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{{EpisodeTranscript}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks, screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks, screaming]''}} | |||
{{L|Woman|Help!}} | {{L|Woman|Help!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, yah!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, yah!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is not!}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is too.}} | ||
{{L|Woman|''' | {{L|Woman|'''The train!'''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps next to her]'' Don't worry! I'm ready! ''[tears his shirt off]'' Bring it on! ''[right before the train hits him, his alarm wakes him up from his dream]'' Oh, good morning, Gare-bear.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps next to her]'' Don't worry! I'm ready! ''[tears his shirt off]'' Bring it on! ''[right before the train hits him, his alarm wakes him up from his dream]'' Oh, good morning, Gare-bear.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm... ''[thinking of Crazyfish]'' Jack M. Crazyfish. You've never seen anyone like this guy, Patrick. He was about 60 feet tall.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm... ''[thinking of Crazyfish]'' Jack M. Crazyfish. You've never seen anyone like this guy, Patrick. He was about 60 feet tall.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[quivering]'' Oh.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[quivering]'' Oh.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He was big and mean. Oh, but | {{L|SpongeBob|He was big and mean. Oh, but old SpongeBob here knows how to teach a lummox some manners.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What did you do?}} | {{L|Patrick|What did you do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Sandy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Sandy.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Whoa! ''[sea horse stops]'' Hot cat snake in a barn. Look at your eye. Land sakes. That's quite a shiner you got there. Well, don't you worry none. I know some natural remedies that'll...}} | {{L|Sandy|Whoa! ''[sea horse stops]'' Hot cat snake in a barn. Look at your eye. Land sakes. That's quite a shiner you got there. Well, don't you worry none. I know some natural remedies that'll...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Keep your natural remedies to yourself. Manly dudes like me don't need | {{L|SpongeBob|Keep your natural remedies to yourself. Manly dudes like me don't need them. I'll have you know that I got this black eye in a fight.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|A fight? Well, there's no shame in losing.}} | {{L|Sandy|A fight? Well, there's no shame in losing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Lose? Sandy, I taught the fish who tangled with me a lesson he shan't soon forget.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Lose? Sandy, I taught the fish who tangled with me a lesson he shan't soon forget.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's right. ''[SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. Clears his throat]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just | {{L|SpongeBob|Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just going to stop you right there, Squidward. Spare you the oxygen. We all know you weaker folk can't afford to waste it. ''[takes the microphone]'' All right, folks, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Tough guys don't like to repeat themselves. I'm talking to you, gramma! ''[old lady puts down the mustard]'' Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | {{L|Squidward|Not really.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, gramma?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, who said that?! Was it you, gramma?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}} | ||
{{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | {{L|Gramma|I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. ''[SpongeBob runs home]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Gary. ''[runs back with toothpaste and wrench]'' All right, look. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. But I couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. And I guess... I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. And I opened it up like this... ''[hits the toothpaste with the wrench]'' Then I was walking, like this. ''[walks over to the toothpaste top]'' And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. ''[slips on the top and hits himself in the eye with the wrench]'' So, I slipped on it and I landed right on my wrench, like this. And I gave myself a black eye, like this. ''[points to his left eye]'' Uh... like these. ''[points to both eyes being black]'' So you see? I made it all up so I could keep from looking stupid. Makes sense, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where | {{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way. ''[play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Noooooooo!}} | ||
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