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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}}
{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}}
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}}
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened?}}
{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}}
{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}}
{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help. The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and laid for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[cries and then, flashback ends]'' And the worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and laid for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[cries and then, flashback ends]'' And the worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and laid for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[cries and then, flashback ends]'' And the worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}}

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