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{{L|SpongeBob|Psst, the line is "free."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst, the line is "free."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, what he said.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, what he said.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob gives the food to Sandals | {{L|''[SpongeBob gives the food to Sandals, who tries to grab it. He eats it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandals|Thank you, Krusty Krab!}} | {{L|Sandals|Thank you, Krusty Krab!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs|You're welcome!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs|You're welcome!}} | ||
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Little did they know, their Krusty commercial would reach the ignoble eyes of, the League of E.V.I.L!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Little did they know, their Krusty commercial would reach the ignoble eyes of, the League of E.V.I.L!}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Mmm, I love those greasy Krabby Patties!}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Mmm, I love those greasy Krabby Patties!}} | ||
{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Yeah, but I | {{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Yeah, but I ''hate'' ''[slams the desk]'' paying for things!}} | ||
{{L|Helen the Felon|Well, if I don't get my afternoon snackies, I'm gonna throw a tantrum!}} | {{L|Helen the Felon|Well, if I don't get my afternoon snackies, I'm gonna throw a tantrum!}} | ||
{{L|''[Sub-Marinara makes babbling noises.]''}} | {{L|''[Sub-Marinara makes babbling noises.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Helen the Felon|''[whispering]'' Hey, ''[unintelligible speech]''}} | {{L|Helen the Felon|''[whispering]'' Hey, ''[unintelligible speech]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Oh, make that four, and a Pipsqueak Patty kids meal. Make it out to ''[speaks evilly]'' Man Ray... ''[speaks normally again]'' Deliver to League of E.V.I.L. secret hideout, ominous alley behind the gas station. Thank you!}} | {{L|Man Ray|Oh, make that four, and a Pipsqueak Patty kids meal. Make it out to ''[speaks evilly]'' Man Ray... ''[speaks normally again]'' Deliver to League of E.V.I.L. secret hideout, ominous alley behind the gas station. Thank you!}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|''[speaking over telephone]'' No, thank you- ''[gets cut off when Man Ray hangs up the telephone]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speaking over telephone]'' No, thank you- ''[gets cut off when Man Ray hangs up the telephone]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Villains... Battle stations!}} | {{L|Man Ray|Villains... Battle stations!}} | ||
{{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Meanwhile...}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Meanwhile...}} | ||
{{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs inside the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs inside the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now remember SpongeBob... This delivery's gotta be quick, and you gotta put it directly in the customer's hand... ''[climbs the ladder to the Krusty Krab's roof]'' I ain't giving out no free meals.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now remember, SpongeBob... This delivery's gotta be quick, and you gotta put it directly in the customer's hand... ''[climbs the ladder to the Krusty Krab's roof]'' I ain't giving out no free meals.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! Erm, but... ''[the scene changes to the Krusty Krab's roof when SpongeBob walks onto it]'' Do you think I will have time for the villains to sign my comic book?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! Erm, but... ''[the scene changes to the Krusty Krab's roof when SpongeBob walks onto it]'' Do you think I will have time for the villains to sign my comic book?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just get in the cannon.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Just get in the cannon.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps into the cannon]'' Woosh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps into the cannon]'' Woosh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob into the cannon.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob into the cannon.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pull! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Pull! ''[he launches SpongeBob; Cut to the entrance to the lair. SpongeBob hits the sign.]''}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Slam! ''[SpongeBob falls into the entrance | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Slam! ''[SpongeBob falls into the entrance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wh, wh, huh? "Secret Entrance." Sounds villainous. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wh, wh, huh? "Secret Entrance." Sounds villainous. ''[opens the door]'' This must be the place.}} | ||
{{L|''[He goes into the entrance. He notices that there are spikes at the bottom.}} | {{L|''[He goes into the entrance. He notices that there are spikes at the bottom.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-oh. ''[He screams as he is falling down, and abruptly stops]'' Oh, wait a second!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh-oh. ''[He screams as he is falling down, and abruptly stops]'' Oh, wait a second!}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Picking quickly, SpongeBob reached for his hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments.}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Picking quickly, SpongeBob reached for his hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob glides over the spikes and lands on the ground]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob glides over the spikes and lands on the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at his watch]'' Eight minutes to spare! This'll be a walk in the park. Whoop- I mean, cave. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob approaches a large door and knocks]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob approaches a large door and knocks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Helen the Felon|Whaddaya want, bub?}} | {{L|Helen the Felon|Whaddaya want, bub?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! Hey, I know you, you're-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! Hey, I know you, you're-}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Groans]'' To... weak... to... turn... knob... ''[gasps]'' I'll use my patty-flipping hand! ''[camera cuts to a close-up of SpongeBob realistic hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Groans]'' To... weak... to... turn... knob... ''[gasps]'' I'll use my patty-flipping hand! ''[camera cuts to a close-up of SpongeBob realistic hand]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The doorknob screams as SpongeBob grabs it]''}} | {{L|''[The doorknob screams as SpongeBob grabs it]''}} | ||
