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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweeping]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweeping]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[moving his hands around over a table with a banner above it]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[moving his hands around over a table with a banner above it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahoy | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahoy Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[turns his head to see who was talking to him]'' Oh. Ahoy | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[turns his head to see who was talking to him]'' Oh. Ahoy SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahoy | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahoy Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay that's over with, Now why don't you go see if First Mate Squidward needs any help at the register?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward Tentacles|''[standing around, doing nothing. He is covered in spider webs]''}} | {{L|Squidward Tentacles|''[standing around, doing nothing. He is covered in spider webs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And what are you up to on this fine, fine Monday?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And what are you up to on this fine, fine Monday?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well I was gonna wait til this afternoon, but I guess I could show you now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Show me what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Show me what?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm introducing a new Krusty Krab promotion.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm introducing a new Krusty Krab promotion.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I sure am. ''[starts to walk away. Here, the banner above the table is revealed to say, New Krusty Krab Promotion. On the table, there are three cups]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I sure am. ''[starts to walk away. Here, the banner above the table is revealed to say, New Krusty Krab Promotion. On the table, there are three cups]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who are ya gonna introduce it to?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Who are ya gonna introduce it to?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well all my loyal customers of course!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ha!}} | {{L|Squidward|Ha!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[glares at Squidward]'' Anyway, we got new beverage cups.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[glares at Squidward]'' Anyway, we got new beverage cups.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pointing to the cups]'' There's Regular, Large, and the new Viking Size!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pointing to the cups]'' There's Regular, Large, and the new Viking Size!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But | {{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, these are all the same size cup.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob this promotion is designed to save US money. And don't forget. Each participating patron who purchases any drink in our new Krusty Krab Viking Size cup gets to a chance to try on this genuine cardboard Viking helmet. ''[holds up a cardboard helmet that is taped and has three fake emeralds taped to it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend.}} | {{L|Squidward|That he found while cleaning out his attic over the weekend.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you know when you're being ignored?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you know when you're being ignored?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, uh... the Vikings lived a long time ago.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, uh... the Vikings lived a long time ago.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How long?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How long?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, about ten years.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh..... ''[walks to his office]'' You're gonna have to ask Squidward any more questions ya got. He's the smart one. ''[closes his office door]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh..... ''[walks to his office]'' You're gonna have to ask Squidward any more questions ya got. He's the smart one. ''[closes his office door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|...and enjoyed dressing up their pets as....}} | {{L|Squidward|...and enjoyed dressing up their pets as....}} | ||
{{L|Brick with legs|''[tied to a the leash. It barks]''}} | {{L|Brick with legs|''[tied to a the leash. It barks]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|chucks of masonry on the weekends.}} | ||
{{L|Vikings|''[watching a movie on a projector screen. It shows two fish in a car]''}} | {{L|Vikings|''[watching a movie on a projector screen. It shows two fish in a car]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Their favorite movies are in black and white.}} | {{L|Squidward|Their favorite movies are in black and white.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[annoyed]'' But what?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[annoyed]'' But what?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There's so much more about Vikings that I wanna find out.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There's so much more about Vikings that I wanna find out.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[now angry]'' Well | {{L|Squidward|''[now angry]'' Well why don't you go ASK THEM?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasp!]'' Thanks | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasp!]'' Thanks Squidward! ''[kisses Squidward on the Head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[returns to the kitchen. While flipping Krabby Patties, he | {{L|SpongeBob|''[returns to the kitchen. While flipping Krabby Patties, he writes a letter]'' Dear Vikings, I am writing to ask you guys about your lives and stuff. ''[Now, he is shown walking to a mailbox with his mouth closed, but you can still hear his voice]'' If you would take the time to ''[puts the letter in the mailbox]'' answer all my neat questions, ''[starts to walk away]'' then that would be ''[walks back to the mailbox and puts the red flag up]'' really swell.}} | ||
