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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Ooh! You mean Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. He requires, ''privacy'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? No!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle might become a 'permanent injury.'}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle might become a 'permanent injury.'}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help. The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}} | {{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... Dollar.}} | {{L|OWS Manager|''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... Dollar.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' No! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape and the TV from the surveillance. Squidward is seen walking towards the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it. The chain immediately breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns. Mr. Krabs gasps, then turns to Squidward furiously.]'' You... f-f-f-f-f-faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape and the TV from the surveillance. Squidward is seen walking towards the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it. The chain immediately breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns. Mr. Krabs gasps, then turns to Squidward furiously.]'' You... f-f-f-f-f-faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
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