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{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}} | {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...? ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash- | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, excuse for a cash-- Ooh! You mean Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[bursts into tears again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[bursts into tears again]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me and I twisted my ankle! ''[lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | {{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Injured? On the job? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Injured? On the job? Oh, no! That would mean...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with "OWS" written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidelines. Let's see, it says here...blah blah | {{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with "OWS" written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidelines. Let's see, it says here... Blah. blah, blah, blah, accident... Blah, blah, blah, blah, owner negligence... Blah, blah, blah, blah, substantial fines.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[turns back to Squidward, laughing nervously]'' You know, Squidward... uh... I can't really let the OWS hear about this, you know. ''[laughs nervously. Squidward smirks]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[turns back to Squidward, laughing nervously]'' You know, Squidward... uh... I can't really let the OWS hear about this, you know. ''[laughs nervously. Squidward smirks]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Really? Maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Really? Maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid! ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid! ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[runs over to Squidward, now wearing a hospital hat and jacket and a stethoscope]'' for I am certified.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[runs over to Squidward, now wearing a hospital hat and jacket and a stethoscope]'' for I am certified.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no, no, no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}} | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS! I'll do anything, anything at all ya ask!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your | {{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Mr. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' No! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' No! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape and the TV from the surveillance. Squidward is seen walking towards the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it. The chain immediately breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns. Mr. Krabs gasps, then turns to Squidward furiously.]'' You... | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape and the TV from the surveillance. Squidward is seen walking towards the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it. The chain immediately breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns. Mr. Krabs gasps, then turns to Squidward furiously.]'' You... faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[growls]'' I'm gonna make you pay.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs gets pampered. Mr. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps after seeing the barnacles on Mr. Krabs' back. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in disgust and sorrow.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs gets pampered. Mr. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps after seeing the barnacles on Mr. Krabs' back. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in disgust and sorrow.]''}} | ||
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