{{L|The scence cuts to the post office.}} | {{L|The scence cuts to the post office.}} | ||
{{L|''[A mailfish drives a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope, walks outside, and throws it away. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans. The men play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, but SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a Viking helmet. A viking waits at the bus stop with Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell. Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell stare at the garbage-scented Viking. a bus drives through sun light, rain, and snow. Meanwhile, the Viking is shown riding a bike. He rides around mountains. Soon, the top of the mountain range is shown.]''}} | {{L|''[A mailfish drives a car full of sacks of letters to the post office. After sorting a few letters, he comes across SpongeBob's envelope, which says, "To Vikings" with a heart below the words. He takes the envelope, walks outside, and throws it away. Two men in a garbage truck pull up to the garbage cans. The men play rock, paper, scissors. The man who was driving plays paper, and the other man plays scissors. The driver goes outside, grabs a garbage can, and trips on his own shoe lace. Trash spills everywhere, but SpongeBob's letter lands right in front of the driver. He picks the envelope up, takes one look at it and stands up. The other garbage man knocks on the windshield of the truck, but the driver just runs away. His hat falls off to reveal a Viking helmet. A viking waits at the bus stop with Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell. Fred, Old Man Jenkins, and Ms. Shell stare at the garbage-scented Viking. a bus drives through sun light, rain, and snow. Meanwhile, the Viking is shown riding a bike. He rides around mountains. Soon, the top of the mountain range is shown.]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female Vikings]'' Ah | {{L|Viking King|''[on his throne, between two female Vikings]'' Ah Helga. Tell me once again of the time ye visited those remote Himalayan hot springs.}} | ||
{{L|Viking|''[crawls through the door of the palace, out of breath and filthy]'' A letter. ''[goes unconscious]''}} | {{L|Viking|''[crawls through the door of the palace, out of breath and filthy]'' A letter. ''[goes unconscious]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking King|''[angry and banging his fists]'' Why must you always come in here during story time?!}} | {{L|Viking King|''[angry and banging his fists]'' Why must you always come in here during story time?!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward is reading his magazine. The whole restaurant shakes like crazy. Squidward neither says nor does anything. A large Viking ship crashes through the front of the KK. Some Vikings get off]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward is reading his magazine. The whole restaurant shakes like crazy. Squidward neither says nor does anything. A large Viking ship crashes through the front of the KK. Some Vikings get off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[bored, and still reading his magazine]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[bored, and still reading his magazine]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Ve're Vikings. Our chief has sent us here because ''[holds up SpongeBob's letter]'' | {{L|Tough Viking|Ve're Vikings. Our chief has sent us here because ''[holds up SpongeBob's letter]'' We've got this letter.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, there's some Vikings here to see you.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, there's some Vikings here to see you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that | {{L|SpongeBob|What's that Squidward? I couldn't here ya. I was.... ooh.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Ah.. are you the one they call the SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Ah.. are you the one they call the SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|I think so.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Vell, ve are here to teach ya ALL about the Vikings!}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Vell, ve are here to teach ya ALL about the Vikings!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huzzah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huzzah!}} | ||
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{{L|The scene cuts to the Viking ship.}} | {{L|The scene cuts to the Viking ship.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you mind telling us what this is all about?}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|''[spitting]'' | {{L|Tough Viking|''[spitting]'' Shush. ''[P.S. He started to say sure, but changed to yes]'' Now that you're part of our crew,... I guess we should introduce ourselves. ''[punches a Viking on the chest]'' This is Olaf. ''[slaps a Viking on the chest]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' And this is Olaf. ''[points to a Viking]'' This... is Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, And... um.... ''[covers his eyes and snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L|Viking|Olaf.}} | {{L|Viking|Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|Olaf.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|Olaf.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So | {{L|Squidward|So let me guess. Your name must be....}} | ||
{{L|Tough Viking|That's right. Gordon.}} | {{L|Tough Viking|That's right. Gordon.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice to meet ya.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nice to meet ya.}} | ||
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{{L|Gordon|Hm... fun. Um, um, um, uh, vell,....}} | {{L|Gordon|Hm... fun. Um, um, um, uh, vell,....}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|What about the Shield Toss?}} | {{L|Green Olaf|What about the Shield Toss?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Oh | {{L|Gordon|Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. ''[grabs a shield and throws it at a door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Um.....}} | {{L|Gordon|Um.....}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|Oh! What about Flaming Shield Toss?}} | {{L|Green Olaf|Oh! What about Flaming Shield Toss?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Oh | {{L|Gordon|Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ''[grabs another shield, lights it on fire with a torch, and throws it at the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Olafs|''[clap]''}} | {{L|Olafs|''[clap]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything else?}} | ||
