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{{L|''[commercial starts]''}} | {{L|''[commercial starts]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem}} | {{L|Pearl|Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem}} | ||
{{L|Squidward ''[Jen]''|What's your problem, Amy?}} | {{L|Squidward ''[Jen]'' |What's your problem, Amy?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl ''[Amy]''|I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | {{L|Pearl ''[Amy]'' |I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl ''[Amy]''|Who's there?}} | {{L|Pearl ''[Amy]'' |Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward ''[Jen]''|Where's that coming from?}} | {{L|Squidward ''[Jen]'' |Where's that coming from?}} | ||
{{L|''[Purple smoke appears]''}} | {{L|''[Purple smoke appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to...''[gets hit with mop]''...OW! ''[finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to... ''[gets hit with mop]'' ...OW! ''[finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Solo record!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Solo record!}} | ||
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make a successor do twice the work, and...''[knock on door]''...eh, come in.''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make a successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, ok. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, ok. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}} | ||
{{L|All|We want patties!}} | {{L|All|We want patties!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]''] | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[ ''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]'' ]''[All]'' Boo! ''[SpongeBob]'' No!!!!!!!! ''[ ''[talking in his head]'' ]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on. Wasted. ''[ ''[patties land on the grill]'' ]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | {{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}} | ||
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