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{{L|''[Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've | {{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin’ our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin’ with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin’ the whole thing. He's... ya know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin’ through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin’ on?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin’ is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This is all necessary.}} | {{L|Squidward|This is all necessary.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.}} | {{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A second Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A second Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy. ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, '''''everyone''''' needs an '''''understudy.''''' ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The clown smiles and a horn honks.]''}} | {{L|''[The clown smiles and a horn honks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin’ about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin’ of which, where is the little barnacle?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin’, lad?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}} | {{L|Squidward|But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[SpongeBob is still smiling]'' Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[SpongeBob is still smiling]'' Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on a prime-time slot.}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|3:28 am.}} | {{L|French Narrator|[time card is shown] 3:28 am.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV shows a wild west show, then shows the KK commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV shows a wild west show, then shows the KK commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}} | {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}} | {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}} | ||
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{{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin’, appetizin’ food in the seven seas.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There I am, Gary! There I am!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill] There I am, Gary! There I am!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this] We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | {{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | ||
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{{L|Amy and Jen|''[thumbs up]''}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|''[thumbs up]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|"His hat is showing through the order window]'' Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}} | ||
{{L|All|♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}} | {{L|All|♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[The next morning, the rooster crows. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[The next morning, the rooster crows. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the | {{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin’, oldster.}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[Then a flashback shows that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}} | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[Then a flashback shows that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}} | ||
{{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}} | {{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to self]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[runs into Nat Peterson]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to self]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[runs into Nat Peterson]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Nat Peterson|Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Nat Peterson|Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, '''''SpongeBob.'''''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}} | ||
{{L|Nat Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | {{L|Nat Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch | {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glandy McPinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | ||
{{L|Lou|No. How was he?}} | {{L|Lou|No. How was he?}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm | {{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin’ you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. ''[both close stall doors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record!}} | ||
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}} | {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
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