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{{L|''[The episode opens with Dopey Dick's hand opening a book titled after him. A grayscale image of a Squidward-like character called Fishmael is on the front page.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode opens with Dopey Dick's hand opening a book titled after him. A grayscale image of a Squidward-like character called Fishmael is on the front page.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' Welcome to the terrific, tumultuous tale of Dopey Dick. ''[fade into the book, as Fishmael walks alongside a street]'' Call me Fishmael. In my youth, I was an intrepid, fresh-faced journeyman, looking from town to town for any work I could find. Little did I know, I was about to step in some-- ''[slips in some jellyfish jelly and shouts]'' Jellyfish jelly? Whoaaa!}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' Welcome to the terrific, tumultuous tale of Dopey Dick. ''[fade into the book, as Fishmael walks alongside a street]'' Call me Fishmael. In my youth, I was an intrepid, fresh-faced journeyman, looking from town to town for any work I could find. Little did I know, I was about to step in some-- ''[slips in some jellyfish jelly and shouts]'' Jellyfish jelly? Whoaaa!}} | ||
{{L|''[Fishmael slips into the Jelly Squirt In. His head gets caught between the saloon doors. Fishmael grabs onto the counter, and Capn' A. Krabs, a lookalike of Mr. Krabs, with a parrot version of Plankton, named Planky, | {{L|''[Fishmael slips into the Jelly Squirt In. His head gets caught between the saloon doors. Fishmael grabs onto the counter, and Capn' A. Krabs, a lookalike of Mr. Krabs, with a parrot version of Plankton, named Planky, on his shoulder comes up at the counter.]''}} | ||
{{L|Capn' A. Krabs|Welcome to the Jelly Squirt Inn. How can we help, me hearty?}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|Welcome to the Jelly Squirt Inn. How can we help, me hearty?}} | ||
{{L|Anchovy|''[entering doors]'' Excuse me.}} | {{L|Anchovy|''[entering doors]'' Excuse me.}} | ||
{{L|''[Fishmael screams as his head snaps back and hits the cash register. He pulls it back, and it's still squished, so he shakes his head to get it back to normal.]''}} | {{L|''[Fishmael screams as his head snaps back and hits the cash register. He pulls it back, and it's still squished, so he shakes his head to get it back to normal.]''}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[Capn' A. Krabs grunts.]''}} | ||
{{L|Planky|''[jumps off Krabs' shoulder and squawks, then grabs a purple glass]'' Have some jelly juice, lad?}} | {{L|Planky|''[jumps off Capn' A. Krabs' shoulder and squawks, then grabs a purple glass]'' Have some jelly juice, lad?}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|No, thanks. I'm job hunting. Might you lubbers have employment for an able-legged young buck with ''[goes behind the register and operates it]'' cash register experience?}} | {{L|Fishmael|No, thanks. I'm job hunting. Might you lubbers have employment for an able-legged young buck with ''[goes behind the register and operates it]'' cash register experience?}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[shuts the cash register on Fishmael's tentacles]'' No, no!}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[shuts the cash register on Fishmael's tentacles]'' No, no!}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|''[screams]''}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|Nobody touches me money but me!}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|Nobody touches me money but me!}} | ||
{{L|Planky|Buy some jelly, or get out! ''[points away and squawks]''}} | {{L|Planky|Buy some jelly, or get out! ''[points away and squawks]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|Here you go. ''[flips coin on Planky, crushing him]''}} | {{L|Fishmael|Here you go. ''[flips coin on Planky, crushing him]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Another ship catches Dopey Dick in its net.]''}} | {{L|''[Another ship catches Dopey Dick in its net.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|Whoop! Doy... Doy...}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|Whoop! Doy... Doy...}} | ||
{{L|''[Krabs and Planky reel Dopey Dick in.]''}} | {{L|''[Capn' A. Krabs and Planky reel Dopey Dick in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Planky|''[evil laugh]''}} | {{L|Planky|''[evil laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|''[shouting]'' Ahoy, mateys! Nice catch! Now it's your turn to release him! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|''[shouting]'' Ahoy, mateys! Nice catch! Now it's your turn to release him! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Planky|''[scoffs]'' We're not releasing bupkis! ''[squawks]''}} | {{L|Planky|''[scoffs]'' We're not releasing bupkis! ''[squawks]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[sarcastically, pets Planky]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Cap'n. I'm afraid we're just gonna keep Dopey Dick and sell his jelly for ''money!'' ''[laughs]'' Money, money, money, money, money, money, money!}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[sarcastically, pets Planky]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Cap'n. I'm afraid we're just gonna keep Dopey Dick and sell his jelly for ''money!'' ''[laughs]'' Money, money, money, money, money, money, money!}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|''[weak]'' Doy, doy.}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|''[weak]'' Doy, doy.}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|''[gasps]'' How can he exploit such a rare and gentle creature? Dopey Dick is our friend. And if ye think you're just gonna swoop in here and put our friend in a cage, ye've got another thing coming! ''[pounds fist and raises it]'' Right, me loyal crew? Huh?}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|''[gasps]'' How can he exploit such a rare and gentle creature? Dopey Dick is our friend. And if ye think you're just gonna swoop in here and put our friend in a cage, ye've got another thing coming! ''[pounds fist and raises it]'' Right, me loyal crew? Huh?}} | ||
