Arbor Day Disarray/transcript

File:Wiki.png	Spoiler alert! Warning! This article contains spoilers of an episode that has recently aired in the United States. Do not continue reading if you wish not to be spoiled.

File:Whelk Attack 094.png	"Spon... Spo... Spo...!" This SpongeBob SquarePants episode transcript is incomplete. You can help Encyclopedia SpongeBobia by adding new content to the page.

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Arbor Day Disarray" from season 13, which aired on June 27, 2023.

• [The episode opens with a shot of Sandy's treedome as everyone eats pancakes, Sandy with a fork puts pancakes on SpongeBob's plate, then SpongeBob adds syrup to his pancakes and he eats them.]
• SpongeBob: These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?
• Sandy: That's maple syrup, It's kinda like jelly that comes from trees.
• [Patrick eats some pancakes before saying.]
• Patrick: Tree jelly? Gross. [camera widens to a jellyfish between Patrick and Squidward] I prefer mine on tap. [extracts jelly from the jellyfish's tentacle on his pancakes]
• [The jellyfish then stings Squidward painfully and flies away.]
• Sandy: Welcome to Bikini Bottom's very first Arbor Day celebration.
• Patrick: Barbor day?
• SpongeBob: [comes out his hair and beard] Well, I can use a trim.
• Mr. Krabs: I think she said Harbor day, to celebrate old navy swabs like meself.
• Sandy: It’s Arrr-bor day, It's a day to celebrate the joy of trees.
• SpongeBob: [walks upfront to Sandy] But Sandy, you've got the only tree in town.
• Sandy: Correction, I used to have the only tree because today your all gonna grow your own trees.
• [Sandy give more trees to everyone at the party.]
• Squidward: Trees don't grow under water.
• Sandy: Oh, these little fellas will. [hits her table] I used the power of science to make special acorns that will grow into saltwater trees.
• [One acorn goes into SpongeBob's tree.]
• SpongeBob: Ohhh, Awww!!!! Hello little tree.
• [One acorn goes to Mr. Krabs tree.]
• Mr. Krabs: Wooo! Look at that!
• [One acorn goes to Mrs. Puff's tree.]
• [Mrs. Puff giggles at her tree coming alive.]
• [One acorn goes into Squidward's tree.]
• [Squidward also goes in awe about his tree growing.]
• [Patrick throws his tree away and just eats the science acorn but makes a tree from eating it.]
• Sandy: You don't need to chew it, you little stick! [puts Patrick's tree back to normal] [coughs for a bit] To keep your tree healthy all you need to do is give it lots of fertilizer.
• [Patrick farts out bubbles before saying.]
• Patrick: Not a problem.
• Sandy: One more thing, to grow a happy well-rounded tree, you need to talk to them.
• SpongeBob: Hi, I'm SpongeBob.
• Mr. Krabs: Hey, there little fella.
• Patrick: Testing! Testing! Testing!
• [The episode then fades into Mrs. Puff putting a seatbelt on her tree.]
• Mrs. Puff: I love talking to someone who knows how to keep a secret. [giggles] I can finally tell someone what really happened when I pulled that job in Shell City.
• Mr. Krabs: This Arbor Day anarchy is all her fault!
• Mrs. Puff: Those trees are ruining everything!
• Mrs. Puff: [screams] I gotta go!
• Squidward: Hey, they are made out of wood. I say we burn them!
• Everyone: Burn them!
• SpongeBob: Squidward, that's not the spirit of Arbor Day!
• Sandy: Everyone, calm down! I got a plan.
• [An explosion happens as a saltwater tree runs past.]