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{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}} | {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...? ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...? ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? Where's the dude in the boat?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhose is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, excuse for a cash-- Ooh! You mean Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, excuse for a cash-- Ooh! You mean Squidward.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I said, "fluff it."}} | {{L|Squidward|I said, "fluff it."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' Fluff my pillow, I'll fluff | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' Fluff my pillow, I'll fluff him. ''[angrily fluffs the pillow for Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Fine. ''[he walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, Krabsy!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles, irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? No!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? No!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle | {{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury.'}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[sits up]'' Pudding?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[sits up]'' Pudding?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We must be missing something. Patrick, we're | {{L|SpongeBob|We must be missing something. Patrick, we're gonna need help even more expert than you. ''[cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Steve|Um, hello? Anybody here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Steve|Anybody at all? Huh, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Steve's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Steve|Um, aren't you gonna wash your... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Steve's mouth; Steve groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Mr. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's going to be a long, slow recovery. Mm-hmm. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|Office Workers Safety Department. I'm here to investigate the accident.}} | {{L|OWS Manager|Office Workers Safety Department. I'm here to investigate the accident.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sitting up]'' Oh, yes!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sitting up]'' Oh, yes!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, after all I've done for you, you | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, after all I've done for you, you called the OWS?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call them, Mr. Krabs, we did. I needed help investigating the accident. Right, buddy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call them, Mr. Krabs, we did. I needed help investigating the accident. Right, buddy?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened?}} | {{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can | {{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can relive the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' ''[flashback begins]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Steve|What a diligent and charming individual.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight | {{L|Squidward|That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creak. And that's when the chain snapped... and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[cries and then, flashback ends]'' The worst part, though, is... is that I never got that kind gentleman his new bun. ''[sniffles]''}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}} | {{L|OWS Manager|Hmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}} | ||
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