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 {{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, ''[laughs]'' that was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh. ''[laughs]'' That was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
 {{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
 {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Psst, Squidward, sit here. Here.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Um, excuse me, there doesn't seem to be any empty seats left.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits down. SpongeBob touches Squidward ]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can...}}
 {{L|Squidward|''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}}
 {{L|Student|I don't see what's so very good about it.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I didn't mean very.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I didn't mean very...}}
 {{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Me?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the bane, of my existence!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why I'm... ''[SpongeBob is starring at Squidward while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
-{{L|Squidward|His side?}}
+{{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[the bubble transaction appears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here. ''[the bubble transaction appears]''}}
-{{L|Everyone|SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever. ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
+{{L|Everyone|“SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever”? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it Squidward?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall where SpongeBob was seen in]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my-- ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams. They drive into grandma]''}}
-{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg'N-Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab]''}}
+{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg'N-Mart and a costume shop. They then drive into a secret lab]''}}
 {{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
 {{L|Scientist 2|How?}}
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 {{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''}}
 {{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go? ''[the tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again, and Squidward returns to normal in the toilet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where did Squidward go? ''[the tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again, and Squidward returns to normal in the toilet]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times, and-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy? ''[Squidward looks at SpongeBob]'' If you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times... ''[SpongeBob tries to finish talking, but Squidward cuts him off]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[furious]'' How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[furious]'' How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, ''[close-up of his face]'' and I don't need you! Ever! Now, just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here and never have to see you again for the rest of my life!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay, Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes, class.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Before-- before--}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Before-- before--}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|1 more minute, class.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Before we were, ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Before we were... ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, time's up.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, time's up.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up! I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer! What am I supposed to do?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test. You take it again next week.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Next week?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten one answer right on this test. ''[screen cuts to outside]'' But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's boating school! ''[Squidward screams]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've never gotten one answer right on this test. ''[screen cuts to outside]'' But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School! ''[Squidward screams]''}}
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