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 {{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin’ on?}}
-{{L|Squidward|We're making the '''''commercial''''', Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're '''''doin’''''' is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin’ is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
-{{L|Squidward|This '''''is''''' all necessary.}}
+{{L|Squidward|This ''is'' all necessary.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, well, then how do you explain that? ''[Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs]'' A second Krusty Krab?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, '''''everyone''''' needs an '''''understudy.''''' ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy. ''[showing Mr. Krabs' double]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need ''him?'' ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[whispers]'' This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya! ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired! Go on! Scram! Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’.}}
 {{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled, as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin’, lad?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could '''''help''''' by burying myself!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me?! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[stammers]'' But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[SpongeBob is still smiling]'' Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Tonight?!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on a prime-time slot.}}
-{{L|French Narrator|''[Time Card]'': 3:28 am.}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[reading timecard]'': 3:28 am.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV displays a wild west show, then shows the KK commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's almost on, Gary. ''[Gary yawns]'' Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. ''[the TV displays a wild west show, then shows the Krusty Krab commercial]'' Look, Gary! It's on! ''[the commercial starts]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}}
-{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this ''money'' and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's '''''that''''' coming from?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's that coming from?}}
 {{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs]''}}
-{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!}}
 {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab]''}}
 {{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}}
-{{L|Amy|Did you say Krusty Krab?}}
+{{L|Amy|Did you say "Krusty Krab?"}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous Krabby Patty!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speakphone appears all of a sudden]'' That's right! Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!}}
 {{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}}
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 {{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[His hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he’s holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[His hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he’s holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?}}
 {{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
 {{L|''[commercial ends]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin’, oldster.}}
 {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[cut to flashback showing that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}}
-{{L|Announcer|New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.}}
+{{L|Announcer|New Bran Flakes. Bold new taste. Bran Flakes. ''[screen fades back to Spongebob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You did?}}
 {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Yeah. You were on a commercial.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[bumps into Nat Peterson]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
-{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, '''''SpongeBob.'''''}}
+{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh... SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing ya know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
 {{L|Nat Peterson| ''[waving his flipper up and down in front of his face]'' Really? I don't smell anything.}}
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 {{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask from across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}}
-{{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my '''''tail fin.''''' I'll get it myself. [gets up and walks away]}}
+{{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my tail fin. I'll get it myself. [gets up and walks away]}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}}
 {{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tailfin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tailfin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tail fin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tail fin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I am that guy on TV.}}
 {{L|Tyler|''[walking up to the condiment table with his friend]'' Hey, look!}}
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 {{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup. ''[squirts ketchup on his Krabby Patty]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. ''[limboes under the mop]'' And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy! Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}}
 {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glandy McPinkfish on Flounderman last night?}}
 {{L|Lou|No. How was he?}}
-{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin’ you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. ''[both close stall doors]''}}
+{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin’ you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record...}}
-{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin’ on ya, Krabs baby.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better '''''lay''''' is some patties on the '''''grill''''', Fry Boy.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin’ about?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get ''right'' back to work.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm outta here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[goes back to writing notice]''}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers]''}}
-{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}}
+{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you!}}
 {{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}}
 {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Enter-'''''what?!'''''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Enter-what?!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How you doin’, folks?}}
 {{L|All|Hungry!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down light's dimness]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down the lights]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
 {{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill’s sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪''[light turns back on; all yelling]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill’s sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[The lights turns back on and they start complaining]''}}
 {{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
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 {{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd. ''[juggling patties]''}}
-{{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?}}
+{{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab! ''[rimshot]''}}
 {{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[slips on grease and patties flip in the air]''}}
 {{L|''[In slow motion, cut between SpongeBob slipping, the patties flying, and the crowd booing at the ordering window; the same sequence is shown again before SpongeBob is shown.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooooooo!!!!! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screaming]'' No! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.}}
 {{L|''[The patties land on the grill; normal speed resumes as the crowd smiles]''}}
 {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}}
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 {{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties! ''[Squidward wakes up as Mr. Krabs exits his office]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling. ''[gives SpongeBob his hat back]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this. ''[Screen quickly fades to black, ending the episode,]''}}
-{{L|''[Screen cuts to black, ending episode]''}}
+{{L|}}
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