A Very Patchy Holiday Livestream/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Very Patchy Holiday Livestream" from season 14, which aired on December 15, 2023.

• [The episode starts with Patchy preparing his camera.]
• Patchy: "Okay. Recording and action!"
• Patchy: "Dear SpongeBob. Wait is this thing on?"
• [Patchy gets locked out.]
• Patchy: "Locked out! Hey Potty what's your passcode?"
• Patchy: "Oh barnacles I forgot. Potty left to go celebrate Christmas with the other the parrots. [shows a picture of Potty and his family] Mommy the Parrot, Poppy the Parrot, and Glen."
• Patchy: "Thankfully Potty wrote his passcode right here in case I got locked out."
• Patchy: "It spells "P a t c h y," Patchy awww Potty always thinking about me."
• Patchy: "Patchy is a landlubber squawk?! Potty! That's not- [realizes the recording started and gasp] already recording?" [clears throat] Hi SpongeBob. Patchy here. President, vice president, first mate, intern, administrative assistant, and vice president in charge of certain things of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club. And definitely not a landlubber. [groans]
• [Patchy's livestream gains a viewer.]
• Patchy: "Oh how I wish we could be together on this Christmas holiday."
• [Patchy's livestream gains a second viewer.]
• Patchy: "Christmas is a time when Santa makes all our dreams come true. Like when I asked him to finally meet my hero. You SpongeBob."
• [Scene transitions to a scene from "It's a SpongeBob Christmas".]
• Patchy: "Santa's Workshop? I here Santa! I'm here!"
• [Patchy runs into a cave as Potty watches.]
• Potyy: "Squawk! I'm not going in there."