{{L|Helen the Felon|Huh? No fair! That's cheatin!}} | {{L|Helen the Felon|Huh? No fair! That's cheatin'!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob twists the doorknob and falls through a trapdoor onto Helen. The two go tumbling down the stairs, and a doorknob lands on Helen's head]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob twists the doorknob and falls through a trapdoor onto Helen. The two go tumbling down the stairs, and a doorknob lands on Helen's head]''}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Concussed!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Concussed!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ha ha, sorry about that. ''[pulls out his comic book and a pen]'' Say, can I get your autograph?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ha ha, sorry about that. ''[pulls out his comic book and a pen]'' Say, can I get your autograph?}} | ||
{{L|Helen the Felon|''[Dazed]'' Of course! ''[ | {{L|Helen the Felon|''[Dazed]'' Of course! ''[messily signs her name before her head falls to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, thanks! Six minutes to spare! ''[SpongeBob cheerily walks off with the delivery in his hands]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, thanks! Six minutes to spare! ''[SpongeBob cheerily walks off with the delivery in his hands]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks into a dark, stony chamber]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob walks into a dark, stony chamber]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery!}} | ||
{{L|''[The door slams shut behind him]''}} | {{L|''[The door slams shut behind him.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hm?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hm?}} | ||
{{L|''[A bell rings as a door opens to reveal Jumbo Shrimp]''}} | {{L|''[A bell rings as a door opens to reveal Jumbo Shrimp.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I can't believe it. That's--}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Jumbo Shrimp! The biggest name in bad behavior!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Jumbo Shrimp! The biggest name in bad behavior!}} | ||
{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|And just where do you think ''you're'' going, small fry?}} | {{L|Jumbo Shrimp|And just where do you think ''you're'' going, small fry?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp is revealed to be small, with SpongeBob holding him back with his finger]''}} | {{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp is revealed to be small, with SpongeBob holding him back with his finger]''}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Puny!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Puny!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[while Jumbo Shrimp is grunting in a higher-pitched voice and swinging his fists]'' You look bigger in the comics. ''[gives Jumbo Shrimp his comic book]'' You think you can sign this for me?}} | ||
{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Oh, gladly! ''[ | {{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Oh, gladly! ''[writes his name]'' So, uh, you're a fan?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh... huge... ''[laughs nervously]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh... huge... ''[laughs nervously]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp goes back to trying to attack SpongeBob will being held back by his finger. SpongeBob detaches that arm from his body and walks off with a nervous smile.]''}} | {{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp goes back to trying to attack SpongeBob will being held back by his finger. SpongeBob detaches that arm from his body and walks off with a nervous smile.]''}} | ||
{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Wait! I'm not done with you, little guy! ''[ | {{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Wait! I'm not done with you, little guy! ''[grabs SpongeBob's detached arms and points at him while standing on the top rope]'' Get back here! ''[falls off the rope]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Looks at his watch]'' Four minutes! Better hurry! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Looks at his watch]'' Four minutes! Better hurry! ''[exits the room and enters a clean kitchen-like room.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Where am I? I... must have taken a wrong turn.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Where am I? I... must have taken a wrong turn.}} | ||
{{L|''[The room grows darker and the faucet stops flowing water and starts flowing a brown sludge. The Dirty Bubble emerges from the sink]''}} | {{L|''[The room grows darker and the faucet stops flowing water and starts flowing a brown sludge. The Dirty Bubble emerges from the sink.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|You certainly did you simple-minded sponge! Prepare to be ensnared by the Di-}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|You certainly did you simple-minded sponge! Prepare to be ensnared by the Di-}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The Dirty Bubble! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|The Dirty Bubble! ''[the lights abruptly turn on]'' Ooh, can I get your autograph? ''[pulls out his pen and walks toward the Dirty Bubble]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Ohh, no, wait! ''[SpongeBob pokes him with his pen]'' ''[weakly]'' Not again.}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Ohh, no, wait! ''[SpongeBob pokes him with his pen]'' ''[weakly]'' Not again.}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Pop!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Pop!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|''[The room is now covered with brown sludge.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks down at his comic book]'' Dirty Bubble... Hm! Now where's Man Ray? ''[SpongeBob walks off-screen with a mop in hand while a crowd cheers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks down at his comic book]'' Dirty Bubble... Hm! Now where's Man Ray? ''[SpongeBob walks off-screen with a mop in hand while a crowd cheers]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob enters a dark, sweltering room]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob enters a dark, sweltering room]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Um? ''[pants and wipes his brow]'' ''[hops onto a metal platform]'' K-Krusty D-Delivery? ''[pants and fans himself with his hat]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Um? ''[pants and wipes his brow]'' ''[hops onto a metal platform]'' K-Krusty D-Delivery? ''[pants and fans himself with his hat]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[A periscope floats nearby then descends to the depths.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[Sub-Marinara walks onto the submarine]'' I should've known. It's- uhh... ''[flips through his comic book]'' It's uh... eh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[Sub-Marinara walks onto the submarine]'' I should've known. It's- uhh... ''[flips through his comic book]'' It's uh... eh?}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Sub-Marinara! The maniacal meatball sub!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Sub-Marinara! The maniacal meatball sub!}} | ||
