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Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. {{L|[Both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors] Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. [puffs out his chest] Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

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 {{L|SpongeBob|You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?!}}
 {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. ''[both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors]'' Hey, that's cheating!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting.
+{{L|''[Both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's cheating!}}
 {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|No, it's not.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is!}}
-{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|No, it's not.}}
+{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|No, it's not!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is!}}
 {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Is not!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I kept you up all night with my nocturnal outbursts? Again?}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest. Goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]'' Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, Tuesday night was the one with the 30-foot librarian. Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch-villain Jack M. Crazyfish. Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. ''[puffs out his chest]''
+{{L|SpongeBob goes to the bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get back into his bedroom and he opens a cabinet, rummaging through it, tossing away a sock, a wind-up eyeball toy, a baseball glove, one of his socks, a boot, and an 'I'M WITH STUPID' T-shirt. SpongeBob pulls out a red monkey wrench, and goes back to the bathroom and hits the wrench on the toothpaste, causing the top to ricochet off some things in the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, what a relief. For a second there, I thought I gave myself a black... ''[He accidentally slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench]'' ...eye. ''[Looks in the mirror at his black eye. Starts crying in bed which startles Gary, he comes up to bed]''}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Go away, Gary. I'm busy... wallowing!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache...}}
 {{L|Dale|Little green hat?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal, but that sounds like him all right. Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I kind of thought it was teal, but that sounds like him all right. ''[suspicious]'' Wait a second, how did you know he was wearing a green hat? ''[Jack M. Crazyfish enters through the front door; SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward gasp]'' He's... real...}}
 {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|I'm looking for SpongeBob Squ--}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up. I was just kidding about whomping you, right folks? You remember.}}
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 {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|Uh, not really. I'm here because I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. ''[cut to SpongeBob bringing a plate with a Krabby Patty with six patties on it to Crazyfish]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty with extra sauce, my lord. Served directly to your waiting ''[slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face]'' Head and neck area. Sir, please, I am so sorry.}}
-{{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way. ''[play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}}
+{{L|Jack M.Crazyfish|Where I'm from, sorry don't cut it. We settle things in a different kind of way.}}
+{{L|''[Both play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock, but changes it to scissors]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
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