All Out of Idea Bricks/transcript

Patrick: [comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]

[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]

Patrick: This is my dad!

[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, who licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]

Patrick: This is my mom!

[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]

Patrick: This is my sister! [Squidina inks and gets surrounded by the ink cloud and runs away] She's shy.

[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]

Patrick: This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...

[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby]

Patrick: This is my show! [Patrick pushes the logo.] [Groans] Ooh. And what a show it is! [The tittle card shows with Patrick in the O] Oh. We got bits on bits. [Pops on a circle of a clown's face] We got more jokes than your eye sockets can handle. [Honks a horn on the other circle]. [Pops on a circle of a painting of squid attacking a pirate ship] And we've got... terror! [Lighting strikes, Patrick giggles] Just kidding. [Lawines cheer] For our first bit, we just need an idea. And where do ideas come from? Well, idea bricks, of course. [Pulls a rope and an idea brick comes out of a machine down the ramp and onto Patrick's head. While unicycles float around his head] An idea. Unicycle Juggling! [He rides a unicycle while juggling other unicycles].

Lawnies:Ooh.

[Patrick Muttering happily]

Patrick: Time for another idea. [Buzzer blazes when Patrick pulls a rope and an idea brick hits it head and a cuckoo clock appears with an idea bulb replacing the bird] Ice sculpting! [Snowflake transition to Patrick tearing down an ice sculpture of himself with a chainsaw on a unicycle. The ice sculpture head lands on Patrick's head. The buzzer blazes again when Patrick pulls a rope and a brick lands on his head. A moo sound is heard.] Cow milking!

[Patrick puts on a scottish outfit and plays the cow's utter like bagpipes as milk squirts into a bucket. The cow moos angrily and kicks Patrick. The lawnies cheer. Timmy comes in with a bag of popcorn and a drink.]

Squidina: Wow! Six Lawnies? We're doing numbers. Keep those ideas coming, Patrick.

[Patrick pulls the rope. A bell dings weakly]

Patrick: Huh? [The Machine coughs. Patrick grunts.] How about a disappearing trick? [Patrick hides behind a yellow sheet and sneaks off muttering neverosly.]

Squdina: Where's the next segment?

Patrick: We're all out of idea bricks!

Squidina: We're... [Yells into the microphone] Whaaaat? We need that brain of yours to get an idea, pronto.

Patrick: Maybe we got brick-shaped props that can help. [Hits a concrete brick to his face]. No. [Hits a radio to his face.] Still nothing. [Hits SpongeBob to his face]

Spongebob: Sorry about that.

(Patrick throws Spongebob and groans nervously)

Squidina: We'll just have to make our won idea brick. But first... Patrick will be right back. [Chuckles nervously] I-in the meantime, please welcome, uh... Mr. Cymbals. [Chuckles neverously, Mr Cymbals plays his cymbals. The Lawnies cheer. Cymbals transition to Patrick and Squidina reading books.] According to this recipe book, The main ingredient in bricks is sand.

Patrick: Oh, Oh, Oh. I think i have at least a foot of sand in my ear. (Patrick's ear drops out literally sand that turns into a shape of a foot.)

Squidina: Now for the ideas part.

(Squidina stretches her right arm to get the book from Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con out of the bathroom].

Cecil: Hey- I was reading that to Tinkle.

[The Book roars. Squidina cuts the book into pieces. The book whimpers. Squidina puts the book into the bowl. Patrick puts the sand foot into the bowl. Squidina user the mixer to mix them together. Squidina puts it in the oven. Flame transition to a snail timer dinging.]

Squidina: The brick is ready. [Smoke transition to patrick revealing an ugly brick.] I think we cooked it too long. It looks bad. [Malevolent laughter is heard] We should probably throw this one...

Patrick: At my head. [Puts on a target helmet]

Squidina: Eh. [She pulls out a cannon and puts the brick in. The cannon shoots the brick into Patrick's head and crashes through the walls. Patrick groans. he falls down along the star shaped pieces of the walls.] Any ideas?

[Patrick comes out with a devil costume]

:Patrick: I've got an idea, all right. A bad idea.

[The lawnies still cheering at Mr. Cymbals.]

Squidina: Wait. What's your bad... [Grunts] idea?

Patrick: Just watch. [Giggly sinisterly] Hey, Tiny, I thought you had to have muscles to wear a muscle shirt.

[The greaser gets angry and then whimpers.]

Greaser fish: Gamma, he hurt my feelings. [Cries]

Mabel: Aw, Gammy will fix it hon.

Patrick: [Chuckle maliciously] and as for you. [Mabel hits Patrick with her purse. Patrick groans] That was a bad idea.

Squidina: Ah, let's go see if we can fix that brick machine.

[Mr. Cymbals still playing making the lawnies cheer].

Patrick: We just need one more idea brick! [A brick comes out. Patrick gasps] Like that one! [The brick comes to life and goes into the machine].

