Accidents Will Happen/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Ooh! You mean Squidward.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. ''[yells]'' Where is he?!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. He requires, ''privacy'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}}
 {{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}}
-{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your...? ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}}
+{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your...... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
 {{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened?}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins. Scene cuts to Squidward at the register, cleaning it]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; ''[Flashback Squidward sees Frankie Billy about to eat a Krabby Patty with 10 bun seeds]'' a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. ''[Flashback Squidward stands in a heroic pose]'' I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}}
-{{L|Flashback Squidward|I must replace it with a proper bun!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}}
-{{L|Squidward|...I said. I dashed into action.}}
+{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}}
-{{L|Flashback Squidward|''[takes the patty from Frankie Billy]'' Excuse me, sir.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and laid for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[cries and then, flashback ends]'' And the worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
-{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual. ''[Flashback Squidward goes into the back room]''}}
+{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. ''[Flashback Squidward reaches for a bun]'' Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek. ''[the chain on the bun shelf creeks]'' And that's when the chain snapped... ''[the shelf's chain snaps]'' and then, slam! ''[the shelf collapses and hits Flashback Squidward]'' My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. ''[Flashback Squidward falls over]'' Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and laid for nearly six hours, crying softly for help.}}
-{{L|Flashback Squidward|''[crying. Flashback ends]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|And the worst part, though, is.... is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
-{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm... I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}}
 {{L|OWS Manager|''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... Dollar.}}