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{{L|Fred|My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[hides in the cash register to evade the scallops, which attack him anyway]'' No no no, bad scallops, ''[four of the scallops carry him upwards]'' no, aah! ''[he breaks through the ceiling; Bubble Bass is still running away from the sea bunnies]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[hides in the cash register to evade the scallops, which attack him anyway]'' No no no, bad scallops, ''[four of the scallops carry him upwards]'' no, aah! ''[he breaks through the ceiling; Bubble Bass is still running away from the sea bunnies]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the kitchen door with a plate of Krabby Patties]'' Who's ready for... a violent brawl? Stop, please! ''[gets in between a snail and a customer]'' The Krusty Krab is a place of peace | {{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the kitchen door with a plate of Krabby Patties]'' Who's ready for... a violent brawl? Stop, please! ''[gets in between a snail and a customer]'' The Krusty Krab is a place of peace! ''[pushes away both of them; he also pulls away another customer and two more pets; finally, he pulls the bear head off of a customer in a bear costume; the health inspector's head pops out, and SpongeBob gasps]'' The health inspector?}} | ||
{{L|All of the customers|The health inspector?}} | {{L|All of the customers|The health inspector?}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|Uh... roar?}} | {{L|Health Inspector|Uh... roar?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angrily]'' This whole mess is your fault.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angrily]'' This whole mess is your fault.}} | ||
{{L|''[The angry crowds starts cornering the Health Inspector.]''}} | {{L|''[The angry crowds starts cornering the Health Inspector.]''}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|''[slowly walking back to the wall]'' I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right? Plus, I, uh... | {{L|Customers|Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|''[slowly walking back to the wall]'' Um, I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right? Plus, I, uh... I've learned something today. SpongeBob, give me a bouncy "C," would ya?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs a stool and starts playing a piano]'' Oooh, gladly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs a stool and starts playing a piano]'' Oooh, gladly!}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|''[Starts singing to the music]'' ♪Pets, are people too, just like me, just like you. Yes, whatever you like to do, there a pet who likes it too! There's a pet for people who like to run and one for people who don't. A pet for folks who avoid the sun, and for those who should but won't! A pet for people who sing and dance, a pet for people who cry! A pet for people who take a chance and for those with just one eye! Yes, no matter what we say or do, there's just one thing I know is true: We all eat patties, yes we do! And every pet likes eating them too! Because...♪}} | {{L|Health Inspector|''[Starts singing to the music]'' ♪Pets, are people too, just like me, just like you. Yes, whatever you like to do, there a pet who likes it too! There's a pet for people who like to run and one for people who don't. A pet for folks who avoid the sun, and for those who should but won't! A pet for people who sing and dance, a pet for people who cry! A pet for people who take a chance and for those with just one eye! Yes, no matter what we say or do, there's just one thing I know is true: We all eat patties, yes we do! And every pet likes eating them too! Because...♪}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 160|Gosh, mister! You've got more customers here than I've ever seen!}} | {{L|Incidental 160|Gosh, mister! You've got more customers here than I've ever seen!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? ♪Pets are people too!♪}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? ♪Pets are people too!♪}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 160|Well, if they count as people... ''[rips his disguise and a | {{L|Incidental 160|Well, if they count as people... ''[rips his disguise and a fire marshal comes out]''}} | ||
{{L|Fire marshal|...Then they count as fire hazards! I'm the fire marshal, and you're over capacity, Krabs! Shut 'er down! Everyone out!}} | {{L|Fire marshal|...Then they count as fire hazards! I'm the fire marshal, and you're over capacity, Krabs! Shut 'er down! Everyone out!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? No! ''[everyone grumbles and leaves as the fire marshal hold the door]'' Wait, come back, come back! Me pet profits! ''[starts crying]'' I'm ruined!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? No! ''[everyone grumbles and leaves as the fire marshal hold the door]'' Wait, come back, come back! Me pet profits! ''[starts crying]'' I'm ruined!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, uh, Mr. Krabs? I was planning on taking a Krabby Patty home to my Gare-Bear. You could overcharge me for it if you want.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, uh, Mr. Krabs? I was planning on taking a Krabby Patty home to my Gare-Bear. You could overcharge me for it if you want.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Really? Thanks, boyo! ''[him and SpongeBob hug]'' You're a good minimum wage employee! ''[Squidward falls from the roof]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[stands up groaning]'' Achoo! ''[the camera iris closes on his nose and Squidward pulls it away as the episode ends]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[stands up groaning; he then grabs hold of the closing camera iris]'' Achoo! ''[the camera iris closes on his nose and Squidward pulls it away as the episode ends]''}} | ||
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