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 {{L|SpongeTom|''[whistles as he enters the kitchen, grabs a scoop, and begins making a taco by flipping ingredients into a shell; then he squirts hot sauce on it and a bell rings as the taco is finished]''}}
 {{L|''[The screen wipes to a clock that reads 3:20. A blue crab enters the kitchen.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|Hey there, SpongeTom. On account of it being your day off tomorrow, I thought I'd let you go home early!}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|Hey there, SpongeTom. On account of it being your day off tomorrow, I thought I'd let you go home early!}}
-{{L|SpongeTom|Thanks, Mr. Klaus. Ooh, my pet Barry sure is gonna appreciate getting his dinner early tonight. ''[he and Klaus laugh]''}}
+{{L|SpongeTom|Thanks, Mr. Claws. Ooh, my pet Barry sure is gonna appreciate getting his dinner early tonight. ''[he and Claws laugh]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|''[wipes tear]'' It's amusing because it's true.}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|''[wipes tear]'' It's amusing because it's true.}}
 {{L|SpongeTom|''[nodding]'' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.}}
 {{L|French narrator|''[as the scene changes to a bus driving in a foggy setting]'' Imagine, if you will, taking your usual bus ride home after a long day's work. ''[SpongeBob is seen on the bus, snoring]'' But you are so tired ''[the bus drives past SpongeBob's house]'' that you fall asleep and miss your stop, ''[SpongeBob begins to sleep on the person next to him; the French narrator is on the bus]'' and head straight for the Tidal Zone, where I can be tiny.}}
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 {{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|''[enters while whistling]'' What are you doing here, son?}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|''[enters while whistling]'' What are you doing here, son?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes expand to look at Mr. Klaus]'' Uh, why are you wearing a cook's apron?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes expand to look at Mr. Claws]'' Uh, why are you wearing a cook's apron?}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|Because I always cook the tacos on your day off! You know that!}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|Because I always cook the tacos on your day off! You know that!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Day... off? I've never taken a day off in my life.}}
 {{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}}
 {{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is Octward. And I'm a squid.}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}}
 {{L|Customer|Still bobbing, Tom!}}
-{{L|Mr. Klaus|Did SpongeTom seem a little strange to you today? His eyes were on his chest.}}
+{{L|Mr. Claws|Did SpongeTom seem a little strange to you today? His eyes were on his chest.}}
 {{L|Octward|Yeah, I didn't know where to look.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams and skids to a halt to look at the Yum Bucket, with a large line of customers]'' Huh? ''[rubs his eyes]'' Customers? At the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired. ''[cut to him exiting an Optometrist building with a new pair of glasses]'' There. That looks better. ''[his vision is blurry]'' Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait until I tell Patrick and Sandy what a strange morning I had. ''[sees who he assumes to be Patrick and Sandy sitting at a table and talking]'' Ooh, there they are now. ''[waving]'' Patrick! Sandy! ''[boats flip over and crash as he runs across the street]'' Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick! Boy, am I glad to see you guys. ''[takes some straws from a cup]'' Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick? ''[eats the straws]'' Mm, a little dry. ''[swallows]'' Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy? ''[drinks from the flower vase, chokes and bangs his fist on the table]'' Ooh, that is off. This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals Patrick and Sandy.}}