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{{L|''[The cannonball crashes into Pat-Buck's belly and falls on the ground. Fishmael walks up to it.]''}} | {{L|''[The cannonball crashes into Pat-Buck's belly and falls on the ground. Fishmael walks up to it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|Ha, ha! Ye cannonball is a dud.}} | {{L|Fishmael|Ha, ha! Ye cannonball is a dud.}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|Wait for it...}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|Wait for it...}} | ||
{{L|''[A black paper unfurls around the cannonball, revealing a cluster of nematodes.]''}} | {{L|''[A black paper unfurls around the cannonball, revealing a cluster of nematodes.]''}} | ||
{{L|Nematode|Hungry.}} | {{L|Nematode|Hungry.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The nematodes eat the entire ship, leaving behind a single slice of pineapple, and jump into the ocean.]''}} | {{L|''[The nematodes eat the entire ship, leaving behind a single slice of pineapple, and jump into the ocean.]''}} | ||
{{L|Anchovy|Wah, wah, waaah.}} | {{L|Anchovy|Wah, wah, waaah.}} | ||
{{L|''[The anchovies are on Krabs' ship. They all laugh, along with Krabs and Planky, as their ship sails away.]''}} | {{L|''[The anchovies are on Capn' A. Krabs' ship. They all laugh, along with Capn' A. Krabs and Planky, as their ship sails away.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|We've got to save Dopey Dick from them pilfering pirates!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|We've got to save Dopey Dick from them pilfering pirates!}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|We're gonna need a bigger pineapple!}} | {{L|Fishmael|We're gonna need a bigger pineapple!}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|Scupper that! Pat-Buck, follow those bilge rats!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|Scupper that! Pat-Buck, follow those bilge rats!}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Buck|''[salutes]'' Aye, aye, Captain Sponge-Hab! ''[coughs up a paddle and uses it to steer the ship]''}} | {{L|Pat-Buck|''[salutes]'' Aye, aye, Captain Sponge-Hab! ''[coughs up a paddle and uses it to steer the ship]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Pan up to show the sun. It transitions into the moon. Everyone on Krabs' ship is asleep and snoring. Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael look on-board to see Dopey Dick having his jelly harvested into jars.]''}} | {{L|''[Pan up to show the sun. It transitions into the moon. Everyone on Capn' A. Krabs' ship is asleep and snoring. Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael look on-board to see Dopey Dick having his jelly harvested into jars.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|''[weakly]'' Doy. Doy, doy.}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|''[weakly]'' Doy. Doy, doy.}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|''[worried]'' Dopey!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|''[worried]'' Dopey!}} | ||
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{{L|Dopey Dick|Doy, doy! ''[jumps off the boat and waves at them]'' Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy. ''[jumps away]''}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|Doy, doy! ''[jumps off the boat and waves at them]'' Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy. ''[jumps away]''}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|Ain't jellyfishing wonderful?}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|Ain't jellyfishing wonderful?}} | ||
{{L|''[Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael turn around to face Krabs, Planky, and the anchovies.]''}} | {{L|''[Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael turn around to face Capn' A. Krabs, Planky, and the anchovies.]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[threatingly]'' Somebody owes me 300 tons of jellyfish jelly.}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[threatingly]'' Somebody owes me 300 tons of jellyfish jelly.}} | ||
{{L|Planky|I wonder if ''[points]'' octopuses give jelly. ''[squawks]''}} | {{L|Planky|I wonder if ''[points]'' octopuses give jelly. ''[squawks]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|''[whimpers]''}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[whimpers]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Buck|''[slides between his legs with a bucket]'' Do they?}} | {{L|Pat-Buck|''[slides between his legs with a bucket]'' Do they?}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|No!}} | {{L|Fishmael|No!}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|''[with pad of paper, to Krabs]'' Kind sir, will ye take an IOU?}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|''[with pad of paper, to Capn' A. Krabs]'' Kind sir, will ye take an IOU?}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[stretches Sponge-Hab's eye]'' I'll take an eye... or two! ''[snaps it back]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[stretches Sponge-Hab's eye]'' I'll take an eye... or two! ''[snaps it back]''}} | ||
{{L|''[An anchovy wields a cutlass and advances on the crew.]''}} | {{L|''[An anchovy wields a cutlass and advances on the crew.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|''[faintly]'' Doy, doy!}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|''[faintly]'' Doy, doy!}} | ||
{{L|Anchovy|Meep?}} | {{L|Anchovy|Meep?}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|Do ye hear it, lads? Do ya? Dopey Dick's song! ''[points]'' We still have a chance to catch him! Everyone, beat to quarters!}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|Do ye hear it, lads? Do ya? Dopey Dick's song! ''[points]'' We still have a chance to catch him! Everyone, beat to quarters!}} | ||