{{L|Vikings|''[think]''}} | {{L|Vikings|''[think]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Eh, I, I, I can't really think of anything.}} | {{L|Gordon|Eh, I, I, I can't really think of anything.}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|Me neither. Oh | {{L|Green Olaf|Me neither. Oh yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Vhat is it | {{L|Gordon|Vhat is it Olaf?}} | ||
{{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | {{L|Green Olaf|We like to sing songs.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh....... No we don't!}} | {{L|Gordon, Purple Olaf, and Orange Olaf|Ooh....... No we don't!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[stunned]'' I'll let you know if I think of anything.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stunned]'' I'll let you know if I think of anything.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|So. Tell me. Vhat is it that you two know how to do?}} | {{L|Gordon|So. Tell me. Vhat is it that you two know how to do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well | {{L|SpongeBob|Well Mr. Krabs tells me I'm pretty good with a spatula.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ha.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ha.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Quiet. You're our ship's new head chef. And... vhat can you do?}} | {{L|Gordon|Quiet. You're our ship's new head chef. And... vhat can you do?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, if you must know, I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, state-recognized interior design consultant, licensed and board certified antique macrame conosuor, born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, and able to recognize over 13 hundred brand names of single-personed pedal operate vehicles at a single glance. Plus | {{L|Squidward|Well, if you must know, I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, state-recognized interior design consultant, licensed and board certified antique macrame conosuor, born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, and able to recognize over 13 hundred brand names of single-personed pedal operate vehicles at a single glance. Plus I make a killer Soufflé.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant.}} | {{L|Gordon|Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|A Promotion. Congratulations, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|A Promotion. Congratulations, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[appears in front of Gordon]'' Hold it right there | {{L|Squidward|''[appears in front of Gordon]'' Hold it right there whiskers! Let's not forget you're the one who dragged me onto this crate in the first place! Now, you ask me to pour my heart out, and this is the respect I get?! Well you got another thing coming honey! I want off this boat, pronto! ''[appears in the catapult]'' On second thought, bathroom attendants make me some tips. Well, look on the bright side Squidward. No more living next door to SpongeBob. Let her rip Jack-o!}} | ||
{{L|''[Purple Olaf pulls back his hammer and gets ready to launch Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Purple Olaf pulls back his hammer and gets ready to launch Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! ''[stops the hammer]'' You can't do that.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! ''[stops the hammer]'' You can't do that.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|You mean to question the vill of the tribe?}} | {{L|Gordon|You mean to question the vill of the tribe?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|If it means saving my best friend, then yes.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If it means saving my best friend, then yes.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[throws an axe in front of SpongeBob]'' Vell. Then pick up the veapon and fight the | {{L|Gordon|''[throws an axe in front of SpongeBob]'' Vell. Then pick up the veapon and fight with me in a duel for the according to the prophecy. ''[pulls a sword out of no where]''}} | ||
{{L|Olafs|Do it, do it, do it, do it!}} | {{L|Olafs|Do it, do it, do it, do it!}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Go on. Pick it up!}} | {{L|Gordon|Go on. Pick it up!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The ship crashes into an iceburg. An alarm sounds, and everyone panics]''}} | {{L|''[The ship crashes into an iceburg. An alarm sounds, and everyone panics]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue Olaf|We're being attacked by a giant monster. This is the end, uh, the end, uh, of the Vikings!}} | {{L|Blue Olaf|We're being attacked by a giant monster. This is the end, uh, the end, uh, of the Vikings!}} | ||
{{L|Olaf|Oh | {{L|Olaf|Oh Vahalla. Why have you forsaken us?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Guys, you just ran into a piece of ice. No one's forsaken you. There's a breach in the hull over there. You just gotta patch it up.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Guys, you just ran into a piece of ice. No one's forsaken you. There's a breach in the hull over there. You just gotta patch it up.}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|''[pulls out a blanket]'' Quick! Everybody take one of these!}} | {{L|Gordon|''[pulls out a blanket]'' Quick! Everybody take one of these!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that for?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's that for?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|It's a security blanket.}} | {{L|Gordon|It's a security blanket.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|How ya gonna patch up a leak with that?}} | ||
{{L|Gordon|Ve're not. But it makes us feel so much better.}} | {{L|Gordon|Ve're not. But it makes us feel so much better.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs away]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|Gordon| | {{L|Gordon|Ey! You forgot yer blanket!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[still tied up in the catapult]'' What the barnacles is going on down there?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[still tied up in the catapult]'' What the barnacles is going on down there?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob appears next to him]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob appears next to him]''}} | ||
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