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|The Tremendous Trunk! The Elephant Seal whose nose knows all!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|The Tremendous Trunk! The Elephant Seal whose nose knows all!}} | ||
{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Let me go Man Ray! I've already sniffed out your evil deeds!}} | {{L|Tremendous Trunk|Let me go Man Ray! I've already sniffed out your evil deeds!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|The only thing ''you'll'' be sniffing... is this stinky cheese! ''[places the cheese on a table | {{L|Man Ray|The only thing ''you'll'' be sniffing... is this stinky cheese! ''[places the cheese on a table in front of Tremendous Trunk]''}} | ||
{{L|Tremendous Trunk|No! Not Limburger! I have children!}} | {{L|Tremendous Trunk|No! Not Limburger! I have children!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[laugh evilly]''}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[laugh evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The door opens to reveal SpongeBob, delivery in hand.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! And with ten seconds to spare. ''[points at watch]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! And with ten seconds to spare. ''[points at his watch]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Ooh, my lunch order! Well go ahead, ''[hold out his hand]'' put it in my hand!}} | {{L|Man Ray|Ooh, my lunch order! Well, go ahead, ''[hold out his hand]'' put it in my hand!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob moves to put the bag in Man Ray's hand, but he moves it away]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob moves to put the bag in Man Ray's hand, but he moves it away]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Whoops!}} | {{L|Man Ray|Whoops!}} | ||
{{L|''[Man Ray repeatedly moves his hand away, but SpongeBob finally managed to put it in his hand]''}} | {{L|''[Man Ray repeatedly moves his hand away, but SpongeBob finally managed to put it in his hand]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes! Delivery complete!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes! Delivery complete!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Yes, but it was... ''[ | {{L|Man Ray|Yes, but it was... ''[points at the clock]'' one second late!}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Overdue!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Overdue!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob falls to his knees, despairing]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob falls to his knees, despairing.]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs]'' That means...}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[laughs]'' That means...}} | ||
{{L|Helen the Felon|Our meal...}} | {{L|Helen the Felon|Our meal...}} | ||
{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Is free.}} | {{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Is free.}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[points at SpongeBob]'' Laugh at him, villains. Laugh!}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[points at SpongeBob]'' Laugh at him, villains. Laugh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Man Ray, Helen the Felon, Jumbo Shrimp, the Dirty Bubble, and Sub-Marina all laugh at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Man Ray, Helen the Felon, Jumbo Shrimp, the Dirty Bubble, and Sub-Marina all laugh at SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks off, defeated, and happens to pass by Tremendous Trunk]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob walks off, defeated, and happens to pass by Tremendous Trunk.]''}} | ||
{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Hey, kid! A little help here?}} | {{L|Tremendous Trunk|Hey, kid! A little help here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[dejected]'' Oh, hi Tremendous Trunk. '[slices Tremendous Trunk's ropes with his spatula]'' Sure, I'll free you. ''[presses a button on the table]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[dejected]'' Oh, hi, Tremendous Trunk. '[slices Tremendous Trunk's ropes with his spatula]'' Sure, I'll free you. ''[presses a button on the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Tremendous Trunk|''[quickly rises to his feet]'' Aha!}} | {{L|Tremendous Trunk|''[quickly rises to his feet]'' Aha!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles, tears form in his eyes]'' Can I have your autograph?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles, tears form in his eyes]'' Can I have your autograph?}} | ||
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{{L|Realistic Fish Head|With the prodigious power of his potent proboscis, the Tremendous Trunk sneezed SpongeBob back through time itself! One minute and seven seconds earlier!}} | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|With the prodigious power of his potent proboscis, the Tremendous Trunk sneezed SpongeBob back through time itself! One minute and seven seconds earlier!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs evilly]''' Huh? ''[the delivery falls on his head]''}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[laughs evilly]''' Huh? ''[the delivery falls on his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hanging next to him on his spatula]'' Krusty Delivery delivered. ''[floats down''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hanging next to him on his spatula]'' Krusty Delivery delivered. ''[floats down]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Aww...}} | {{L|Man Ray|Aww...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be twelve dollars. ''[holds out hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That'll be twelve dollars. ''[holds out hand]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh... well, that okay! ''[pulls out money from his wallet]'' I'll cover it. ''[hands money to Man Ray then takes it back]'' Ooh! Thanks for the tip! ''[hold out comic book]'' Sign here please.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh... well, that okay! ''[pulls out money from his wallet]'' I'll cover it. ''[hands money to Man Ray then takes it back]'' Ooh! Thanks for the tip! ''[hold out comic book]'' Sign here please.}} | ||
{{L|''[Man Ray signs his name]''}} | {{L|''[Man Ray signs his name]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles with glee and floats to the door]'' Thank you evil villains!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles with glee and floats to the door]'' Thank you, evil villains!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray, Helen the Felon, The Dirty Bubble and Sub-Marinara|No, thank ''you'', SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Man Ray, Helen the Felon, The Dirty Bubble and Sub-Marinara|No, thank ''you'', SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tremendous Trunk sneezes and creates a portal which sucks up the League's delivery.}} | {{L|''[Tremendous Trunk sneezes and creates a portal which sucks up the League's delivery.}} |
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