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{{L|''[Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs’ pet worm Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin’ our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin’ with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin’ our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin’ with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[at the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya. ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’.}}
{{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
{{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin’ about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin’ of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin’ about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin’ of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled, as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin’, lad?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin’, lad?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could '''''help''''' by burying myself!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on a prime-time slot.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on a prime-time slot.}}
{{L|French Narrator|[Time Card]: 3:28 am.}}
{{L|French Narrator|''[Time Card]'': 3:28 am.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV displays a wild west show, then shows the KK commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV displays a wild west show, then shows the KK commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}}
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}}
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen]''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}}
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's that coming from?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's '''''that''''' coming from?}}
{{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.}}
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin’, appetizin’ food in the seven seas.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin’, appetizin’ food in the seven seas.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|"[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]" There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]'' There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|"[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this]" We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this]'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Jen|Me, too.}}
{{L|Jen|Me, too.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
{{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|"[His hat is showing through the order window]'" Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[His hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he’s holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}}
{{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
{{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
{{L|''[commercial ends]''}}
{{L|''[commercial ends]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[The next morning, the rooster crows. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[cut to the clam rooster crowing. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin’, oldster.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin’, oldster.}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[Then a flashback shows that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[cut to flashback showing that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}}
{{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}}
{{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You did?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You did?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're right! Wow, he recognized me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right! Wow, he recognized me.}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.}}
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[runs into Nat Peterson]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[bumps into Nat Peterson]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, '''''SpongeBob.'''''}}
{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, '''''SpongeBob.'''''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing ya know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
{{L|Nat Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}}
{{L|Nat Peterson| ''[waving his flipper up and down in front of his face]'' Really? I don't smell anything.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way, kid!}}
{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}}
{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}}
{{L|Fred|To my tail fin. I'll get it myself. [gets up and walks away]}}
{{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my '''''tail fin.''''' I'll get it myself. [gets up and walks away]}}
{{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}}
{{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}}
{{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}}
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{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin’ on ya, Krabs Baby.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin’ on ya, Krabs baby.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better '''''lay''''' is some patties on the '''''grill''''', Fry Boy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better '''''lay''''' is some patties on the '''''grill''''', Fry Boy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
{{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}}
{{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪''[light turns back on; all yelling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill’s sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪''[light turns back on; all yelling]''}}
{{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
{{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}

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