{{L|Anchovies|''[meeping]''}} | {{L|Anchovies|''[meeping]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Dopey Dick jumps over the ship. He grabs Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael.]''}} | {{L|''[Dopey Dick jumps over the ship. He grabs Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and Fishmael.]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[gasps, growls]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[gasps, growls]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Krabs runs up the crow's nest with a plunger harpoon gun and kicks out another anchovy who's already there.]''}} | {{L|''[Capn' A. Krabs runs up the crow's nest with a plunger harpoon gun and kicks out another anchovy who's already there.]''}} | ||
{{L|Anchovy|Meeeep!}} | {{L|Anchovy|Meeeep!}} | ||
{{L|Planky|''[jumps on harpoon gun]'' Hardy har-poon, sucker!}} | {{L|Planky|''[jumps on harpoon gun]'' Hardy har-poon, sucker!}} | ||
{{L|''[Krabs and Planky fire their harpoons, which hit Dopey Dick.]''}} | {{L|''[Capn' A. Krabs and Planky fire their harpoons, which hit Dopey Dick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|''[notices]'' Doy? ''[angrily]'' Doy! ''[swims after them]''}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|''[notices]'' Doy? ''[angrily]'' Doy! ''[swims after them]''}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|Dopey! No!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|Dopey! No!}} | ||
{{L|Krabs and Planky|''[screams]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs and Planky|''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Dopey Dick|''[rams through the ship]'' Doy!}} | {{L|Dopey Dick|''[rams through the ship]'' Doy!}} | ||
{{L|''[Krabs and Planky fall off and into the ocean. Anchovies are grabbing onto the wreckage.]''}} | {{L|''[Capn' A. Krabs and Planky fall off and into the ocean. Anchovies are grabbing onto the wreckage.]''}} | ||
{{L|Anchovies|''[meeping]''}} | {{L|Anchovies|''[meeping]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Dopey Dick circles the wreckage. Krabs notices something and gasps. When Dopey surfaces, Krabs and Planky are tied to him.]''}} | {{L|''[Dopey Dick circles the wreckage. Capn' A. Krabs notices something and gasps. When Dopey surfaces, Capn' A. Krabs and Planky are tied to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Planky|Cut me loose, you Dopey dunce! ''[squawks]''}} | {{L|Planky|Cut me loose, you Dopey dunce! ''[squawks]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|For hate's sake, we spit our last breath at thee! ''[they spit, but it flies back in their faces]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|For hate's sake, we spit our last breath at thee! ''[they spit, but it flies back in their faces]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|''[panting]'' Captain Sponge-Hab, I don't wanna work here anymore!}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[panting]'' Captain Sponge-Hab, I don't wanna work here anymore!}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab and Pat-Buck|''[laughing]'' Woo-hoo!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab and Pat-Buck|''[laughing]'' Woo-hoo!}} | ||
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{{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' And that's how I became the sole survivor of the hunt for Dopey Dick.}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' And that's how I became the sole survivor of the hunt for Dopey Dick.}} | ||
{{L|''[Fade to him in the Jelly Squirt Inn. Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and the inn patrons laugh at him.]''}} | {{L|''[Fade to him in the Jelly Squirt Inn. Sponge-Hab, Pat-Buck, and the inn patrons laugh at him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|You weren't the sole survivor! We were all there! ''[he and Planky laugh]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|You weren't the sole survivor! We were all there! ''[he and Planky laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|It's my story! I'm the hero! And I can end it any way I want! ''[storms out]''}} | {{L|Fishmael|It's my story! I'm the hero! And I can end it any way I want! ''[storms out]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs, Planky, and inn patrons|Aww, Fishmael! ''[laughing]''}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs, Planky, and inn patrons|Aww, Fishmael! ''[laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[puts glasses on counter]'' You're all buying another round of jelly juice!}} | {{L|Capn' A. Krabs|''[puts glasses on counter]'' You're all buying another round of jelly juice!}} | ||
{{L|''[Everyone cheers and laughs. Dopey Dick is behind a counter. He sprays jelly from his tentacles.]''}} | {{L|''[Everyone cheers and laughs. Dopey Dick is behind a counter. He sprays jelly from his tentacles.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sponge-Hab|Yay! Yay! Yay!}} | {{L|Sponge-Hab|Yay! Yay! Yay!}} | ||
{{L|Anchovies|Meep, meep, meep!}} | {{L|Anchovies|Meep, meep, meep!}} | ||
{{L|''[The jelly pushes over an anchovies, Sponge-Hab and Pat-Buck, some anchovies, Krabs, and Planky. Fishmael is outside the inn.]''}} | {{L|''[The jelly pushes over an anchovies, Sponge-Hab and Pat-Buck, some anchovies, Capn' A. Krabs, and Planky. Fishmael is outside the inn.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|Those scurvy swine wouldn't know a good story if it bit them on the-- ''[screams and gets washed away by a stream of jelly]''}} | {{L|Fishmael|Those scurvy swine wouldn't know a good story if it bit them on the-- ''[screams and gets washed away by a stream of jelly]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Dopey Dick's arm closes the book, creating a splat of jelly.]''}} | {{L|''[Dopey Dick's arm closes the book, creating a splat of jelly.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' The end.}} | {{L|Fishmael|''[narrating]'' The end.}} | ||
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