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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin’ our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin’ with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin’ the whole thing. He's... ya know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin’ through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin’ the whole thing. He's... y’know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin’ through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin’ on?}}
-{{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Squidward|We're making the '''''commercial''''', Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin’ is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're '''''doin’''''' is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
-{{L|Squidward|This is all necessary.}}
+{{L|Squidward|This '''''is''''' all necessary.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A second Krusty Krab?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, '''''everyone''''' needs an '''''understudy.''''' ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’.}}
 {{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay.}}
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 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin’, appetizin’ food in the seven seas.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill] There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|"[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]" There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this] We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|"[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this]" We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
 {{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}}
 {{L|Jen|Me, too.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Amy and Jen|''[thumbs up]''}}
+{{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|"[His hat is showing through the order window]'' Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|"[His hat is showing through the order window]'" Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}}
-{{L|All|♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
+{{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
 {{L|''[commercial ends]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[The next morning, the rooster crows. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You're right! Wow, he recognized me.}}
 {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to self]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[runs into Nat Peterson]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[runs into Nat Peterson]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
 {{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, '''''SpongeBob.'''''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}}
 {{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. ''[limbos under the mop]'' And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. ''[limboes under the mop]'' And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}}
 {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glandy McPinkfish on Flounderman last night?}}
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 {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin’ on ya, Krabs Baby.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better '''''lay''''' is some patties on the '''''grill''''', Fry Boy.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin’ about?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm outta here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[does back to writing notice]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[goes back to writing notice]''}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers]''}}
 {{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}}
 {{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}}
 {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just gonna stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you gonna fill these peoples' orders?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not gonna wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}}
 {{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Enter-what?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Enter-'''''what?'''''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs a microphone]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|How you doing, folks?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|How you doin’, folks?}}
 {{L|All|Hungry!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down light's dimness]''}}
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 {{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they came here for?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you go back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they '''''came here for?!'''''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd booing]''}}
 {{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd. ''[juggling patties]''}}
 {{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab!}}
 {{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[slips on grease and patties flip in the air]''}}
 {{L|All|Boo!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[talking in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted. ''[patties land on the grill]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted. ''[patties land on the grill]''}}
 {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}}
 {{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[dotted lines form from his eyes to point to patty]'' They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill. I may be able to save this act, yet. Roll with it, SpongeBob. Roll with it. There's more where that came from, folks. ''[puts a whole ton of patties on the grill]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[dotted lines form from his eyes to point to patty]'' They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill. I may be able to save this act, yet. Roll with it, SpongeBob. Roll with it. There's more where that came from, folks. ''[puts a ton of patties on the grill]''}}
 {{L|All|Yay!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You like that?}}
 {{L|Bill|It's what we wanted all along.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' It seems to be working. But how do I follow it up? Buns! ''[speaking]'' It's a stretch, but we've all got to push the envelope, sometime. ''[brings the buns out of the sack]'' Okay, folks. How do you like this? ''[flips patties inside buns]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' It seems to be working. But how do I follow it up? Buns! ''[speaking]'' It's a stretch, but we've all gotta push the envelope, sometime. ''[shakes the buns out of the sack]'' Okay, folks. How do you like this? ''[flips patties inside buns]''}}
 {{L|All|Yeah!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.}}
-{{L|Customers|We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!}}
+{{L|Customers|We want onions! Cheese! Yay!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ready for the grand finale? ''[customers ready their trays as SpongeBob throws their Krabby Patties at their respective trays. Squidward is shown sleeping]''}}
 {{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties! ''[Squidward wakes up as Mr. Krabs exits his office]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling. ''[gives SpongeBob his hat back]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this. [Episode ends].}}
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