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{{L|SpongeBob|Breathing.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Breathing.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[half of his head flips open while he talks]'' Okay! ''[Squidward takes out his wallet]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. ''[Squidward gets up]'' Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says--}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. ''[Squidward gets up]'' Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says--}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|It's locked!}} | {{L|Squidward|It's locked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh?''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find?''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find? ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What?!}} | {{L|Squidward|What?!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally and then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | {{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst, Squidward, sit here. Here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst, Squidward, sit here. Here.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Um, excuse me, there doesn't seem to be any empty seats left.}} | {{L|Squidward|Um, excuse me, there doesn't seem to be any empty seats left.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}} | {{L|Squidward|''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}} | ||
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{{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}} | {{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I...}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Me?}} | {{L|Squidward|Me?}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|His side?}} | {{L|Squidward|His side?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[the bubble transaction appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Everyone|SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever. ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}} | {{L|Everyone|SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever. ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh boating buddy? ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}} | ||
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{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}} | {{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|How?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|How?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[ | {{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[mail man growls]''}} | {{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the mail man growls]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | {{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[ | {{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water]''}} | ||
{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''}} | {{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''}} | ||
{{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}} | {{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes class.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes, class.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|2 more minutes.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|2 more minutes.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|No no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Before-- before--}} | {{L|Squidward|Before-- before--}} | ||
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