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{{EpisodeTr/93c}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. Blackjack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin Blackjack's out of prison!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. Blackjack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin Blackjack's out of prison!?}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, the cousin Blackjack. The same cousin Blackjack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. ''[flashback to SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, the cousin Blackjack. The same cousin Blackjack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of Blackjack's brutality]''}}
{{L|Blackjack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}}
{{L|Young Blackjack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why should we?}}
{{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}}
{{L|Blackjack|Because it'll show what a little man you are. ''[spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback]''}}
{{L|Young Blackjack|Because it'll show what a little man you are. ''[spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback. SpongeBob looks horrified from that experience]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
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{{L|Grandma|Oh, Blackjack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up.}}
{{L|Grandma|Oh, Blackjack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}}
{{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by Blackjack]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}}
{{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by Blackjack. He screams as his head bends and an identical head pops up from his mouth]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'N Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Cap'N Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need your help.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[hia face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'N Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Cap'N Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need your help.}}
{{L|Uncle|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand but tears his arm off in the process]''}}
{{L|Uncle|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand but tears his arm off in the process]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}}
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{{L|Uncle|Well, of course you can. ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
{{L|Uncle|Well, of course you can. ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
{{L|Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'N Blue]'' I am desperately searching for mommy and daddy!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'N Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!}}
{{L|Uncle|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
{{L|Uncle|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Cap'N Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Cap'N Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.}}

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