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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving. ''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay. ''[the clown smiles and a horn honks]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay. ''[the clown smiles and a horn honks]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speaking of which, where is the little barnacle?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speaking of which, where is the little barnacle?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}} | ||
{{L|Nat Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | {{L|Nat Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | {{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}} | ||
{{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | {{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. ''[limbos under the mop]'' And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to... ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | ||
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{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. ''[both close bathroom doors]''}} | {{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. ''[both close bathroom doors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}} | ||
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[does back to writing notice]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers]''}} | |||
{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}} | {{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}} | ||
{{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | {{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | ||
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