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{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}}
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams. They drive into grandma]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams. They drive into grandma]''}}
{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg 'n Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab]''}}
{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg'N-Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab]''}}
{{L|Scientest 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
{{L|Scientist 2|How?}}
{{L|Scientist 2|How?}}
{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}}
{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Before we were, ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
{{L|Squidward|Before we were, ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, time’s up.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, time's up.}}
{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?}}
{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.}}

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