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{{L|''[SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks, screaming.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks, screaming.]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Help!}} | {{L|Woman|Help!}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest. Goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]'' Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest. Goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]'' Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Go away, Gary. I'm busy... wallowing!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Go away, Gary. I'm busy... wallowing!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I did something so dumb to myself that even you would laugh uncontrollably at me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I did something so dumb to myself that even you would laugh uncontrollably at me.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[disagreeing]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[disagreeing]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You promise you won't laugh? ''[Gary nods]'' Okay, here goes. ''[lifts his head off the bed]'' Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste. ''[Gary restraints from snickering]'' Thanks for not laughing, Gare. I knew you'd... ''[Gary leaves through his pet door]'' Gare...? | {{L|SpongeBob|You promise you won't laugh? ''[Gary nods]'' Okay, here goes. ''[lifts his head off the bed]'' Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste. ''[Gary restraints from snickering]'' Thanks for not laughing, Gare. I knew you'd... ''[Gary leaves through his pet door]'' Gare...? ''[cut to SpongeBob leaving his house with pink sunglasses on. He looks around and sees no one around, so he walks out, but runs into Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob screams]'' Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob screams]'' Hey, cool glasses. Can I try them on... oh! ''[takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye]'' SpongeBob, your eye. It's all black and swollen. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? Did someone hit you? Where is he? Yeah, we'll settle this like men. We'll sue him.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. ''[thinking of the toothpaste]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, it's okay, Patrick. He... uh, he learned his lesson. ''[thinking of the toothpaste]''}} | ||
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