Patrick and Squidina: Get it! [Patrick grunts. Squidna and Patrick goes into the machine and ends up in randomland.] Woah. [They both groan] Hm. Woah. Wow.

Patrick: [Reading the clouds in the sky with Squidina's voice] "Welcome to Randomland"? Ugh, this place is weird.

Squdina: [With Patrick's voice] How do you figure.

[They found out their bodies are switched]

Patrick and Squidina: Huh? [They get their bodies back]

Patrick: Now let's go find that brick.

Squidina: Patrick, you can't just run around randomly in Randomland. What does this sign say. [The words on the sign turned out to be bugs.] Of course. [The brick runs by]. Look, Patrick, it's the brick. After him.

[Patrick and Squdina chase the brick around the sign then split up. The brick hides under the drawer.]

Patrick;: Hey! Anyone here seen a brick?

Brick 1: no, but maybe my roommate has.

Brick 2: Are you looking for a brick.

Patrick: Ah, yeah.

Brick 2: I heard about bricks once.

Brick 3: Uh, are you guys talking bout bricks in here?

Bricks: Brick, brick, brick... [continues saying it]

Patrick: There's something weird going on here. But I can't figure out what.

(Squidina comes into a house and pulls it's nose.)

Squidina: Hello. Have you seen a walking brick around here?

House: Ooh! Is it rectangular?

Squidina: Yes.

House: Red?

Squidina: Yes.

House: And full of ideas?

Squidina: Yes! Have you seen it?.

House:no.

[The house laughs and blasts off. the pathway kicks Squidina making her scream. Later Squidina sits down as Patrick plays with a bug].

Patrick: This place is so much fun.

Squidina: Yeah, but we still haven't found that idea brick. We need some new ideas, like--

[A loud clank was heard]

Chimney top 1: Edible shoes!

[The brick hits the other chimney top]

Chimney top 2: with a side of inedible socks!

[The brick hits a bird]

Bird: Musical paint!

[The brick lands on Patrick's hard hat]

PatrickFound You! [Squidina catches the brick with a jellyfish net but gets away.] Nothing but net. [Laughs. The brick go into the library.] The "li-bary". [A horn sushes]. Sorry. (quiet voice) The "li-bary". (Patrick and Squidina tip toe inside. Bird books fly away.) Here, brick, bricky, brick.

(Patrick and Squidina gasps. A bird was seen with bricks gathering around it)

Patrick and Squidina: Idea bricks have mothers?

Patrick: What's she doing?

[The bird sees a creature reading a book and eats the book)]

Squidina: She's consuming knowledge.

[A whistle blows and bricks come out of the bird's back.]

Patrick: And laying idea bricks! So that's where idea bricks come from.

Squidina: If we nab that bird, we'll never run out of idea bricks again. Come on! [Patrick and Squidina mutter excittedly as the get to the bird. They stop for a second to see the bird chasing another creature. They slide on the slide backwards and jump on the books. The bird squawks] Oaky, we got to get this bird home. Lucky, i came up with a great idea. we glue a bunch of books together as bait for the bird and then we... [The bird eats the books] That's okay 'cause I got a real sneaky plan. [The bird eats Squdina's thoughts. She screams.] She can eat through thoughts too? How do you kidnap a giant bird if you can't even think about?

Patrick: Don't worry, Squidina, I've got an idea!

Squidina: Uh I don't know, Pat...

Patrick: Okay, here it goes. uh... [He thinks of squabbles. The bird eats his thoughts but coughs them out. Patrick thinks agains, the bird eats the squabbles in his thoughts and coughs them out again.] Almost there. [He thinks about a gas meter. The bird eats his thoughts and fuses. The bird drops.] Huh?

Squidina: Your lock of coherent ideas starved the bird of nutrients. Good job, Patrick.

Patrick: Ha, thanks. I couldn't have done it without me. [Patrick and Squidina get on the bird] Now let's fly home. [Squidina pulls Patrick's back like a putter and Patrick flaps his arms as they fly back home. Back at home, the lawnies watched in aw as Mr. Cymbals does a shakespherian poet]

Mr. Cymbals: Alas, poor Yorick. I know him, Horatio.

[The bird, Patrick and Squdina crash lands through the top of the tv.]

Squidina: Now back to the show!

[Patrick screams as he falls off the bird and lands on Mr. Cymbals.]

Patrick: And we're back! [throws away the skull. The lawnies groan] We got new and improved ideas. Ready? Three, two...

[Pulls down the rope, the idea machine tumbles down. The bird eats a book. It squawks and flies away]

Timmy: [A brick lands on his head] Friends...

Ryan: [A brick lands on his head] Romans...

Incindetal 163: [A brick lands on his head] Countrymen...

Incidental 166: [A brick lands on his head] Lend me your ears.

Patrick: Hey, Idea Bird, those are my ideas!

(Patrick chases the bird like a dog)

Incindental 82: [A brick lands on his head] Mobile toilets.

Norton: [A brick lands on his head] Quantum clowning.

Patrick: Come back with my ideas!

Grandpat: I got an idea. The end.