''[SpongeBob gets excited after seeing the health inspector scraps the contract]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes! And a round of patties for everyone - not on the house! ''[everyone cheers, bubble wipe to the next scene with pets and people eating together]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 160|Gosh, mister! You've got more customers here than I've ever seen!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? Pets are people too!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? ♪Pets are people too!♪}}
 {{L|Incidental 160|Well, if they count as people...  ''[rips his disguise and a Fire marshal comes out]''}}
 {{L|Fire marshal|...Then they count as fire hazards! I'm the fire marshal, and you're over capacity, Krabs! Shut 'er down! Everyone out!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? No! ''[everyone grumbles and leaves as the fire marshal hold the door]'' Wait, come back, come back! Me pet profits! ''[starts crying]'' I'm ruined!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, uh, Mr. Krabs? I was planning on taking a Krabby Patty home to my Gare-Bear. You could overcharge me if you want.}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|R-R-Really? Thanks, boyo! ''[Him and SpongeBob hug]'' You're a good minimum wage employee! ''[Squidward falls from the roof]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, uh, Mr. Krabs? I was planning on taking a Krabby Patty home to my Gare-Bear. You could overcharge me for it if you want.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|R-R-Really? Thanks, boyo! ''[him and SpongeBob hug]'' You're a good minimum wage employee! ''[Squidward falls from the roof]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[stands up groaning]'' Achoo! ''[the camera iris closes on his nose and Squidward pulls it away as the episode ends]''}}
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