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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. He requires, ''privacy'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. He requires, ''privacy'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[bursts into tears again]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle! ''[lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | {{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Injured? On the job?! Oh no! That would mean...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Injured? On the job?! Oh no! That would mean...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs.''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with "OWS" written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidelines. Let's see, it says here...blah blah blah blah, accident... blah blah blah blah, owner negligence... blah blah blah blah, substantial fines.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with "OWS" written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidelines. Let's see, it says here...blah blah blah blah, accident... blah blah blah blah, owner negligence... blah blah blah blah, substantial fines.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[turns back to Squidward, laughing nervously]'' You know, Squidward... uh... I can't really let the OWS hear about this, you know. ''[laughs nervously. Squidward smirks]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Really? Maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Really? Maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid! ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[runs over to Squidward, now wearing a hospital hat and jacket and a stethoscope]'' for I am certified.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I said, "fluff it."}} | {{L|Squidward|I said, "fluff it."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' Fluff my pillow, I'll fluff your pillow. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' Fluff my pillow, I'll fluff your pillow. ''[angrily fluffs the pillow for Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[Mr. Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your...... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your...... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Mr. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in sorrow.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs gets pampered. Mr. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in sorrow.]''}} | ||
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