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Template:EpisodeTr/93c Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. [imagines Blackjack as a giant] {{L|Blackjack|Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. [laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more] Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. [Mr. SquarePants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs] Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

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 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. ''[imagines Blackjack as a giant]'' Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. ''[laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more]'' That brute has my parents. I gotta get over there. ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. ''[imagines Blackjack as a giant]''
+{{L|Blackjack|Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. ''[laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents. I gotta get over there. ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross?" Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face Blackjack, you've got to be as tough as nails. ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? Blackjack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? ''[imagines parents watching TV]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face Blackjack, you've got to be as tough as nails. ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? Blackjack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs]'' I got a new outfit for ya. ''[both parents are whimpering]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs]''
+{{L|Blackjack|I got a new outfit for ya. ''[both parents are whimpering]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm gonna do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's gonna get Grandma, too. I have to stop him. ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma! Where are you? Are you ok? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp. Oh, that animal. ''[cries]''}}
 {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}}
 {{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by Blackjack. He screams as his head bends and an identical head pops up from his mouth]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[hia face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'N Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Cap'N Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need your help.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[hia face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Captain Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Captain Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Captain Blue, I need your help.}}
-{{L|Uncle|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand but tears his arm off in the process]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}}
-{{L|Uncle|Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. ''[hands back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. ''[hands back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|346 minutes later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger.}}
-{{L|Uncle|''[turns off the mixer]'' What? You want to build a fence? ''[laughs]'' The boy came to work.}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|''[turns off the mixer]'' What? You want to build a fence? ''[laughs]'' The boy came to work.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, I came to try to find my...}}
-{{L|Uncle|''[shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in SpongeBob's face]'' And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. ''[drinks the smoothie out of the mixer]'' Ah. ''[SpongeBob builds a fence all the way around Uncle Cap'N Blue's property. over speaker]'' And how many candles you burning out there? Over. ''[indistinct speech and static]'' Do you copy? Over? ''[tries turning the knob]'' Copy? Do you copy?}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|''[shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in SpongeBob's face]'' And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. ''[drinks the smoothie out of the mixer]'' Ah. ''[SpongeBob builds a fence all the way around Uncle Captain Blue's property. over speaker]'' And how many candles you burning out there? Over. ''[indistinct speech and static]'' Do you copy? Over? ''[tries turning the knob]'' Copy? Do you copy?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Cap'N Blue, Uncle Cap'N Blue? Please help me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, Uncle Captain Blue? Please help me.}}
-{{L|Uncle|Well, of course you can. ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can. ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'N Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!}}
-{{L|Uncle|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Cap'N Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.}}
-{{L|Uncle|They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's why we have to rescue them now!}}
-{{L|Uncle|Whoa there, Little Bobby. No can do.}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Whoa, there, Little Bobby. No can do.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But, Uncle Captain Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you.}}
-{{L|Uncle|No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}}
-{{L|Uncle|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to Blackjack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Cap'N Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to Blackjack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock but is tapped on the shoulder by his Uncle in a thought cloud]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}}
-{{L|Uncle|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and Blackjack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and Blackjack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Cap'n Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Mrs. SquarePants screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Mrs. SquarePants screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Help me!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement. ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here.}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Party?}}
-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why yes. We're celebrating your Cousin Blackjack's release from prison.}}
+{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin Blackjack's release from prison.}}
 {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigator's fault.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|the only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill but they should be gone by now.}}
+{{L|Mr. SquarePants|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So you two aren't being tortured by Cousin Blackjack?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin Blackjack?}}
-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|No, SpongeBob, your Cousin Blackjack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}}
+{{L|Mr. SquarePants|No, SpongeBob, your cousin Blackjack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}}
 {{L|Blackjack|That's right, little man.}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, well here comes the man of the hour now. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}}