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-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs’ pet worm Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' pet worm Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin’ our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin’ with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. ''[pulls Mr. Doodles away, choking him briefly]'' We haven't got all day. We've gotta get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shootin' our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarmin' with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin’ the whole thing. He's... y’know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin’ through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizin' the whole thing. He's... y'know... artsy. ''[sees something he does not like]'' What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Comin' through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[descending]'' What?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin’ on?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is goin' on?}}
 {{L|Squidward|We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin’ is throwin’ away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What you're doin' is throwin' away me money! I told you to rent, only what is absolutely necessary.}}
 {{L|Squidward|This ''is'' all necessary.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well what's all this useless junk? ''[the junk is shown]''}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need ''him?'' ''[pointing to a clown]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[whispers]'' This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya! ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired! Go on! Scram! Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin’.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to the commercial crew]'' All right, get lost, all of ya! ''[everyone leaves angrily]'' You're fired! Go on! Scram! Get outta here, ya moochers. That's right, keep movin'.}}
 {{L|Incidental|You know what? You know what? Yeah.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stops the clown from leaving]'' Except you. You stay.}}
 {{L|''[The clown smiles and a horn honks.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin’ about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin’ of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talkin' about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speakin' of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled, as his nose pokes from underground]'' I'm down here, sir.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin’, lad?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you doin', lad?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward said I could help by burying myself!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin’ and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quit foolin' and come on out. ''[pulls SpongeBob out]'' I need you to be in the commercial!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me?! ''[we see a background of him smiling ecstatically]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[stammers]'' But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}}
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 {{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin’, appetizin’ food in the seven seas.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin', appetizin' food in the seven seas.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]'' There I am, Gary! There I am!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[the ingredients appear on the bun as he says this]'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}}
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 {{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[His hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he’s holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[His hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he's holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?}}
 {{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[cut to the clam rooster crowing. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}}
 {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin’, oldster.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Top of the mornin', oldster.}}
 {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! I saw you on TV last night. ''[cut to flashback showing that Old Man Jenkins was actually watching a bran flakes commercial and saw the yellow box]''}}
 {{L|Announcer|New Bran Flakes. Bold new taste. Bran Flakes. ''[screen fades back to Spongebob]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[talking to himself]'' "Weren't you that guy on TV?" Yes! I am that guy. ''[laughs]'' How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... ''[bumps into Nat Peterson]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}}
-{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob’s nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh... SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|Nat Peterson|''[reading SpongeBob's nametag]'' Oh, that's quite all right, uhh... SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing ya know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps as Nat opens the door to enter the restaurant]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
 {{L|Nat Peterson| ''[waving his flipper up and down in front of his face]'' Really? I don't smell anything.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Jet pilot.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy! Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin’ so predictable!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now I need you to... ''[SpongeBob spins the mop like an airplane propeller and hits him]'' ...Ow! ''[his claw breaks]'' Alright, boy! Get in there and scrub the head and stop actin' so predictable!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. Stay beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}}
 {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glandy McPinkfish on Flounderman last night?}}
 {{L|Lou|No. How was he?}}
-{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin’ you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}}
+{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin' you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record...}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where he's writing a resignation notice]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin’ on ya, Krabs baby.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin' on ya, Krabs baby.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin’ about?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin' about?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Enter-what?!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|How you doin’, folks?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|How you doin', folks?}}
 {{L|All|Hungry!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down the lights]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
 {{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill’s sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[The lights turns back on and they start complaining]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill's sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[The lights turns back on and they start complaining]''}}
 {{L|Bill|We're starving!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}